Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

So, this week, someone picked a Nickelback song. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t me. I was having a lot of trouble with this piece, because the The Hammer’s Coming Down wasn’t speaking to me. But, as it turns out, Kayleigh Jones is my muse. While I was bitching about having no ideas, she said something that sparked the story. Just like she did during the last flash fiction. So, thank you Kayleigh! 😀

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It was dangerous to venture into open sea when the sky bled through the all the way down to the horizon into the water. But what choice did I have? There were few ways to rid the world of a witch. Everyone thought burning them was enough. Or beheading. Or even hanging. But it wasn’t.

Even in death, even without their bodies, they still had unimaginable power—so long as their words survived. I glanced down at the pile of books gathered in the iron cook pot, still crusted with the remnants of last night’s stew.

The wind picked up, and the waves tossed my small wooden boat, jostling me against the oarlock. I felt my side. The skin wasn’t broken, but it would likely ache for weeks. Thunder crashed in the distance, and as I glanced up, lightning streaked the sky, brightening the sky with the eerie glow that dripped like blood through the clouds.

At the next crack of thunder, the boat rocked violently to the side. Well, my side would ache for weeks if I lived that long.

I glanced at the shore behind me. I wasn’t sure I was far enough out to perform the ritual properly, but it was almost too far to swim if the waves capsized the boat. And if that happened my chance to complete the spell would vanish.

Putting the oars back in the boat, I grabbed the top book from the pile in the kettle. It was warm to the touch as if it was made of human flesh, and my skin crawled at the thought. A large embossed “A” took up most of the front cover as it did on the covers of all the tomes. The intermittent flickering of the lightening made the letter look as thought it was winking at me.

I swallowed back a surge of bile and opening the book, quickly flipped to the spell I needed. Cold drops began to spatter my face and the pages. Scanning the words written in tiny, tight cursive letters, I pulled the ground betony and burdock from my pouch and sprinkled it over the books in the cook pot, and some more on the open volume I held.

I couldn’t tell if it was the wind or if the pages were reacting to the banishing herbs, but the paper seemed to shudder at the touch of the dried plants. Lighting the kindling I’d placed in the pot as quickly as I was able, I pushed the smoldering pine needles and twigs closer to the spell books.

The tome on my lap jerked, almost as if it was trying to get away from me. I held it tighter as the contents of the iron pot caught flame. Quickly chanting the spell, I forced the now struggling book into the flames with the rest. I hadn’t been imagining things before. It was alive. The witch’s words were alive. I sprinkled yarrow, the last of the banishing herbs over the whole writhing mess, and the flames turned from a sickly yellow to an unearthly green.

The books cried out and the “A” on the cover of the top volume stretched its long spindly legs at me like a spider reaching out of a web. I stood, my balance shaky in the growing waves and lifted the heavy pot out of the bottom of the boat. Avoiding the grasping legs, I swung the entire thing over the side and let it drop into the unforgiving depths of the sea. The fire continued to burn brightly until the darkness of the water swallowed the light. Trapped by her own spell. Destroyed by her own words. The witch was no more.

Here are links to the song and lyrics if you want to give it a go.

And here are links to the other bloggers flash fiction pieces. I can’t wait to see what everyone did!

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Gwen uses a young boy to lure Merlin away from Camelot while she sets up a Medieval style hit on Arthur. The boy leads Merlin deep into a forest and Morgana attacks Merlin and poisons him with a slow acting, torturous poison and then kicks him down into a ravine.

Meanwhile, Gwen is arranging Arthur’s murder with a visiting king whose name kinda sounds like Sauron, and he was also the one who held Morgana and Aithusa in a pit for two years. He’s planning to screw over Gwen and take Camelot for himself. Arthur is worried about Merlin because he’s been missing for so long and Gaius suggests sending out a search party, but Gwen quashes that with a lie about Merlin sneaking off to see a girl.

The boy who led Merlin to his doom feels way guilty and does his best to save him, mixing up a cure that Merlin rattles off to him. After Merlin is sufficiently recovered, he and the boy head back to Camelot to save the day, but they meet some brigands on the road and Merlin is all “I don’t have time for this shit” and magically throws them around.

