Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

What’s hotter than sexy accents, BDSM, and a bit of rope? Not much.

I’m happy to report that The Professor’s Student, the third book in my and Jess Jarman’s Bound series is available now!

But before we get to the blurb and cover art and excerpt and stuff, I’d like you to meet my inspiration for this story – Irish actor, Colin Morgan.  It seems I might have a “type”.    But never mind that…on to the blurb. Or you know…we could stay here an look at these pictures a bit more.

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Blurb:

Six weeks in Ireland on a Bronze Age archeological dig is exactly what Josie Cooper needs. She loves teaching, but fieldwork is where her heart is, and working with Professor Declan O’Shaughnessy is a dream come true…until she meets the man. Declan is brilliant, gorgeous, and unapologetically arrogant. By the end of the first week, Josie is ready to push him into the Atlantic.

Unfortunately, annoyance doesn’t stop her physical reaction to him. Nor does it stop the way every accidental touch makes her crave more. More of his hands on her skin. More of his lilting voice in her ear.

Knowing Josephine Cooper’s reputation in the archeology world, Declan is thrilled that she’d accepted his invitation to work the dig. However, he hadn’t counted on his overwhelming attraction to the American professor. Though he tries to maintain his distance and keep things professional between them, that plan goes to hell when he learns that Josephine returns his interest. And when an opportunity to act on that attraction, as well as explore her submission, presents itself, he jumps at it—taking complete control.

For the next five weeks, Josie agrees to submit to Declan. His instruction awakens needs she didn’t know she possessed, and she learns more about desire and herself than she would have thought possible. But what happens when their time is over, and Josie has to give up being his student to go back to being the professor again?

 

And check out my pretty new cover – it’s another gorgeous one by Kris Norris.

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Excerpt:

 

Josie stared down at the remaining bit of metal in her palm and fought to keep from hyperventilating. Declan wanted her to put these little torture devices on her nipples. And wander around this pub without a bra.

“The loo is right back there,” he pointed out helpfully, a wicked smile curving his lips and excitement brightening his seawater-colored eyes.

“Okay.” She sighed.

“Okay…?” He was clearly waiting for something.

It clicked. “Okay, Professor.” She felt a little silly saying it, but a perverse thrill also shot through her veins as she did.

He nodded his approval, and she pushed her chair away from the table and walked back to the bathroom on trembling legs. She was really doing this. She was going to submit to Declan. She was going to let him do god knew what kinds of kinky things to her. And it was starting, right now.

Technically, she supposed it had started yesterday when she’d followed his directive not to masturbate. But now…now, it was far more real. And more than a little scary. But, for some reason, she trusted him. And she knew that, if she said her safeword, he’d stop.

Once inside the tiny, but surprisingly bright, bathroom, she ducked into an open stall and locked the door behind her. Pulling off her t-shirt and bra, she hung them on a hook. Then, she removed the clamp from the tip of her finger and nearly groaned as the blood rushed back to fill the neglected area. She glanced down at her chest, where her already hard nipples stood out in tight little buds—needy and aching.

Plucking and twisting one of them, she hardened it further before sliding the bars around the distended flesh and tightening the pins. Her breath caught at the squeezing sensation, and she cranked the screws a little more. Before she could chicken out, she repeated the action on the other side, clamping the tender tip between the skin-warmed pieces of metal until it matched the tight grip on the other side.

Breathing deeply, she slumped against the wall, the steel cold against her back, and tried to calm her body’s rioting responses. Her nipples throbbed, but the pain only ramped her desire for Declan higher. And her pussy flooded with moisture. If she’d been wearing panties, they’d be completely drenched. She was sure of it.

She wrapped her fingers around her shirt, but let go just as quickly. She had to know what it felt like. Declan said she couldn’t make herself come. He hadn’t said anything about touching herself while attaching the clamps. After all, she reasoned, she needed to make sure they were secure. That they wouldn’t fall off when she put her shirt back on. Holding her breath, she brushed her fingertips over her aching flesh and nearly groaned. They were more sensitive than they’d ever been. It was as if all her nerve endings were on high alert, and they were all focused on her nipples. She couldn’t help herself, she did it again. And again. Each brush of her fingertips created an answering tug in her cunt. She pinched the throbbing tips, and her pussy clenched tight. She had to force herself to stop, or she was going orgasm right there in that tiny bathroom.

She yanked her shirt off the hook and over her head, her breath hissing out when the fabric coasted over her swollen nipples. The normally soft cotton felt as if it was scraping against her skin. Balling up her bra in her hand, because she hadn’t thought to bring her purse into the bathroom with her, she stepped out of the stall and surveyed herself in the mirror.

Her nipples thrust noticeably against the knit fabric of her white, scoop-neck t-shirt. She yanked the fabric flush against her torso. The clamps were apparent when she did that, but they were pretty much undetectable when her top hung normally. It was painfully clear that she was aroused, but at least her reward wasn’t visible. She tugged her shirt down a little farther, exposing more of her cleavage. If the professor wanted to play, she’d give as good as she got.

Holding her head high, and thrusting out her chest a little more than was strictly necessary, she walked slowly back to their table. She kept her gaze on Declan and ignored both the subtle and obvious stares as she made her way through the crowd gathered near the bar.

As she sat down and shoved her bra into her purse, Declan’s eyes dropped to her chest then slowly climbed back up to hers. “I was beginning to think I should send in a search party after you.” His voice was suddenly rough with what she assumed was arousal. “Did you have any trouble?”

