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Today, authors Bronwyn Green, Jessica Jarman, and Jenny Trout unveil the cover of their upcoming anthology:
If Ever I Would Leave You
(July, 2014)
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Surfacing
Bronwyn Green
A year after Tabby Nolan’s sister vanished from the Lake Michigan shore with her boyfriend, Liam, Tabby visits the spot where the two were last seen– and finds herself pulled into the crumbling world of Avalon.
Since his disappearance, Liam has been trapped in the mythical land, with no link to the world he knew. Now, their shared memories of Tabby’s missing sister are all they can cling to as Avalon dies around them.
But Tabby doesn’t want to be a replacement for her sister, and her growing attachment to Liam feels like a betrayal. As Avalon fades around them, Liam and Tabby must rely on each other– or be lost with the ancient kingdom forever.
Albion’s Circle: The Deepest Cut
Jessica Jarman
For nineteen years, Anna has been plagued by dreams of lives lived only in legend. Finally free from the family that believed her hopeless and worthless, she’s ready to start her life over—alone.
When Anna meets an enigmatic stranger claiming to be the legendary wizard Merlin, she is forced to question the very reality she’s struggled to accept. With the mythic figures from her dreams intruding on her waking life, Anna learns that she’s been reborn to fight an ancient evil alongside King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table.
Caught in an ages old conflict, Anna is the key to stopping a dark magic that will destroy the world—and Merlin wants to make sure that this time, Anna isn’t alone.
A Choice Fit For A Queen
Jenny Trout
writing as
Abigail Barnette
For perpetual overachiever Madison Lane, a summer studying Arthurian mythology in the Welsh countryside with professor Thomas Evans is a dream come true, and the adventure of a lifetime.
Of course, the enormous crush Madison developed on the professor after a semester of his lectures at U of M has absolutely nothing to do with her desire to learn more about the enduring legend of Camelot. At least, that’s what she’s telling her parents.
When Madison meets fellow student Rhys Crewe, sparks fly, throwing her plans for wild fling with Professor Evans completely out of whack—as do her unexpectedly complicated feelings for Thomas. With tales of Arthur and Lancelot haunting her every waking moment, Madison has to make the most difficult choice of her life.

Jessica Jarman is an author, blogger, and rather obsessive fangirl. Having grown up in Upper Michigan and currently living in Minnesota, she is a Midwestern girl through and through. And wouldn’t have it any other way.
When Jessica isn’t working to get words on the page, she passes the time with her amazing husband and four children, attempting to be crafty (and failing miserably), squeeing uncontrollably over her favorite shows or curling up with a good book. 




Bronwyn Green is an author, blogger and compulsive crafter. She lives Michigan with her husband, two sons and three somewhat psychotic cats. When not frantically writing, she can be found helping in her youngest son’s classroom or binge-watching Netflix while working on her latest craft project.



Abigail Barnette (Jenny Trout) is a writer, blogger, and funny person. She has written award winning and bestselling erotic romance as Abigail Barnette. Writing as Jennifer Armintrout, she made the USA Today bestseller list with Blood Ties Book One: The Turning. Her novel American Vampire was named one of the top ten horror novels of 2011 by Booklist Magazine Online. She is a proud Michigander, mother of two, and wife to the only person alive capable of spending extended periods of time with her without wanting to strangle her. Visit her on twitter (@Jenny_Trout) or at her blog, jennytrout.com.

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Yep… it’s recap time!
This episode opens with a shot of a castle by the sea, so we know it’s not Camelot. Inside is a king (you can tell by the crown) looking at some knight gear artfully laid out on the table. A guard shows Myror, the assassin into the king’s room, and after giving him a little quiz about how many people he’s killed, the king hires him to kill Arthur. Cue the dramatic music!
After the credits, we see Arthur practicing on the jousting field. He’s pissed because his knights aren’t treating him like they treat each other. They’re being far more careful with him than they are with anyone else. Merlin follows Arthur back to his chambers where he’s having a bit of a tantrum about people telling him what they think he wants to hear. He bitches because he just want to be treated like everyone else. 
But Arthur gets an idea. An awful idea. Arthur gets a wonderful, awful idea.
That night at supper with Uther, Arthur lies to his father and tells him that there are reports of a fantastical beast roaming the forest. Uther’s answer is what one would expect after even casually watching this show, “Then we must destroy it.” Arthur volunteers, but Uther is all, oh no, you’ll miss the tournament. But Arthur convinces him that his duty to Camelot is more important.
  