He and the boy get back in time to prevent an assassin from shooting  Arthur with a crossbow, but the boy takes a knife to the chest and Merlin magically throws a spear at the assassin and kills him as the assassin’s shot goes wide and kills the king who’s name isn’t quite Sauron. Gwen has a terrible time hiding her disappointment that both her husband and Merlin are still alive.

Oh, and Jess’ Strangely Specific Fetishes featured in this episode: Merlin’s hands, forearms, purposeful stride, his “do-not-fuck-with-me expression”, Arthur’s use of the royal we.

The questions!

1.)  If I’d written this episode…I’m not sure that I’d really change much. But I have a screaming headache right now, soooooo this may not be the best time to to answer this question.

2.) The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. I loved how jealous Arthur was of the thought that Merlin was with a girl. Didn’t like how idiotic Arthur was being unable to dress himself.

3.) Something you never noticed about this episode before. @practicalstyl pointed this out, but why doesn’t  Arthur ever go to the tavern (or send someone to the tavern) to fetch Merlin?

4.) Favorite costume. I think Arthur and Gwen look particularly lovely in this scene.

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5.) Here is some proof of some random head canon I’ve created. I didn’t create it, but all Merthur all the time.

6.) What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? It has be Arthur being all jealous over the possibility of Merlin having a girlfriend. Also how pissy Merlin seems to be when Arthur is kissing Gwen.

7.) What made Jen lose her shit  – in a good or bad way? The British king in Persian style armor.

 

Here’s Jess‘ take on the episode,  and here’s Jen’s

Today we’re talking things that inspire us – from A to Z.  Of course there are the usual things like friends and family who inspire me, but I’m going a different route. So…this should be interesting. Probably because I’m going to treat it as some sort of free association psych test. Feel free to interpret at will. I’m not sure how much this will relate to writing.  Aaaannd go!

A is for Arthurian legend and lore. If you’ve been around at all, you know I love this shit. And I have forever. Twenty-some years ago, my friend Margaret stole an ad off a bulletin board for some campus group at MSU. She mailed it to me, I framed it, and it still hangs in my office, today.

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B is for Books.  Okay, I realize that this is probably a given, but I love books and I find them inspiring. I like holding them reading them, and falling into other people’s stories inspire me to write my own.

C is for cats. Judge me all you want. I like cats. They’re cuddly and comforting. And some of them have resting bitch face which I rather enjoy.

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D is for Drum Circles. I love drumming. I know…I know. No one is surprised. But hear me out. There’s something that’s inspiring about helping create a primal rhythm – all those people playing at once, some of them dancing, some of them singing – all that energy. I’d go to drum circles all the time if I could find some good ones.

E is for Elaborate Grilled Cheese. What, might you ask, is elaborate grilled cheese? Only my most favorite inspirational comfort food. Thick homemade bread, herbed goat cheese, sharp white cheddar, smoked gouda, some sort of horseradish-garlic cheese, crispy bacon, fresh spinach leaves, thinly sliced kumata tomatoes, and thinly sliced honeycrisp apples all toasted together.

F is for Fairy tales and Faeries. I’ve always loved fairy tales – I’ve got shelves full of them.  I also love faeries and faery lore. It’s cross-cultural and fascinating the way the way the various cultures intersect.

G is for Gypsy Wagon. I love vardos. I would love to have one out in a field some where. It could be my office. Or my little mini-writing retreat. I would find writing in that atmosphere very inspirational.

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H is for Hugh Dancy. Whatever. I find him inspirational. Judge me all you want.

I is for Ireland. And Irish accents. And things that come from Ireland like Aidan Turner and Colin Morgan and Eoin Macken and Colin O’Donoghue. WHAT!?

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J is for Jareth.  Jareth…also known as The Goblin King. You might wonder how the Goblin King is inspirational. #MagicBulge, aside, he takes troublesome children away and turns them in to goblins, he gives you crystals that show you your dreams, he’ll be your slave if you just worship him, plus he throws some badass parties.