She held his gaze, but it was impossible to hide her smile, the pleasure she felt at toying with him. “Define trouble.”

He sat back and raised an eyebrow at her, crossing his arms over his chest. “Walk me through it.”

Leaning forward, she hissed as her nipples skimmed the tabletop. “I went into a stall, took off my shirt and bra, then I attached my reward.”

“And that’s it?”

“Well, I had to make sure they weren’t going to fall off,” she murmured, lowering her eyes and staring up at him through her lashes, wondering if she’d earned herself a mysterious punishment.

“And how did you do that?”

“I brushed my fingers across my nipples a few times. I didn’t want to risk losing them.”

“So, you were playing with your nipples?”

She nodded, stomach tightening nervously.

He leaned forward and drew a finger down along her breastbone. “And how did it feel?”

Her eyes closed at his roughly muttered question.

“So good,” she whispered. But, to her ears, it sounded like more of a groan.

“Show me.”

Her eyes flew open, and she stared at him. “What?”

“I said, show me.”

“In here?”

He shrugged as if unconcerned.

“I can’t do that now. There are people everywhere.”

“So, you’re ready to safeword, then?”

She knew a challenge when she heard one, and this one was unmistakable. “No.”

“No…?”

“No, Professor,” she murmured. Glancing around, she realized only one person was paying them any attention at all—just the bartender. And when would she ever see him again? Ignoring the man as best she could, she sat back in her chair and slowly skimmed her hands over her stomach, letting her fingers drift upward over the lower swell of her breasts until she reached her nipples. She brushed her fingertips over them a few times before pinching firmly, sucking in a harsh breath between her clenched teeth.

“Jesus, Mary and Joseph,” Declan breathed almost reverently. Or maybe it was irreverently given the reason for his declaration.

 

 

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It’s time for another favorite things post. And this month? Beauty products!  Okay, I admit, I’m constantly looking for the Holy Grail of mascara and hair conditioner. It’s an unending battle. Oh, and also the perfect scent. But I’ll share a few of my favorites with you.  Also, I apologize for all the wonky spacing with the pictures and stuff.

First up? Hair. I have stupid, baby fine hair that refuses grow much past my shoulders. It used to be pin straight, but once I had my second kid, I suddenly got all kinds of body and wave. Well, not in this one stubborn spot up front, but that’s what barrettes are for.

But here are my favorite hair products for fine, easily damaged hair.

The It’s a 10 Miracle Hair Mask gets used once a week. It helps restore elasticity and shine to my crabby, crabby hair. The Designline Olive Oil shampoo and conditioner are an every day or every other day thing depending on how often my hair needs to be washed. The It’s a 10 Miracle Leave-In Conditioner happens every time my hair gets washed. It does wonders to keep my hair from getting frizzy and breaking.

BP hair mask

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Next up, it’s my favorite skincare products.

Premiere face was and day lotion. It’s pricey. But holy crap, my face loves this stuff. It really helps with my rosacea and it doesn’t make my face weirdly greasy like a lot of lotions do.

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Witch Hazel. Yep. Plain old Witch Hazel. It’s the best astringent on the planet. I use it before I go to bed and when I wake up. Sometimes I use it in the middle of the day if my face feels icky. It’s also great on skin irritations, bug bites and sunburns.  And speaking of sunburns…

I avoid them at all costs, because I’m a pasty girl. I don’t tan, I just fry and then fry some more. So, I’m all about the SPF Vampire. This is what I use until they make a higher one. (Yes, I know it’s not supposed to be any more effective than 50, but whatever. I burn like a mofo, and I’ve got skin cancer on both sides of my family. I’ll take ALL the SPF, thanks!

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Nail polish! I used love wearing nail polish, but a run in with a cadaver wearing the same shade I had on, put me off it for a good twenty years or so. But thanks to my niece and Jenny Trout, I love it again. I’m particularly fond of Zoya. They’re vegan-friendly and free of five of the worst toxins like formaldehyde,  formaldehyde resin, toluene, camphor, and dibutyl phthalate. I have no idea what most of those are, but they sound shitty, so if I can avoid breathing them in, I’m down with that. Plus they have over 300 colors!  Here are a few of my favorites. Ki, Autumn, Edyta, Freja, Louise, Natty and Nimue.  Oh yeah, I’m also a huge fan of there base and top coats (Anchor and Armor, respectively) and Opi’s Rapid Dry Spray.

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Oh what else…  Makeup! That’s what!

There are a few Holy Grail items I’m still seeking. One is an eye shadow to replace my beloved Twig that Origins discontinued. It was the most perfect shade of taupe that ever existed. For now, I’ll just wander through the wastelands of Ulta and Sephora with the last of the Twig trying to find a suitable replacement.

But anyway, here are some products I love. Now, I don’t wear make up all the time. Hell, I *maybe* wear it twice a month – unless I’m at a conference. But, I like what I have to work and work well for my skin. Here are a few things I refuse to be without.

Eyeshadow primer is huge for me otherwise I wear it right off and it gets that awful creased look halfway through the day. I really like Shadow Worx by Coastal Scents. It’s super light and not the least little bit greasy.

