Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

  I think it’s safe to say that we’ve all learned things from our parents–some intended and some…not so much. 10.) If you want a piece of machinery to work better, you need to swear loudly and profusely at it. I’ve seen this demonstrated with boat motors, tractor engines, combines, arc welders, and gas grills. I’ve used […]

Last night during pumpkin carving, this horrible, horrible conversation with my sons took place. Killian: How did pumpkin carving even become a thing? Me: Well- Corwin: *talking over me* Long, long ago, it was the time of The Great Pumpkin Wars – where pumpkins of old battled our neanderthal ancestors. The neanderthals won, of course, […]