The next morning, Arthur rides out with several of Camelot’s guards. He dismounts and swears the guards to secrecy, insisting that they tell no one he’s returned to Camelot. After the other men leave, Merlin pops up our of the woods and Arthur changes into some of Merlin’s clothes (and bitches about them – apparently servant clothes are smelly) and sneaks back into city.
Meanwhile, back at Camelot, a guard from King Odin’s place (the dude who put the bounty on Arthur’s’ head) is telling Uther about the assassin, and Uther’s  relieved because Arthur is off killing that monster. Myror, the assassin. (who’s pretty hot…)  gets his crossbow ready, but doesn’t shoot when he realizes Arthur’s horse is empty. 
 
Arthur and Merlin make their way to Gwen’s house where Arthur will be hiding out during the course of the tournament.  Arthur, being the spoiled rich kid, is dismissive of Gwen’s humble home. Which is, I’m sure, better than most of the peasants of Camelot. 
Merlin brings in a farmer to play the part of Sir William of Dahra. He was a farm boy…poor…and perfect. Oh wait…wrong story. Anyway, Arthur’s plan is to joust in the tournament as Sir William with his helmet on, and William will handle all of the helmet-off stuff.  Arthur, Merlin and Gwen attempt to teach the farmer how to behave as a knight. 
Arthur continues to be entitled and asks if Gwen’s bed is his. Gwen says of course and then goes off to sleep on a pile of sacks that I’m assuming have things like grain and potatoes in them. She’s not pleased. And Arthur is utterly clueless. 
That evening, Myror rides into Camelot and Spidey climbs into the castle looking for Arthur to off him. He kills a guard who catches him in the hallway. Then he finds his informant within the castle and bitches him out because the dude’s info was bad. 
The next morning, Merlin and Arthur, hidden under a voluminous cloak make their way to Sir William’s tent and go over the plan again. The tournament begins and Arthur knocks everyone off their horses in a jousting montage and Uther claps loudly in his lovely leather gloves. 