Like practically everyone else in the world, I don’t get enough sleep. I also have allergies. A lot of allergies. So my undereye circles are pretty spectacular. For consealer, I really like Smashbox. It’s got great coverage without looking cakey. I’m not huge on foundation, but I like the Purminerals Powder Foundation. It’s lightweight, it blends easily and it doesn’t make me feel or look like I’m wearing a mask. And for mascara, I adore Benefit’s They’re Real! It’s fantastic stuff. The lovely @LilyElement and author, @AnyaBreton  Twitter timeline and the even better Nailed at Night beauty blog recommended it to me and @LilyElement sent me a sample because she’s amazing. I’m seriously in love with this mascara. If I wasn’t such a damn slacker, I would have taken a picture of how great it works. But…I am a slacker.

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And lastly, scents. I love perfumes made from essential oils. I can’t wear commercial perfumes. There’s something wonky with my skin’s chemistry that just messes with the chemicals in commercial stuff making it smell positively foul. But I’m all good with essential oils.

Acorns and Alchemy creates some of my very favorites!  And every year, my sister and I go to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and create our own scents. Mine usually involve some combination of honey, dark vanilla, clove, oak moss, or nutmeg. But here are a few from Acorns and Alchemy that I’m fond of.

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Okay, now that you probably know more than you ever wanted to know about my favorite beauty products, go check out the other bloggers and see what they like!

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What the hell was I doing?

Standing outside the blue double doors, I double checked the address scrawled on the back of an old, Victorian style calling card. It was yellowed with age, but the creepy disembodied hand holding a bouquet of brightly colored roses was still visible. On the back of the card, someone had written today’s date and this address using what looked like a fountain pen.

I had no idea where the card had even come from. I’d found it when I pulled money out of my pocket to pay for my coffee. The cash had been folded neatly into thirds, like always, but this card had been tucked inside. I know it wasn’t there when I got dressed and put the money in my jeans. And it wasn’t like I’d lent my pants to anyone else. In fact, other than the barista at Starbucks, I hadn’t spoken with anyone all day.

A chill swept through me as I stared at the doors and raised my hand to knock. I was never this impulsive. That wasn’t quite right. I was never impulsive at all. I did what was expected of me. Safe things. Orderly things. I certainly didn’t stand on unfamiliar doorsteps and consider knocking. But as soon as I’d discovered the card, I had to find out what it meant. It was more of a compulsion, really.  So I walked until I found this place.

Just as strange, the building was on a street in my neighborhood–one I walked all the time–but I’d never seen these doors before. Or the streetlamp for that matter. Unable to quell my need to know any longer, I knocked. Bits of faded paint chips clung to my knuckles.

The door opened immediately, and a tall elderly gentleman dressed in a black mourning suit ushered me inside. Closing the door behind me, he escorted me down the hall toward a large, brightly lit room. “This way, if you please.”

My stomach in knots, I followed him. It wasn’t that I necessarily wanted to, but I couldn’t seem to stop myself.

As soon as we entered the room, a women wearing a pastel shirt dress with a matching cardigan sweater and rhinestone studded cat eye glasses approached with a clipboard. “Willa Hayes?”

I wiped my suddenly clammy palms on my thighs. “Yes.”

“Willa Beatrice Hayes of 1436 Orchard Dr.?”

“How do you know that?”

She adjusted her glasses. “We’ve been expecting you.” Gesturing toward a group of people sitting in a circle, she said, “Take a seat, please.”

On wooden legs, I made my way to a dingy-looking, molded, plastic chair and sat, scanning the others. To my left was a woman in a fuchsia and black saloon girl costume, and to my right was a balding man in a rumpled suit frantically pushing buttons on an old adding machine – the kind that made clunking sounds and used a roll of paper. Across from me was a guy in jeans, a black leather jacket and a greasy looking pompadour. He winked at me. Creep.

My gaze tracked around the room. There was a dude in what looked like wizard robes, a woman in a business suit tapping away on a tablet while talking to a man in a flight attendant’s uniform. A girl in a red and white cheerleading uniform was practicing in the corner, seemingly oblivious  to everyone else. And a hipster dad–man bun and all–pushed his toddler in a stroller around an armored knight, while a woman in a waitress uniform and roller skates, skated around the room with a tray of drinks. She stopped next to me, snapping her gum.

“Hey, new girl. You want a Coke?”

What I really wanted right now was a bottle of Moscato. Maybe three. “Um…sure? ”

She handed me the cold can.

“Thanks.”

SShew twirled on her skates. “No prob.”

I popped the top and continued staring around the room. There were people everywhere. There had to be a least a hundred of us in here–all races, ages, and occupations, judging from the clothing. All periods, too, it seemed–everything from ancient Greece to 1990s grunge. There were even two nuns sitting in the circle quietly praying the rosary. And holy shit, over near the corner watching cheerleader was a clown. He looked up and grinned at me.  Shuddering, I moved closer to the saloon girl.

What the hell was this place? It looked like the worst kind of cross between an AA meeting and group therapy. I needed to get out of here. This was insane, and despite the weirdly appearing calling card in my pocket, there was no way I belonged in this freak show.

I started to stand, but the lady with the clipboard pinned me with a glare. “If you’ll all take your seats, we’re about to begin.”

Just like I hadn’t been able to stop myself from knocking on the door earlier, I couldn’t stop myself from returning to my seat.

“Who’d like to begin?” She glanced at her clipboard. “Thomas, how about if you start us off.”

A man in a Union army uniform several seats down from me stood and saluted the American flag at the front of the room, then said, “My name is Captain Thomas Sullivan, and it’s been seventeen months, two weeks and three days since I’ve had any communication from my creator.”