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K is kids. I find all kinds of inspiration in my own kids, because, frankly they’re fabulous. Whatever, I know all parents think that. But I also find inspiration in kids in general. I love the way their minds work as they’re figuring out the world, and I love their energy and enthusiasm and curiosity and creativity. I think, as people, we’d be happier if we had more of that.

L is for Lake Superior. There’s a reason it shows up in a lot in a lot of my stories and a reason I love to write by its shores. It’s hypnotic and beautiful and rarely the same lake two days in a row.

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M is for Music. I love listening to music, playing it on the few instruments I can actually still play, singing. I listen to it while I’m writing and driving. I sing in the shower. There’s always a song playing in my head.

N is for New Ideas. There’s nothing quite as inspiring or exciting as a shiny new story idea just waiting to be written.

O is for Originality. I love people that look at the world a little differently – who don’t do what’s expected and unapologetically do their own thing. I love this in all arenas, but I especially appreciate it in fiction. Often, something – a genre or trope will suddenly explode in popularity and you’ll see tons of books with those elements flooding the market. It’s fine if there’s some kind of original twist, but copycat stories really annoy me.

P is for Pinterest. Where else can I find craft patterns, pictures of the places I’m writing about, character images and crock pot recipes for those deadline week – all in one place? All hail Pinterest.

Q is for Quirks. I find people’s quirks endlessly fascinating. Granted, sometimes, they piss me right off. But sometimes they inspire characters.

R is for Road Trips. I love packing up and taking off and just driving. Well…let me qualify that. I don’t like city driving and I really hate driving anywhere near Chicago or busy places like that, but I love taking back roads and exploring. Especially when I’m already on vacation.

S is for Standing Stones. I find them endlessly fascinating. I love rocks anyway – it’s cool, you can roll your eyes. I’m used to it. But standing stone sites always seem so peaceful and mysterious. And i want to know more. And also hang out there and write. Someone send me to the UK, quick!

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T is for The T.A.R.D.I.S. Look, I find the T.A.R.D.I.S. inspiring. Time And Relative Dimension in Space. TIME TRAVEL. How is that not inspiring? And also aliens and outer space. That’s cool, too. But I’m really about the time travel aspect here.

U is for (the) Upper Peninsula. It’s no secret I love Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. It’s my go to spot to get away from things. You basically time travel back the 1950s, there are very few people, the scenery is breathtaking and it’s inspired many a story…including my YA, Eventide!  (That’s Miners Castle – and yes, it really looks like that.)

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V is for VW Microbus. Go ahead and laugh, that’s fine. But I would love to take one of these on the road for and go off on a cross country inspiration adventure!

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W is for Water and Waves. I love being by the water. Doesn’t matter if it’s a stream, a small lake or a huge body of water like Superior. There’s something about watching and listening to the waves or the trickle of water over rocks that sets my mind free to wander and I come up with all kinds of good ideas. Maybe that’s why I get good ideas in the shower, too.

X is for Xena Warrior Princess. Badass…warrior…princess…lesbian subtext…Lucy Lawless all in a cheesy as hell TV show. What’s not to love?

Y is Yarn. Yes, yarn. I have mad, mad love for yarn. Particularly the hand spun, hand dyed variety and that inspires me to spend money on yarn. Oh, and also knit stuff.

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Z is for Zone. I love being in the writing zone and falling into that groove where I can write and write. Doesn’t happen often enough lately. But it’s inspiring.

 

I can’t wait to see what inspires the other bloggers. Click their names below, and don’t forget to welcome Paige – the newest member of the Wednesday Random Bloggers!

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Okay, so my life is spinning wildly and horribly out of control because of writing deadlines, editing deadlines, and life deadlines. You may be noticing a theme here. As a result of the seventh circle of hell that is now my life Merlin Club is gonna be super short this week.