Myror is watching the tourney and his informant joins him to let him know that Arthur is still MIA, but his servant is working for Sir William. Because of all this extra work with Arthur and the the tournament, Merlin has been neglecting his duties with Gaius and Gaius is getting a mite pissy. After all, there’s a leech tank that needs cleaning. Merlin ends up scrubbing the floor and doing the laundry Sorcerer’s Apprentice style – without the horrible consequences. 
Meanwhile, Gwen is cleaning up from a meal she’s served Arthur while he’s oblivious to all the works she’s doing for him. She asks Arthur why he’s doing the stealthy knight thing. He confesses that it’s because he feels that people only respect him because of his title. He feels that winning the tourney as Sir William will earn people’s genuine respect. 
Then he douches everything up by announcing that he’d like to take a bath. Gwen tells him that she doesn’t have a bathtub, and he’s puzzled by this. Then he asks her to prepare him a bowl of hot water and is utterly oblivious when she’s pissy about having to go to the well to fetch water that late at night. 
The next morning, Gaius finds Merlin asleep on the floor that he’d been scrubbing. Gaius reprimands him for being lazy and Merlin goes off on Gaius about how hard he works for Arthur and Gaius and how he never gets any credit for all the work he does then drops the mic and leaves Gaius with his mouth hanging open.
There’s another jousting montage and Arthur is in the finals. Merlin goes out to water the horse and Myror approaches him and asks about his master and also Arthur. Merlin is the worst liar ever so Myror knows something’s up. 
Later Arthur returns to Gwen’s and asks if she’s got a needle and thread to mend his shirt. He discovers that she’s been sleeping on sacks and he’s been sleeping in her bed and wants to know why she didn’t say something. She points out that he assumed the bed was his and he counters with how should he know if she didn’t tell him. 
Gwen lets loose and points out that he shouldn’t have to be told to think of someone other than himself and that he’s not a child. He’s taken aback, but asks if there’s anything else she’d like to say. She lays into him about being rude and arrogant and as a guest in her home, he shouldn’t behave that way. She points out the prince servant dynamic and says that his words mean nothing when his actions betray him. And she reminds him to say please and thank you. It’s a spectacular rant. 
He stares at her for a while and just when she worries that she’s said too much, he admits that she’s right and he’s been an asshat. He vows to make it up to her and make supper for her. He sends her out for a walk vowing that her supper will be ready when she returns. Then he stares forlornly at the a raw chicken until Merlin comes in. He tells Merlin to fetch him two meals from the palace kitchen and a decent shirt. 
Merlin goes into Arthur’s room for a shirt, but Myror is already there, hiding. Merlin delivers the meals and the shirt to Arthur and Arthur tosses the raw chicken at Merlin to get rid of when he sees Gwen coming. Merlin slips out the back and Arthur ushers Gwen to the table. She’s apparently oblivious to the fact that her home doesn’t smell like anything had been cooked there, there’s a distinct lack of dirty pans and the food is on dinnerware she doesn’t own. But whatevs, I guess she’s distracted by the idea of Arthur doing something nice for her. 
Meanwhile, Myror, who’d obviously followed Merlin to Gwen’s sneaks up to the cottage and peeks in the window and discovers Arthur. He readies his crossbow and is about to shoot when the foot patrol notices him and scares him away. 
Merlin has prepared a lovely chicken dinner for Gaius and begins to apologize to him as soon as he walks in the door, but Gaius stops him and says he should apologize and tells him to take some time off. I firmly believe Gaius is setting Merlin up. Sir Leon knocks on the door and tells them that the king needs Gaius immediately. They’ve found the body of the knight Myror killed and want a cause of death. They suss out that it’s the assassin. 
Back at Gwen’s Arthur flirtily asks Gwen if he has any more annoying behaviors she’d like to point out and they have a cute conversation about him snoring. Unfortunately, she notices that those aren’t her plates and asks where he got them. He stupidly lies and says her cupboard. Seriously, Arthur!? She looks at them more closely and realizes they’re from the palace. Seriously, Gwen!? You serve Morgana all the time and you didn’t recognize them immediately!?
She quickly figures out that the food came from the palace and Arthur very, very foolishly says he can kill a chicken from a thousand paces just don’t ask him to cook it. That’s what servants are for.”
He apologizes then backtracks being pissy because she’s pissy and wants to know what the big deal is. Gwen says that she thought he’d actually done something nice for her and that a good king should respect his people no matter who they are. He tells her that he cares about her and Merlin busts in to tell them about the assassin and spoils the moment. We find out that King Odin wants him dead because Arthur killed his son in a duel he didn’t want to fight in the first place. 
The next morning,  Arthur and Gwen are saying goodbye and she gives him a token to wear on the field and he kisses her with the sun shining through the window as a backdrop and romantic music swelling. Then he’s gone.
Myror follows Arthur from Gwen’s to Sir William’s tent where Arthur is getting ready to joust. Myror quickly figures out what’s going on and sneaks off to kill Arthur’s competition and take his place so he can kill him on the field with his handy dandy lance with the retractable blade, because you know, he’s just that hiding in his pocket or something. 
They joust and Myror stabs Arthur with the retractable blade. Merlin sees the blade as it retracts. Arthur stumbles into the tent with Gwen and she begs him not to go back out there, but he does because he’s got to prove to himself that he can do it. Merlin sneaks over to the competition’s tent and sees the body of the knight on the floor and Myror in the knight’s armor. 
Myror and Arthur joust again and Merlin uses magic to loosen Myror’s saddle. He lists to the side and Arthur is able to knock him off his horse and he ends up dying. I assume of a broken neck or spine. Merlin helps Arthur from his horse and back to the tent where Merlin tells him that he was jousting against the assassin. Merlin also tells him that the people are waiting for their champion and that it’s time to reveal his true identity.Arthur tells William to go collect the trophy because it’s a time for humility.
When Gaius examines the man carried off the field and realizes it’s not the knight he thought it would be, he asks Merlin about it and Merlin knows he’s been caught in yet another lie to Gaius. Later, Arthur, still in bloody armor, lies to Uther about being injured whilst killing the beast. And Uther demands that Odin should pay for sending an assassin after Arthur, but Arthur suggests Uther should try to understand Odin’s grief and that they try to make peace with him instead. Gwen looks on approvingly. 
After the audience with the king, Arthur tells Gwen that what happened between them at her house can’t happen again because his father wouldn’t understand. She takes it better than I would have and says that perhaps when he’s king, things will be different. Meanwhile, Merlin is dealing with his punishment of cleaning out the leech tank because Gaius is pissed that he lied. Again.