He sat down, and the woman next to him stood, cradling an infant in her arms. “My name is Ernestine Thatcher, and this is my little Horace. It’s been over six years since we’ve had any communication with our creator.”

One person after another stood and told their story and my stomach churned as it got closer to my turn.  The saloon girl stood. “My name’s Fanny, and I don’t know how long it’s been since my creator’s even thought of me. I reckon he might be dead.”

A collective gasp went up around the room, and the nuns crossed themselves.

“Now, Fanny…” the woman with the clipboard chided. “You know we don’t say things like that.”

“Well, what am I supposed ta think? It’s jus’ been a whole lotta bupkis if you ask me.” She flopped back into her chair. “I’m tired a bein’ here. I want ta get back to my life.”

Clipboard lady nodded sympathetically as did nearly everyone else in the room.

“We all want that, Fanny,” someone said. I think it might have been the knight since the words were weirdly muffled.

Clipboard lady stared expectantly at me. “Well, Willa? What about you? Tell us your story.”

On shaking legs, I stood and cleared my throat. “I–I don’t have a story. I’m not sure why I’m even here. I should probably go. I’m sure there are things I need to be doing.”

Nearly everyone’s features crumpled into an almost identical expression of sympathy.

“What?” I asked.

One of the nuns shifted in her chair and nervously clutched her rosary. “You don’t know where you are, dear?”

I shook my head. “I only came here because I found the address in my pocket.”

She exchanged a meaningful look with the clipboard lady before turning back to me. “You’re here because you’ve been forgotten.”

Icy fear sluiced through my veins. “What are you talking about. No one’s forgotten me. I’m supposed to go on a trip with my best friend Shawna next week. We’re going on a cruise. I can’t really remember to where, but there’s a cruise. Shawna wouldn’t forget me. Neither would the rest of my…”

“The rest of your who, dear?” the nun asked.

I clutched the can of pop, feeling the metal buckle beneath my fingers. “I…I don’t know. I can’t remember anyone but Shawna.” That couldn’t be right. Surely, I had other friends. Or family. Coworkers. But I couldn’t think of a single one.

The lady with the clipboard flipped through some pages. “And didn’t Shawna just meet a man? Some sort of wealthy business tycoon with a helicopter?”

“Yeah, but that doesn’t mean she’s forgotten me. How could she forget me? I’m her best friend.”

Fanny patted my shoulder. No one said anything else.

“It doesn’t mean that I don’t have other people out there.”

The lady with the clipboard pressed her thin lips together, then said, “Do you remember anyone else?”

“No, but…” Dread wrapped around me like a cold, wet blanket, and I started to shiver.

“There is no one else dear. You were part of Shawna’s story, and the author forgot you.”

“I don’t understand.”

Before she could respond, the butler in the mourning suit came back looking far more animated than he had earlier. “Good news, everyone! Sir Reginald, you’re free to go! You’re needed in Chapter Thirty-Six. Be safe, good man–it’s a battle scene. Saxons, from the looks of it.”

The room erupted into cheers and clapping with a few people muttering ,”Lucky bastard” as the knight clanked toward the blue doors.

After the excitement died down, the woman continued. “This is a halfway house for forgotten characters. If you’re here, it’s because your creator and the other characters in the story have forgotten about you.”

I thought I might vomit.

The nun who’d spoken earlier said, “It happens all the time. Sometimes we’re used as plot devices and never heard from again. Sometimes, the author gets an exciting new idea and wanders away from our stories. Sometimes, they just simply forget they’d created us in the first place, and we just become part of a lost plot thread.” She shrugged. “And this is where we end up.”

“That’s crazy,” I whispered.

Everyone stared at me, pity clear in their eyes.”

“What’s the last thing you remember doing with Shawna?” the man with he adding machine asked, suddenly.

I thought hard. What had we done? “Oh! I know,” I said, maybe a bit too smugly. “We went out to lunch at our favorite shwarma place, and she was telling me about an interview she had for a new job.”

He nodded. “And what have you done since then?”

I stared at him, unable to think of a single thing.

“What have you done since eating lunch with her and finding the card and coming here?” he asked again.

“I…I…” My throat tightened. There was literally nothing there. The last thing I remembered was Shawna getting a phone call and taking it outside the restaurant. I don’t even remember paying and leaving.

“I’m so sorry, Willa,” he said. “I know it’s a shock. You just need to–”

His voice cut out, and he became fainter and fainter until I could nearly see through him. Reaching out, he grabbed at my arm, but his hand went right through me. He completely faded from view leaving his chair empty. Every time I blinked I saw his frozen, terrified expression on the insides of my eyelids.

I looked frantically around the room. Some people cried. The nuns prayed. The clipboard lady sighed and drew a line across one of her pieces of paper.

“What was that? What happened to him?” I demanded.

Frowning, she tucked her pencil behind her ear. “Revisions.”

 

That’s it for my story this week, but be sure to check out the other bloggers and see what the blue doors inspired them to write.

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There’s that old writers’ adage: write what you know. I have mixed feelings about this advice.

It’s true, I set a lot of stories in Michigan, because I know the area fairly well, and it means that I’ll be less likely to screw up certain things. But, I’ve also set stories in the UK. I haven’t been there, (yet) but  google is an amazing thing. I can find pretty much all the info I need, and I can email friends for the rest.