Basically, Gwen is still under Morgana’s thrall due to an intense case of Magical Stockholm Syndrome™ and tries twice to murder Arthur and manages to frame Sam from Game of Thrones for the first attempt (then she straight up stabs him to keep him quiet) and frame Merlin for the second attempt. Merlin is thrown in jail, busts out of jail, saves Arthurs’s life, sneaks back into jail and is finally cleared. The End.

 

Okay, the questions…

1.)  If I’d written this episode… I would have make the evidence against Sam from Game of Thrones more damning than a spool of red thread. What? He’s the only person with red thread in all of Camelot!? I don’t think so, lazy writers.

2.) The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. I loved Emrys bitching out everyone. That was delightful.

3.) Something you never noticed about this episode before. How freaking obsequious Leon was toward Gwen when it looked like Arthur was going to die.

4.) Favorite costume. Gwen’s black cloak with the Kinsale style hood.

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5.) Here is some proof of some random head canon I’ve created. I didn’t create it, but I still really think that Morgana and Evil Gwen are getting it on.

6.) What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? I don’t think she had naughty thoughts, but she was definitely moved but Merlin being terrified that he wasn’t going to be able to save Arthur.  (Actually, I  think pertinent body parts were moved when he said that spell in the almost Dragon Lord-y voice.) Oh, and I know she had naughty thoughts about Merlin waking up with his ass in the air.

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7.) What made Jen lose her shit  – in a good or bad way? In good way, she loved when Merlin, in his Emrys costume lets everyone in Camelot know what he really thinks of them.

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Here’s Jess‘ take on the episode,  and here’s Jen’s

It’s the first Wednesday of the month, so it’s time for another collections of our favorite things, and this time, we’re looking at websites.

I know what you’re thinking. We’re writers, surely we don’t have time to dink around on the interwebz. No…of course we don’t. But you know…if I did…these would be my favorite websites.

Hyperbole and a Half – She hasn’t updated in forever, but Allie Brosh is still one of the funniest people on the internet and even rereading her posts will reduce me to tears of laughter. Which, face it,  we all need once in a while. I need it often.

The Oatmeal – I also adore Matthew Inman. He’s hilarious and also incredibly thought provoking.

Trout Nation – Jenny Trout lists her website as “You One Stop Procrastination Shop” – that is entirely true. Like Inman’s in addition to being hilarious, it’s also thought provoking.

The Bloggess – More hilarity. Though I’m wildly behind on her blog.

Acorns and Alchemy – This is my friend’s site. She makes amazing, organic essential oil blends, scrubs, soaks, etc.

Ravelry – my go-to place for all kinds of awesome knitting patterns, advice, etc. I’m GranolaGirlKnits on there if you’re a fellow knitter.

Tumblr – my brain vacation spot.

Etsy – I hate shopping, but I love shopping on Etsy. A.) I don’t have to leave my house. B.) They have things here that are so much cooler than I ever see anywhere else.

Pinterest – This is my like my internet therapy. Jenny Trout says she can always predict my state of my mental health by looking at what I’ve pinned recently. She’s not wrong…

Amazon – Yes, I know some people think they’re the devil. And I understand the reasoning behind that, but this is the place that means I don’t have to shop in real stores. Because I loathe shopping. And real stores. And being around people I don’t know. And shopping carts with the wonky wheel. It’s bad enough that I have to grocery shop. I don’t want to do other shopping. Ever. Unless I’m at a Ren Faire. I’ll shop there all damn day. But actual stores? No.

Check out the other bloggers favorite sites by clicking on their names below.

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I knew better than to answer ads on Craigslist.

I did.

And, yet, here I was. Standing in front of what could only be described as a witch’s cottage set smack in the middle of the city. Odd shaped dormers poked out from the second story and tattered looking lace curtains fluttered in the open windows.

Instead of grass, the yard was filled with neatly tended garden beds. I had no idea what was planted there, but, whatever the plants were, they didn’t look like they dared grow beyond their military-straight lines. In contrast, morning glories and ivy crawled aggressively over the front porch leaving only a small space to walk up the steps. Once I did, a chill skated over my skin. It had to be at least ten degrees cooler up here than it had been on the sun and humidity baked sidewalk.