1.       If I’d written this episode…I would have had Gwen notice the dishes sooner. I don’t know why, but that really bugged me.
 2.    The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. Loved: Gwen giving Arthur the smackdown. Disliked: that Arthur continued to be a douche to Merlin even after he was trying to be less assy with Gwen
 
3.    Something you’ve never noticed about this episode before.The leech tank. I’ve never seen that thing before. 
4.    Favorite Costume. Gwen’s hair. Okay, it’s not really a costume and these pictures don’t do it justice, but her hair pulled back with the wild flowers is just the prettiest thing ever. 

 
 

 
5.    Here is Proof of some random head canon I’ve created. Sorry, it’s another week of no real canon here – none that I’ve created, anyway.
 
6.    What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? The little exchange in the beginning when Merlin gives Arthur the idea about hiding his identity. That scene is rife with unexplored tension.
7.   What made Jen lose her shit (in a good or bad way) in this episode –I’m going with good and the sound of Uther’s leather gloves as he clapped at the tournament. 
Jess’ take on the episode is here, and Jen’s is here.

This week for our Random Wednesday blogging, the topic is “You Couldn’t Pay Me To…” which dovetails really nicely with this picture Corwin, my youngest son just drew for me. (Click to Embiggen.)

I’m thinking this has the potential to be a fairly endless post, because there’s a fuck-ton of things you couldn’t pay me to do. But let’s see how it goes, shall we?

You couldn’t pay me to…

Work in a slaughterhouse. This seems pretty self explanatory. I just couldn’t do it.

Climb mountains. – I’m real lazy. And also clumsy. This seems like a terrible combo.

Work high steel. – See above.

Spend time with clowns or spiders. – I can’t begin to imagine the amounts of anxiety I’d have if this was my lot in life.

Work for the Republican party. — I’m guessing this would just end in tears and recriminations on everyone’s part.

Do math. – It’s really better for everyone if I don’t.

Do anything that involves me putting my hands in other people’s mouths. – Nope. Nope. Nope.

Home sales of any kind. – I’m horrible at selling things. And I’d feel guilty if people impulse shopped and couldn’t afford it.

Be a paparazzo. – I can’t imagine how shitty it would feel to invade people’s privacy like that.

Listen to Van Halen, Hall and Oates or Huey Lewis and the News.  I don’t know that there’s any way to adequately explain how very, very much I loathe these bands. Possibly more than Nickelback.

I’m sure there are a crapton more things I rather not do, but this is my list thus far. Check out all the things my lovely blog mates couldn’t be paid to do by clicking on their names. And let us know what you couldn’t be paid to do!

Jess
Kellie
Jen
Kris
Gwen


It’s time for another recap of the BBC’s Merlin!