But what about other things? Like writing people whose personalities, and careers, and lives are vastly different from mine? If I wrote strictly what I know, there would be a lot of stories out there about potty training multiple children at once, or making hideously ugly bridesmaids dresses, or cleaning up cat puke, or trying to organize my life. No one wants to read that.

Well, happily, I know a lot of people who are vastly different than me, and they’re usually willing to answer questions. I’m also not afraid to do research on people – particularly their jobs. When I can, I prefer the research in the form of asking questions an actual person who has the experience I’m looking to convey. Although, a word of warning…sometimes this can happen. o.O

All this said, I think the “write what you know” advice is less about the details – you can learn all that stuff – and more about writing what you know in terms of emotional truth. I don’t think you need to have been in an abusive relationship to write from the perspective of a person who’s experienced that–nor do you need to have gone through the pain of losing someone you love to write effectively about that.  You don’t need to have experienced what it’s like to be a high school student in a new town, or how it feels to fall in love, but you do need to be able to connect with the idea and the feeling so thoroughly that you can convey the truth of those situations and emotions to the readers. Without being able to completely immerse yourself in the character you’re trying to bring to life, it’s difficult to really know that character. And if you don’t really know that character, the reader won’t either. And that doesn’t make a satisfying read for anyone.

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This should be interesting. I can’t wait to see what people who aren’t me spend too much time doing. In the meanwhile, I’ll post my list. And be sure to share some of the things you spend too much time doing, too.

Playing around on social media sites. It’s rarely ever hopping from site to site. It’s more like, “Oh, look…I just lost 3 hours to tumblr.”  Or, hmmm…”I seem to have just pinned over 100 images of gypsy vardos to Pinterest.” Or, “That was nice catching up with so-and-so on Twitter/Facebook. Huh…I guess it’s bedtime.”

Cruising Etsy and Amazon for stuff I don’t necessarily need. But would desperately love.

Exhibit A: This ring that I really, really, really want. But obviously don’t need.

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See also: This yarn.

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Getting distracted by random house/cleaning/craft projects. It’s not like these projects don’t need to be done. But, I’ll frequently get sucked into things at the exclusion of everything else.

Binge watching Netflix. ALL the Netflix. *sigh*

Beating myself up for not doing the things I’m supposed to be doing. Actually, this one seems to take a fair amount of time. I get really hung up on not being satisfied with whatever it is that I’ve accomplished, and instead, I focus on what I “should” have done. I’m working on this one.

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So, I think that’s about it for me. What do you spend too much time doing?  And be sure to click the links below to see what everyone else is spending too much time doing.

Jess

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So…this is a continuation of the last flash fiction, and it’s inspired by the Death Cab for Cutie song, I Will Possess Your Heart.

 

“Show time,” I whispered.

Harper stiffened slightly in my arms and shifted her grip on the wooden stake in her hand. I hated to let her go, I like having her warm and willing in my arms even though I knew she’d never be there if not for this fucking assignment.

The rustling behind her grew louder and a dark figure burst through the bushes. Harper spun from my arms to stand at my side just as I caught a glimpse of red glimmering in the creature’s eyes. “Goddamnit.”

The demon, who wore the body of little girl, giggled, the sound almost musical. “You’re far too late with that curse, hunter.”

“What do you want?” Harper demanded. Her voice was almost bored-sounding, but it was impossible not to feel the tension coursing through her body.

The demon swung one of those stupid-expensive dolls by the arm. The kind that came with storybooks and clothes that cost more than mine. The demon and the doll even wore matching plaid dresses, their long brown hair in braids. “A reign of blood and terror. Supreme power. Hell on earth.”

“The usual, then,” I muttered.

She lifted the doll and held it under its arms, looking into its dead-eyed face. “Isn’t that right, Samantha. We just want the usual.” She looked away from the doll and up at me. “We just want what we have coming to us.”

“Is that all?” Harper snapped

She slowly turned her head in that creepy way that only small children can and stared at Harper. “We only want our fair share.”

Demons. I fucking hated demons. Our intel had said vampires, and that’s what we’d prepped for. I wondered if I could get to the holy water in my pocket without drawing the beast’s attention. As if she sensed what I wanted to do, Harper took a step toward the creature partially blocking its view of my right hand.

“What do you want from us?” Harper asked.

I kept my eyes on the demon as my fingers closed around the bottle of holy water and salt in my pocket.

The demon held the doll up to her ear and nodded as if she were listening intently, then stared at Harper. “We want your heart. Samantha wants to be a real girl.”

 

I can’t wait to see what everyone else came up with! Click their names to find out!

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Gwen

Kris

To celebrate one of my favorite stories I’ve ever written, (I seriously love Rory and Tristan), I thought I’d share the first chapter and have a little giveaway. To be entered, comment below, and for extra entries, please share on Twitter!

Here’s my inspiration for Rory…

Dear god…Hugh Dancy.

*sigh*

Wait…I was supposed to be doing something. Right. The giveaway post.

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Chapter One of Drawn that Way

Tristan Weaver slid the finished survey across the break room table to her friend, Clover.

“Are you seriously going to submit that comment?” Clover asked, her brown eyes wide.

Tris shrugged. “Why not? It’s true. I haven’t seen a single female character come out of this company that wasn’t drawn like the average uni boy’s wank fantasy. Giant, gravity-defying boobs, waists so small they couldn’t possibly hold up those chests and giant bubble arses—all I’m suggesting is a little diversity. A more realistic view of women in video games. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.”

