Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

So, I’m recapping here because I can’t use the actual texts since you know…personal information and all. But anyway, Cait sent me an image of this check she wrote to my mom with the hashtag, #achievementunlocked. She owed my mom for some student loan payments my mom made when Cait’s bank was being shitty about […]

Sometimes, you text your sibs to remind them that they each owe you 20$ for your mom’s birthday wheelbarrow. (What? She wanted a wheelbarrow.) And  for some unfathomable reason the entire thing devolves into you and your sister taking turns rewriting the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody about mom and her garden. For the record, there was no booze […]

For those of you unfamiliar with Texts from Cait, this is the part of the blog were I post *hilarious text messages from my little sister. * It’s entirely possible that they may be far more hilarious to me than everyone else, but I’m sharing anyway in hopes that someone gets a much needed giggle. […]