The episode opens with a work crew laboring with pick axes in the tunnels deep beneath Camelot in the dead of night. Because the dead of night seems like a great time for hard labor. As a side note, this whole things seems like a terrible idea because A.) aren’t they worried about weakening the foundation until the castle, and B.) Isn’t anyone in charge worried about them finding the dragon down there? In case you’re wondering, the answer to both of these questions appears to be no. 
One of the workers busts through a wall and a terrible stench is released. He continues heaving his pickaxe until he makes the hole big enough to crawl through. Inside is a crypt – hence the smell. Meanwhile, upstairs we see Arthur tossing and turning in that giant four poster bed while the sounds of pickaxes are echoing from beneath the castle. He immediately yells for Merlin, who comes running because apparently he sleeps in Arthur’s room now? (Ow! I think Jess just cuffed me across the back of the head from MN.) He tells Merlin to go down there and tell the workers to stop.
Meanwhile, the workers are checking out all the gold and gems in the tomb, and one of them triggers a trap and dies. The rest of them run screaming from the burial chamber just as Merlin makes it downstairs and finds the body.
The next scene opens with Merlin and Gaius inspecting the tomb when Gaius triggers the trap and almost gets hit with a small poisoned dart, but Merlin saves him with magic. And a silver platter which falls to the floor and Arthur and Uther nearly trip over it which prompts Arthur to bitch about Merlin’s clumsiness. Uther is all pleased with himself because there’s treasure to be had and orders Arthur to secure the tomb and guard it. 
At the local pub, we see one of the workers heavily and telling this weasely looking dude about the tomb. The weasely dude is the wildling warg from Game of Thrones, by the way, but anyway, the weasel is pumping him for information about the giant heart shaped gem that was inside and who has the keys to get down there. It’s Arthur. Arthur has the only damn set of keys. How is this possible? What if he loses them? What if someone steals them? What then, Camelot?
The next morning, we see the weasely looking dude watching while Merlin is helping Arthur onto his horse. The saddle slips right off and Arthur goes with it. The weasely guy, or Cedric as we find out, brings Arthur’s horse back with the saddle properly secured and confesses that he’s come to Camelot looking for work, so Arthur hires him to be a beater on the hunt. Merlin is jealous.
While the hunting party is gathering, Gaius is doing research on a signet ring found in the tomb and determines it to be the burial chamber of the great sorcerer Cornelius Sigan. And he also makes notes about some rune type letters found around the giant gem on the sarcophagus. 
Back in the forest, a giant boar comes rushing through the trees at Arthur who readies his spear. His shot glances off the boar and it continues charging them. While everyone is freaking, Merlin slays the beast by magically whipping a fallen spear into the side of its head, saving Arthur’s life.
He wants to know who threw the spear and saved him. When no one fesses up, Cedric steps forward and claims to have done it. Arthur rewards him by giving him a position in the royal household. Merlin returns to Gaius’ chambers all morose because that cute boy at school that he has a crush on doesn’t know he’s alive he saved Arthur’s life and someone else took the credit. Again.
He asks Gaius what he’s doing and Gaius, in a burst of explanatory dialogue, gives Merlin the rundown on Sigan aka The Greatest Sorcerer Who Ever Lived. Also, he was pretty evil. Gaius goes to warn Uther about Sigan and ask that they seal up the burial chamber and all its contents. But Uther is all don’t be ridiculous! You warn me of dire magical shit ever week, and I ignore you and terrible things go down and I act as if it’s a surprise every fucking time. So, let’s go with that again.  That night, Morgana dreams of a raven and wakes up screaming. Gwen runs in to comfort her, because apparently, she’s sleeping in Morgana’s chambers.
The next morning Merlin brings Arthur’s breakfast to him, only to find that Cedric already brought him a bigger, better breakfast. Then Cedric apologizes for not have had time to clean out the stable and Merlin gets sent to do that. Meanwhile, Gaius is examining Morgana and asking about her dream. She tells him it was about a raven – the symbol of Sigan. Instead of offering her any real comfort, he just goes ahead and let’s her think she’s going crazy and offers her stronger drugs. Real nice, Gaius.
While Merlin’s mucking out the stables, Cedric tosses a smoke bomb that’s apparently filled with some sort of sleeping compound, because Merlin falls asleep on the job and ends up passed out face first in a pile of horse shit. Cedric sneaks in and sets all of Arthur’s horses loose. Arthur sees the horses tear through the town and goes to the stables to confront Merlin and finds him asleep in the manure. 
He berates Merlin and is threatening to punish him, but Cedric suggests that Arthur give him the night off because he’s exhausted and volunteers to take on his duties for the evening. Merlin tried to point out that Cedric is just trying to get rid of him and also calls Arthur a “clotpole”  – by far my favorite insult of the entire show. 
Merlin returns to his chamber all dejected because Arthur doesn’t trust him or see him for who he is, and Gaius cleans him up and comforts him. Gaius warns him that Camelot is in grave peril because  Sigan’s soul is in that glowing heart shaped gem and whoever removes it from the setting will set the soul of Sigan free. That night, as expected, Cedric steals Arthur’s keys and goes down to the tomb, steals the gem and gets possessed by Sigan. You can tell because his eyes turn black. 
 