She leaned forward, warming to the subject. “And, while they’re at it, they could give them some armor. All the male characters have full protection. The best a female character gets is maybe a crop-top-style breastplate and a Xena skirt. That tells me they’re there for visual interest for men—not as viable characters.”

“Hey, now. There are some girls,” Clover said, pointing at herself, “who dig a scantily clad female as much as any guy.”

Tris smiled. “I know, but don’t you get tired of having one ideal shoved down your throat all the time?”

Clover nodded, her pink and purple pigtails bouncing. “I do, but I’m just worried about expressing that opinion here. I’m not saying you’d be fired for having a differing view, but you haven’t been here that long, and it could make things difficult. Jobs are hard to come by, right now.”

“Yeah…I know.” Tris hadn’t even been working there for six months, and she had a metric crap-ton of student loans to pay off. She couldn’t afford to lose her job. Of course, her parents kept telling her they’d pay off her loans if she’d move back to Wales. But the whole point of getting her citizenship when

her student visa expired was to stay in the States. She sighed, weighing her options. “But, we were asked for our input on the new game storyboard and artwork. Brecken Games definitely has a type.”

“More like Rory Brecken definitely has a type. Did you see the parade of models he interviewed last month?” Clover laughed and took a swallow of her Coke.

Tris rolled her eyes. “One tall blonde with ginormous tits after another.”

“Well, the last one must have been the winner. She was still here at midnight when I left that evening. And, judging from the noises I heard on my way out, she was winning in more ways than one.”

“Oh, please…with him? Seriously?”

Clover’s eyes widened. “There’s a reason he only uses one model per character. Apparently, he ends up banging a lot of them during photo shoots, and from what I’ve heard, he doesn’t do relationships.”

“Well, that I can see. The guy barely speaks. I mean, he’s good looking in that distracted artist kinda way, and he’s got that intense, nerdy thing going on. But I just don’t see women falling all over him.”

Tris could admit to herself that she found him vaguely attractive and weirdly compelling, but he was definitely not her type. She preferred her guys clean-cut and ripped—footballers were more her speed. Rory was none of those things, but he still made her stomach flip if she thought too much about him. He had dark, wavy hair that almost always looked as if it was a month past needing a haircut, a closely trimmed beard and black-frame glasses that made him look like a cross between a disgruntled hipster and a disapproving professor. It was the disapproving professor vibe that often had her squirming in her seat.

Her friend scooted closer, drawing Tris’ attention away from her sudden need for alone time. “Just telling you what I’ve heard. Oh, and I guess he’s a little kinky, too.”

“He is not,” Tristan said, stifling a snort. That was pushing the boundaries of her belief a little too far. However, now, the disapproving

professor fantasy was back full-force. And, thanks to Clover planting that perverse little seed in her head, Tris suspected she was going to need some quality time with her detachable showerhead, tonight.

Clover just nodded.

“What kind of kinky?” Before Clover could answer, Tris held up her hand. “You should know that if you tell me feather ticklers, blindfolds, whipped cream and strawberry syrup, I’m going to be severely disappointed in your idea of kinky.”

She’d been disappointed in a former boyfriend’s idea of kinky, too. When she’d suggested they try something a little edgier in the bedroom, she hadn’t anticipated ending up with a yeast infection and having her favorite sheets stained.

The other woman rolled her eyes, and was that a blush coloring her cheeks? “The things I’ve heard from some of the models are way more hardcore than feathers.”

“Like what?” Just once, she’d like to try something that was a sharp left from Vanillaville. It wasn’t that she objected to conventional sex—good sex was good sex. But some days, she wanted something more. Something a little different. As her dirty Tumblr would certainly attest. Taking a deep breath, Tris sat back in her chair, took a sip of coffee, and tried not to sigh as she waited for Clover to spill.

When the other woman didn’t elaborate right away, Tris continued, “So, what…how intense are we talking? Spanking? Flogging? Bondage?”

Clover cleared her throat. “They’ve all been mentioned.”

Crossing her legs, Tristan took another swallow of coffee and hoped to dull the damp ache pulsing between her thighs. God, she needed to get laid. It had been far too long. For just a minute, she tried to imagine the practically pathologically reserved Rory Brecken doing any of the things she’d just listed, but D/s sex and the owner of Brecken Games didn’t belong in the same sentence—let alone the same thought.

Her friend tilted her head to the side and stared at her.

“What?”

“Just wondering what you’re thinking.” Clover twirled one of her brightly colored pigtails around her finger.

“I dunno. I can’t see it. I can’t even imagine him talking dirty to a woman, let alone tying one up.”

The sound of feet scuffling at the door dropped Tris’ stomach to the vicinity of the floor, and she whirled to look behind her.

Fucking hell. Rory Brecken stood in the doorway holding a folder and his ever-present travel mug. How long had he been standing there? How much had he heard?

He nodded at Clover then turned to Tris and nodded at her, too, pinning her with his steady gaze. If he knew what they’d been talking about, he gave no indication, just broke eye contact and moved into the break room and slid his mug under the spout of the coffee maker.

Both women stood. “I should get back to that code,” Clover muttered. “It’s not gonna write itself.”

As she left the room, Tris discreetly folded the survey in half and headed for the door.

“Tristan?”

In the nearly empty room, his voice seemed to resonate, sounding a little rough, as if he didn’t use it often. Hearing her name in that gravelly tone sent shivers along her spine. She hoped like hell he hadn’t noticed.