I knocked on the heavy wooden door and glanced around. The explosion of vines cast the porch in heavy shadows, and I had to squint to make out the shapes of a table and high-backed chairs at the far end. God, you could probably hide a body on this porch, and no one would ever know. Well, the smell would eventually give it away, I supposed.

Movement in one of the chairs caught my eye. Christ.  My heart leapt through my chest as a figure stood. I could just make out a vague person-type shape.

I took a few steps toward whoever it was but stopped just as quickly. I couldn’t even tell if the person was male or female. Not that it mattered if what the ad claimed was true.

“I was wondering if you’d show up.”

It was a woman’s voice. Definitely, a woman. The knowledge didn’t make me feel any more at ease.

“Did you change your mind, then?” she asked, returning to her seat.

“No.” I shook my head. “No, I haven’t.”

“Good.”

She lit a wide, stubby candle in the center of the table, and a warm glow crept across the porch. The vines that blocked out the sunlight suddenly looked far more sinister, like they might reach out and strangle me. But I drew closer to the woman–and the vines–anyway.

Sitting across from her on a seat cushion that smelled of mildew, I noticed that she wore a crushed velvet shawl draped over her head, a ridiculous amount of silver and turquoise jewelry, and some sort of ratty looking lace blouse. She looked like she’d dressed entirely in things she’d found at Stevie Nicks’ garage sale. Not that Stevie Nicks probably had garage sales, but if she did, I imagined she’d be getting rid of shit that looked like this as quickly as possible.

I stared at her trying to figure out how old she was. Maybe it was the flickering candlelight or the shifting sun beyond the wall of vines, but one moment she appeared ancient, and the next, her skin was smooth, unlined, and she didn’t look a day over twenty.  Her bangles clinked together as she lifted a cloth wrapped object from the vicinity of her feet and set it on the tabletop.

“Did you bring them?” she asked.

“How…could I not? They’re kind of attached.”

She nodded as if she’d expected no other answer and unwrapped what looked like a large crystal ball. It was such a cliché that I snorted, and, at her glare, I shut up just as quickly.

Cradling the orb in her hands, she closed her eyes and spoke in some kind of guttural language. Colored lights began coalescing in the ball’s depth, then radiated outward. Part of me wanted to believe that it was a trick. That it was a battery-operated novelty toy. But a bigger part was so desperate to get what her ad had promised, that I was more than willing to believe.

The brighter the orb glowed, the easier that was. It seemed to be giving off waves of electricity…or something. I could feel the energy seeping toward me, a creeping warmth that prickled over my skin.

“Close your eyes and give them all over. Let the light absorb them.”

It was painful–not physically–but my emotions overwhelmed me. It was like cramming twenty years of psychotherapy into a couple minutes as I brought to mind every painful memory I had of the woman who’d betrayed me. I let them flow out of me like all the tears I’d shed for her over the years. Every shitty thing she’d ever done to me and everyone else I cared about, I let them all surface then allowed that strange electrical pulse pull it away.

Waves of hurtful words and behavior swelled and ebbed only to be replaced by another. Finally, there was nothing left of her in my head. No faux-concern. No backhanded compliments. No unrealistic demands. No nagging voice telling me I’d never be good enough. It was all gone, and I was blissfully empty of all the lies that I’d bought in to over the years. I felt several thousand pounds lighter, and a giddy laugh escaped as I opened my eyes.

“How do you feel?”

“Amazing. Like I can do anything.”

The woman smiled at me, looking quite pleased. “You can.”

“I’m still not quite clear on payment.”

She glanced down at the orb that now sat quiet and dim on the table–it was empty but for a silhouette I recognized. The woman from my memories…pounding on the inside of the crystal ball.

She patted the orb, her long nails clicking against the surface. “I’ve got all the payment I need.”

Check out the other bloggers’ stories by clicking their names.