Merlin is woken from a sound sleep by the cry of a raven and the next morning, Arthur, Gaius and Merlin discover that the heart stone is missing from its setting. Arthur leaves, the warning bell is sounded (DRINK!) and Merlin figures out that the only one who had access to Arthur’s keys the night before is Cedric. He races off to warn Arthur. He tries to tell Arthur that Cedric is possessed by an evil spirit and it goes over about as well as you’d think it would. Arthur doesn’t believe that Camelot is in mortal danger. Merlin attacks Cedric and a super awkward fight commences between two really gangly guys. Finally, Arthur jumps in to stop it and has Merlin thrown in the dungeon.
That night, accompanied by the sound of ravens cawing, the camera pans over all the gargoyles on the castle’s parapets. Now, I could be very, very wrong, but I don’t remember ever seeing gargoyles on the castle before. It’s true that I might have just been distracted by Arthur in that long leather riding coat. Look…it happens. But I really don’t recall seeing gargoyles.
Anyhoo, we see Cedric out in the courtyard and he’s sporting a spiffy new raven feather cape because apparently you get a wardrobe upgrade when you get possessed by a long dead wizard. He incants a spell and all of the gargoyles come to life and start terrorizing the villagers of Camelot, who, I’d like to point out rarely ever seem to venture out after dark, so it’s quite odd that they’re all going about their business now, but whatevs.
Gargoyles attack people. People panic and scream. Including Gwen who runs back into the main courtyard while lots of other people are fleeing the town. Uther orders that the creatures are hunting down and killed, because, you know…that’s his answer for everything, so Arthur and his men head out to the courtyard to battle the monsters.
Merlin hears the screaming from the dungeon and freaks out, but not as badly as Uther who’s completely flipping shit and being irrational. Gaius does manage to get a little “told ya so” in there, so good for him. Arthur and the knights battle one of the gargoyles, but it has no effect. Meanwhile, we see Gwen in a makeshift infirmary inside the castle tending to the wounded and Gaius tells her that they need more bandages. Morgana is helping tend to the injured, too.
Merlin, knowing that Arthur needs his help, uses magic to blow the door off his cell. Seriously, dude. Don’t you think someone is going to wonder about that later? One of the gargoyles in the courtyard has Arthur almost pinned, but Gwen pulls him away from danger. They stand and the creature swoops in again and Gwen knocks him down and lands on top of him and Arthur takes that opportunity to flirt with her. Like you do…
She brings him to the infirmary seeing as how he’s bleeding through his chainmail and Arthur thanks her. Uther comes in to quiz Arthur about what’s happening outside, because god forbid he stick his royal head out there. Gwen and Morgana wrap a bandage around the outside of the armor because clearly they don’t understand how bandages or armor works and I’m not more concerned than ever for the people of Camelot.
Uther decides to seal the citadel, but Arthur goes back outside to save the people trapped on the drawbridge even though Uther forbids it. Arthur tells him it’s his duty to Camelot and himself. Merlin is watching this unfold and calls to Gaius discreetly saying he has to help Arthur. Gaius tells him that the only one who can help is the dragon. And if you’ll recall, Merlin broke up with the dragon in the last episode and vowed to never speak to him again. 
Sucks to say never. So Merlin grudgingly heads down to the basement to talk to the dragon. The dragon is pissy, of course, but Merlin begs for his help and he comes out. The dragon agrees to give him a spell if he promises to free him one day. Merlin promises. The dragon breathes a super magic spell on him and I guess it soaked into his brain.
Arthur gets separated from his men by one of the gargoyles and he orders the knights to retreat inside the castle. Uther has a meltdown when he realizes that Arthur is out there and has to be restrained by some of the knights to keep him from going outside.
Merlin goes to the courtyard and finds Arthur unmoving. As a gargoyle begins its descent, Merlin uses the nifty new spell the dragon breathed into him and turns the gargoyle back into stone then smashes him into rubble. Merlin runs to Arthur and makes sure he’s still alive while Cedric-Sigan strolls out of the billowing dust.
Cedric-Sigan tries to convince Merlin to abandon Arthur and join him, but Merlin won’t. But here’s the thing – they’re having this super loud argument outside in the courtyard where things are all echo-y. It’s likely that people are staring out the windows because previously they had been. Seems like a questionable place to have a showdown.  So anyway, Cedric-Sigan threatens to become Merlin and harness his power for himself. Sigan’s soul begins to leave Cedric who collapses to the ground. The soul winds its way up Merlin’s body and inside him. His eyes turn black and a raven caws and we’re all worried. 
 