Pasting on a smile she wasn’t close to feeling, she turned around. “Yes?”

He stared at her for what couldn’t have been more than a few seconds, but it was long enough to convince her that he’d heard every word they’d said about him. Her stomach lurched as her nerves rioted with anxious regret. She and Clover had no right to discuss his personal life. What he did or didn’t do with his character models was none of their business, and she felt like an arsehole for prying.

She was about to say as much when his gaze dropped to the table then lifted back to hers. “You forgot your coffee.”

(End of Chapter One)

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I can’t believe this is the last Merlin Club post. Seriously. How did that even happen!?

The two-part series finale opens with Morgana testing her Magic Hoovering Slug on some poor, but powerful, unsuspecting druid dude. Ones she proves that the man’s magic can be sucked clean out of him, she has someone sneak the Magic Hoovering Slug under Merlin’s bed while Merlin is out at the tavern with Arthur and the knights having eye sex playing dice. When he gets back, he trips and falls, doesn’t notice Gaius unconscious on the floor and stumbles to bed where the Magic Hoovering Slug hoovers his magic right out of him.

Morgana and Mordred’s forces attack and it’s not going well for Camelot. Merlin readies Arthur’s armor and stuff and Arthur is all kinds of impressed, until he finds out that Merlin isn’t coming with him. It’s clear that he’s hurt that Merlin would abandon him when he needs him most, but he hurts Merlin in return by calling him a coward.

Meanwhile, Gwaine hooks up with some woman who’s village was destroyed by Morgana’s army, and Gwaine is a big old blabbermouth and the woman is actually a spy for Morgana and reports back to her about Arthur’s plans.

Merlin, taking Gwaine for protection, goes to The Crystal Cave in an attempt to restore his magic. Gwaine’s scheming lover reports that to Morgana, too, and she ambushes Merlin in the cave and traps him with a magical rockfall. Merlin is crushed. His magic is gone, and he can’t get to Arthur to protect him.

Crystal Cave

Everyone has to flee the citadel, and things are pretty dicey. Arthur decides to make his last stand at Camlan. Morgana, of course, already knows and moves in for a sneak attack. Meanwhile, back at The Crystal Cave, Merlin’s dead father appears to him and Merlin is eventually healed and his magic restored and as Old!Merlin/Dragoon, he escapes the cave and rides (where the hell did the horse come from!?) hell bent for Camlan.

When he arrives, it’s chaos. Blood, death, kinda like the mosh pit at a Cancer Bats (Canadian death metal – I’m told their mosh pits are pretty brutal) concert. Merlin, using Dragoon’s staff (where the hell did that and the costume come from, anyway?) starts magically zapping Morgana’s warriors and evening things up for Camelot’s forces. Morgana gets knocked out here somewhere along the line.

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Mordred is searching the battlefield for Arthur, eventually finds him and pretty unceremoniously stabs him in the gut. Arthur, though grievously wounded, stabs Mordred and kills him. Gwen and Gaius are treating the wounded. There’s no sign of Arthur, but it’s because Merlin has spirited him away to a secret hidey spot in the woods. He ends up confessing that he’s had magic all along and Arthur is furious and hurt and betrayed and a million other horrible feelings because the one person he trusted above all others lied to him during their entire relationship. And Merlin! He’s so crushed. From here on in, my heart is utterly broken.

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So Arthur won’t speak to Merlin. Gaius eventually finds his way to Merlin and Arthur and tells Merlin that there’s nothing he can do for Arthur because a piece of Mordred’s enchanted blade busted off inside Arthur and is traveling towards his heart. The only chance Arthur has to survive is Sidhe magic. So Merlin has to take him to Avalon.

Arthur gives Gaius his ring – the royal seal – to give to Gwen just in case he doesn’t make it back. And he and Merlin set off for Avalon. Arthur grudgingly gets over his hurt and anger and I continue to cry at the unfairness of it all, because of course, I know what’s coming.

Everyone is back at Camelot and Gwen is upset and she’s also figured out that Merlin was the sorcerer and knows he has Arthur’s best interests at heart. Gwen, because she’s the best King of Camelot also figures out that Gwaine’s girlfriend is feeding Morgana info. She has the raven deliver Morgana misinformation about Merlin and Arthur’s whereabouts and then she hangs the woman in the courtyard because Gwen does *not* fuck around.

Gwaine and Percival take it upon themselves to hunt down Morgana since they know where she’ll be. And like dumbasses, they go alone. Morgana captures them both and tortures Gwaine until he gives up Arthur’s location. Percival comes to, hears Gwaine’s anguished screams then busts out of his ropes in time to talk to Gwaine as he’s dying and we see the true depths of their feelings for one another and it made me cry harder. Look at these gifs. LOOK AT THEM.

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Morgana catches up to Arthur and Merlin, spooks their horses. Merlin and Morgana battle it out and Merlin eventually stabs her with Excalibur which kills her because it was a dragon-forged blade. And honestly, this killed me. I’ve said before that we wouldn’t have gotten to this place had Morgana not been gaslighted – or we still could have, but Gaius and Merlin would have been less culpable. And there’s something about the way Merlin sort of holds Morgana as she’s dying that breaks my heart. These gifs don’t show it, but the way he lowers her to the ground. *weep* And even though he did what he needed to do to save Arthur, it wasn’t like he was happy about it.

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After that, Merlin tries to get Arthur moving again, and Arthur knows it’s too last and this goddamn scene happened, and yes, I might be crying while I’m typing this… Judge me all you want.

