Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

Okay, so I don’t know how exciting this is going to be for anyone, but my bathroom is on my mind. Constantly. There is so much drama in there right now, I’m having a hard time focusing on anything else. Let me explain. We live in a pretty old house. It was built in 1927, […]

  I think it’s safe to say that we’ve all learned things from our parents–some intended and some…not so much. 10.) If you want a piece of machinery to work better, you need to swear loudly and profusely at it. I’ve seen this demonstrated with boat motors, tractor engines, combines, arc welders, and gas grills. I’ve used […]

I feel like the “why” of this title can best be summed up by potential chapter headings comprised of things I’ve said in text messages. 1.) If I don’t answer for a bit, it’s because I’m driving home from the motherfucking store. 2.) I’d run away and join the circus, but I have no marketable circus […]

  I think we all have things we avoid in life–at least, as much as we’re able. Here are a few of mine. 10.) Clowns. (I feel like this is pretty self-explanatory. They’re creepy AF.) 9.)  Wet paper. (I don’t know why, but it makes me gag.) 8.)  Large warehouse stores like Home Depot, Best […]

This winter has been weird, yo. Normally, this is what winter in West Michigan looks like. However, this year, there’s some weird shit going on. We’ve even had 50 degree days in February. This is not normal. This is what it looks like today. Check out the other bloggers’ posts and see what winter is like […]

It’s time for another Top 10 List! Okay, so like most people, the best way to hook me as a reader is by writing a good book. And when I say a good book, I  mean the premise and the actual writing, too–some books are strictly a one or the other kind of thing. I […]

Suggestion: If you’re reading this post and are stressed out by current events, I suggest skipping to the last paragraph where there’s a link to something just weird enough to be distracting and possibly amusing.  So, this post…I’ve been thinking about it for a while, and I’ve been having trouble narrowing my focus. Look…I have a […]

Prompt: S/he showed up at his/her door, soaking wet, bruised and covered in glitter. Alex stood in line of the grocery store clutching the last bouquet of slightly wilted roses they had and red plastic shopping basket filled to the brim with all of Izzy’s favorites. He set the flowers and everything else on the […]

  It’s time for another Nostalgic Notes were we look back at the stuff we’re…you know… nostalgic about. Some of these will be from my childhood and some from my kids’ because nostalgia – I’m rife with it. Lemme introduce you to my childhood. I feel like the revelation that my mom was a great […]