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Gwen

 

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Okay, so long story short, Morgana kidnaps Gwen from the middle of a bunch of knights while she and her brother, Elyan, were on their way home from a pilgrimage to their father’s grave. Leon and Percival get bitten by poison magical snakes and the knights return to Camelot sans their queen. Arthur is flipping out so they all go search for Gwen. Percival and Leon have recovered but now they’re having Twinsies Magical Poison Snake Dreams™ that give them a clue where Gwen is being held.

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Meanwhile, Gwen is suffering some intense Magical Stockholm Syndrome™ thanks to sleep deprivation, Morgana’s magic and everyone’s favorite drippy slimy mandrake root. Well, plural – there are hundreds of them in the room Gwen is locked in.

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Arthur, Merlin and the knights battle their way through a fairytale style forest and get lost, but Merlin gets them out thanks to some help from a bitchy fairy named Mab, who she warns him that someone from their group won’t make it back.

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They eventually make their way out of the forest, then through the desert that somehow exists in England and to the Dark Tower. It’s all booby trapped Indiana Jones style, but Elyan, makes it through before anyone else and finds Gwen being held hostage by a magical sword that fights him without anyone holding it. He dies, Gwen grieves, Arthur and everyone else find her, they all go home to Camelot and late that night, Gwen sneaks out to meet Morgana in the woods outside the castle. Because thanks to Magical Stockholm Syndrome™, she’s evil, too.

Okay, the questions…

1.)  If I’d written this episode… I’d lose Mab in a heartbeat. I would have made the Dark Tower look less like it belonged in Middle Earth. Also, WTAF with the desert in England!?

2.) The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. I loved that Morgana actually had a decent plan that worked this time. Also, it was pretty evil. Good job, Morgana! I really disliked the inclusion of the fairy, Mab. Okay, I know what you’re thinking – “But Bron! What the fuck, man!? You love fairies.” It’s true, I do. But this feels like trying to quick cram in some more traditional Celtic mythos before the show ends. See also: Tristan and Isolde from last season.

3.) Something you never noticed about this episode before. I’m not really sure there was anything in this one.

4.) Favorite costume. Gwen’s nightgown – this isn’t a shot from this episode, but she wears it.

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5.) Here is some proof of some random head canon I’ve created. I didn’t create it, but I really think that Morgana and Evil Gwen are getting it on.

6.) What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? Arthur trusting Merlin when Merlin said he could get them out of the forest.

7.) What made Jen lose her shit  – in a good or bad way? In good way, I’m going with Morgana having an evil plan that actually worked and wasn’t easily thwarted before the end of the episode.

Here’s Jess‘ take on the episode,  and here’s Jen’s

I’ve been looking forward to this blog post since I’ve got a new book coming out soon – it’s dream casting time!

Here’s the blurb – then scroll down for the cast of characters.

Tristan Weaver, accountant for a successful video game company, is in way over her head. Honestly answering a company-wide survey and criticizing the sexist stereotypes used in the company’s games was enough to catch her boss’ attention. But speculating on his sex life within his earshot has unexpected consequences when her hot, but nerdy, boss invites her to model for him.

Owner, artist and lead developer of Brecken Games, Rory Brecken, has a strict no fraternizing with employees rule. However, when he overhears Tristan’s conversation with her friend about his rumored kinks and begins to suspect her curiosity in the submissive side of sex, he’s more than a little tempted. When her interest is undeniably confirmed, he suggests a onetime only, colleagues with benefits hook-up.

Though neither want a relationship, once isn’t enough for either one of them. As their encounters become more intense, Rory makes a huge mistake that may cost him the woman he’s coming to love.

As soon as this story popped into my head, I knew exactly what Rory Brecken looked like. Hugh Dancy in Hannibal – you know…minus the blood, the psychotic breaks, the encephalitis, and the jail time.

Instead, think quiet, geeky video game designer and artist with a side of kink. Unruly hair, a little scruffy, gorgeous eyes – just like I like ’em.