OMG MY HEART

Merlin busts out his Dragon Lord voice and calls the dragon to fly them to Avalon. But it’s too late. Arthur dies and it’s one of the most gut-wrenching television series deaths ever. The first time I saw it, I must have cried off and on for a good forty-five minutes afterward. This time wasn’t much better.

OMG

 

 

Realization

CRIES

Eventually, Merlin returns Excalibur to the lake, and the Lady of the Lake’s hand rises up from from the water and grabs the sword. We see Gwen very solemnly ascending the throne, and we know that she’ll be the best king Camelot ever had. Then Merlin loads Arthur into a boat and sends him off to Avalon. In the distance, we can see Glastonbury Tor. And as the shot zooms out, a modern truck whizzes past and we see Merlin walking along the road, past Avalon, actually old and still waiting for Arthur to rise. And my fucking heart breaks all over again.

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OUCH

The questions!

Okay, that’s a lie. Before I get to the questions, I just want to say how much fun this has been. Every Monday night for the last year and a half, I’ve gotten to hang with two of my very best friends, Jess and Jen, and tear apart and squee over this show that we love so much despite many of the problematic issues.

But I also got to meet some fun, awesome, amazing people that I adore thanks to the wonders of Twitter and Merlin. Tamsin, Cat, Tayci, and Alice, it wouldn’t have been the same without you, and I’m so glad you found your way to the craziness that is Merlin Club. *HUGS YOU ALL REALLY TIGHT*

The questions for realz now.

 

1.)  If I’d written this episode… Okay, so this is more of an If I’d written this series sort of thing. I wouldn’t have had Gaius and Merlin by extension gaslight Morgana about her magical abilities. I would have better explained the drastic shift in Morgana’s personality, priorities and subsequent drop in overall intelligence. It’s fine that she ends up being the Big Bad, but for fuck’s sake, let’s motivate that a little better, maybe. Morgana’s character is actually my biggest complaint in the whole series. She had so much damn potential, and then the writers broke her and turned into the vindictive woman/crazy bitch archetype with no real explanation. Fuck you, Merlin writers. And yes, I think I could have done better.

2.) The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. OMG. Okay. These two episodes make me cry horrible, horrible tears every time I see them. The thing I loved best is Merlin and Arthur’s relationship. Merthur!Forever, aside, seeing the intensity of their friendship, the power that they have to hurt one another, be vulnerable to one another and to see the best in one another. Merlin’s pain at losing him. Oh fuck it here…just watch this and you’ll understand everything.

3.) Something you never noticed about this episode before. Why not call the dragon from the beginning to get Arthur to Avalon in time for the Sidhe to help him. Also…the Sidhe weren’t terribly fond of Camelot and Pendragons in particular, I know Merlin and Gaius were desperate, but wasn’t that kind of a big assumption?

4.) Favorite costume. Old man Merlin…even though it broke my damn heart.


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5.) Here is some proof of some random head canon I’ve created. I didn’t create it, but so much Merthur. And also some Perwaine.

6.) What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? Naughtiest thoughts? All the eye sex in the tavern scene. But I promise you, that last scene up there? The video? GUTTED HER.

7.) What made Jen lose her shit  – in a good or bad way? In a good way when Gwen figured out that Merlin was the sorcerer. And when she was in the midst of the battle and the aftermath treating the injured, and putting the spy to death, and pretty much all things Gwen, really.

Here’s Jess‘ take on the episode,  and here’s Jen’s

Oh, and here. Because I’m a giver, and you can all suffer along with me.

 

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a RiCwB update – mostly because I’m no longer the car pool mom, and it’s just me and Corwin in the morning. And we’re usually cranky. And tired.

And this morning, we were late as fuck.  So this conversation happened.

Me: Damnit, Corwin. School starts in three minutes. We live ten minutes from school. You do the math.

Corwin: Because you can’t?

Me: *glares* Even I can manage to suss out that you’re getting a tardy. *bitches about slow moving traffic*

Corwin: If we had a flying car, we’d be the Weasleys, and all of this would be irrelevant.

Me: If my child could get his ass moving in the morning, all of this would also be irrelevant.

Corwin: Touché, mother.

Me: *glares some more*

Corwin: If we were the Weasleys, you’d have a lot more kids and you probably wouldn’t notice which of us were late. And one of them would be–

Me: Don’t you even dare go there! Also, Molly Weasley knows all. I’d know.

Corwin: If we were the Weasleys, I would have kept a grown-ass man as a pet rat for years, and that really creeps me out.

Me: Plus side – if we were the Weasleys, you’d end up marrying Hermione.

Corwin: That is a plus side. There ain’t nothin’ wrong with Emma Watson.

Me: No. No there is not.

Corwin: Wanna hear a joke I saw on Tumblr?

Me: Probably not.

Corwin: How long do owls live?

Me: I will live to regret asking, but how long?

Corwin: About six and a half books.

Me: Get. Out.

 

 

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It’s time for another Five Words or Less post. This month, we’re talking our blogs, our fiction, and our creative process.

My Blog – haven’t missed post since 1/14

My Fiction – quirky characters, emotional, natural dialogue (I hope)

My Creative Process – shower faery, trust the story

I’m excited to read the other bloggers’ Five Words or Less posts. Click the names below to see what they chose!

Jess

Kris

Jessica

Kayleigh

Gwen

Kellie