Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

Welp…it’s May. I don’t even know how that happened. It’s like I blinked, and almost half the damn year’s over. So, what’s on my mind…buckle up, I forgot my evening dose of Adderall, and shortly, it’ll probably be pretty obvious. The biggest thing on my mind right now, are my lungs and their inability to […]

Truth time… I have a very difficult time just doing nothing. Like…I know that everyone needs a good lazy day here and there and relaxation is important, but doing nothing makes me hellishly anxious. Like…borderline panicky. I know. I know, that’s probably not healthy. Trust me, I’m aware. I can’t even just sit and watch […]

Best and Worst is a new feature for the Wednesday Random Bloggers. It’s not best and worst for everyone–just the best and worst for each blogger participating. First, the worst. These are things I’ve tried, and they actually made my brain curdle. So, I refuse to ever do them again. The end. Super intensive plot […]

Okay, so I don’t know how exciting this is going to be for anyone, but my bathroom is on my mind. Constantly. There is so much drama in there right now, I’m having a hard time focusing on anything else. Let me explain. We live in a pretty old house. It was built in 1927, […]

Prompt: “Take a step closer to me and I swear to God, I’ll drop this cake! I’ll do it! Don’t test me!” From the corner of her eye, Laura watched her older sister, Katy, slowly navigate the perimeter of the room, mingling with the twenty or so guests who’d chosen to spend their Saturday here, in […]

I feel as though this blog post is going to be an overwhelming disappointment. Of the five of us kids, I was really the least rebellious. For instance, I  wasn’t the sibling who relandscaped a neighbor’s lawn with my car and relocated their patio furniture (also with my car) into their inground pool. That wasn’t me. […]

It’s another edition of Wordless Wednesday, and as usual, mine will probably have words. There are some things that piss me right off about Michigan, but the landscape isn’t one of them. No matter the season, it’s almost always freaking gorgeous. Here are what some of my favorite spots look like in summer. As you […]

Advice is a lot like music. Or styles of underwear. Use what works for you, and leave the rest behind. Obviously, I can’t tell you what’ll work for you, I can only share what’s worked for me, but look around. You might find something you like. Try it on. See how it fits. If you […]