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Hugh. *thud*

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As easy as Rory was to cast, I had a harder time with Tristan Weaver. I knew her personality well, and I had a vague idea of what she looked like, but it wasn’t until I saw Felicity Jones, that I knew I had my Tris. She’s an accountant with a penchant for speaking her mind. She’s also prone to blurting things out.

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Next up is Tris’ friend, Clover. Clover also works at Brecken Games as one of the programmers in development. She looks like Vicki Zhao Wei, but with the pink and purple hair below this .

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And lastly we have Annie, another friend of Tris’. She looks like Anna Sophia Robb and is the resident receptionist and game beta tester. Also? Very sassy.

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I can’t wait to see everyone else’s dream casts because I’m nosy as fuck! Click the names below to see who they picked!

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The Disir are these three Old Religion priestesses who embody the Maiden, Mother and Crone aspects of the Goddess and they’ve found Arthur lacking and are judging him with the help of a druid who’s willing to sacrifice himself to deliver the message and an oversized novelty coin.

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Arthur doesn’t take it seriously at first, but Merlin convinces him he should, so Arthur, Merlin and the knights go off to to meet with the Disir to find out what’s up. They act like entitled assholes, the Disir are unimpressed, weapons are drawn and one of the throws a magical spear/walking stick/staff/drop spindles at Arthur and Mordred jumps in front of Arthur to save him. He’s mortally wounded (with magic) so they bring him back to Camelot in hopes that Gaius can save him.

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Merlin’s just fine with letting the kid die because of the vision he’s seen about Mordred killing Arthur. Arthur decides that he needs to go back and apologize to the Disir in an attempt to save Mordred’s life and brings Merlin with him. The Disir offer him the choice between restoring magic to Camelot and following the Old Ways, himself, and thereby saving Mordred or not. They give him until the n the morning to choose, and he and Merlin talk all night and Arthur pretty much begs Merlin for help. Now, you’d think this would be the place where Merlin says, absolutely – bring back the magic. But he doesn’t. He tells Arthur that magic has no place in Camelot even though it kills him to say it. But he believes that if the Disir get their way and magic is restored, Mordred will live to kill Arthur. So, to protect his BFF, he denies the one thing he truly wants.

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The next morning, Arthur and Merlin return to the Disir to tell them  he can’t do it, so they pass down their judgment and basically tell him he’s sealed his fate. Arthur and Merlin return to Camelot. Arthur is dejected and Merlin is depressed, but feeling like he’s made the only choice he could. As they ride into the courtyard, a completely healed Mordred races down the front steps, and Merlin knows he’s fucked up. The Disir’s judgment was to let Mordred live to kill Arthur.

Okay, the questions…

1.)  If I’d written this episode… Honestly, I’m not sure about this one.

2.) The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. I really, really loved seeing tangible evidence of Arthur’s growth as a king and a person. And I also loved his interactions with Merlin. I also loved how Gwen is s fabulously strong king – perhaps even better than Arthur.

3.) Something you never noticed about this episode before. How non-violent a Medieval hazing is.

4.) Favorite costume. Giving it to Gwen’s blueish-purple dress this week.

Gwen Blue dress

5.) Here is some proof of some random head canon I’ve created.I didn’t create it, but Merthur forever. Merlin is willing to let someone die because he thinks it’ll save Arthur.

6.) What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? She got the major feels over Merlin putting aside what he wants more than anything to save the life of the person he loves more than anything. Also Arthur noticing that Merlin hasn’t smiled in three days – that’s a big old “awwwwww” moment.

7.) What made Jen lose her shit  – in a good or bad way? The continuing lack of explanation about what the new religion is.

Here’s Jess‘ take on the episode,  and here’s Jen’s

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This is a new feature this year. We sum up our topics in five words or less.

 

Myself – Quirky, Creative, Distracted, Caring, Enthusiastic

 

My Life – Chaotic, Happy, Busy, Surprising, Fulfilling

 

My Family – Loving, Hilarious, Supportive, Weird, Irreplaceable

 

I’m anxious to see what words the other bloggers picked. Click their names to find out.

Kris

Jessica

Jess

Gwen

Kellie