Gaius comes outside and calls Merlin’s name. The way Merlin looks at him is a little creepy and the viewer can’t help but wonder if he’s possessed. But then he smiles and shows Gaius the heart shaped stone and it’s glowing again. Merlin trapped Sigan’s soul back in the stone.
The tomb is walled back up with the stone inside, and Uther lectures Gaius about how he was right all along and magic is evil. Please note: there’s nothing in his speech about ignoring Gaius’ many warnings. Nope. Not Uther. No way. 
Arthur goes to Merlin’s chambers and admits that there was some truth to Merlin’s accusations against Cedric. He also says that he hasn’t forgotten that Merlin called him a clotpole. Then he dumps his armor on the table and tells Merlin he needs to clean it. Poor Merlin doesn’t get any appreciation in this episode either. 
Okay! On to the questions!
1.       If I’d written this episode…I would have made it clear what happened to Cedric. Did he die? Escape? Get thrown in the dungeon? What?
 2.    The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. In a word? Clotpole.
I hated that Uther once again, despite being proved wrong in every episode, doesn’t listen to Gaius. Drives me nuts.
3.    Something you’ve never noticed about this episode before. All the damn gargoyles. (Of course, I’m still not convinced they were ever there before.)
4.    Favorite Costume. Finally! A new costume! About freaking time. I just love this one. So pretty and springy. I just adore it.


5.    Here is Proof of some random head canon I’ve created. Sorry, it’s another week of no real canon here – none that I’ve created, anyway.
6.    What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? I think it’s when Merlin is throwing down with Cedric over Arthur. Then when Arthur gets involved and throws Merlin in the dungeon, I’m convinced that that narrative in Jess’ head involves Arthur going down to “visit” his prisoner.
7.   What made Jen lose her shit (in a good or bad way) in this episode – I’m thinking it’s Uther dismissing Gaius’ warnings AGAIN. Uther’s an idiot.
Jess’ take on the episode is here, and Jen’s is here.


This week, the Wednesday Random Bloggers welcome our latest member – the spectacular Gwendolyn Cease!
As a lot of you might know, Jess Jarman and Jenny Trout and I have been recapping the BBC TV show, Merlin. What you might not know is I’m an Arthurian lit junkie from way back – pretty much since childhood thanks to bedtime stories from my mom. It’s just a fascination I’ve never grown out of. And I’m cool with that. 
I’ve even written a couple Arthurian based stories – Ronan’s Grail from Ellora’s Cave and Mist and Stone from Totally Bound. Now, I’m doing a new one. This one had started out as a young adult story, but it really wasn’t coming together the way I’d hoped. But, I realized if I aged the characters up, a little, it might work better. And so far, it is. 
The anthology, If Ever I would Leave You, was Jess’ idea – all of us using the Arthurian legends as framework with contemporary settings. Since I had this story I was already working on, it seemed like a good fit. I’m super excited about this project. I’m still working on it, so I don’t want to jinx myself, but I can tell you that it involves Avalon, a sailing accident and the heroine falling for someone she really shouldn’t. 
When I think of Liam, the guy our heroine shouldn’t be falling for,  I think of Sam Claflin. To be fair, I think of Sam Claflin other times, too. If I’m honest, I ‘d have to say that I think of Sam Claflin a lot. But he’s who I picture for Liam. 

Look at those dimples! How could I not think of them!?

Oooohhhh. Serious Sam. I mean…Liam. Yes, that’s it. My character. Nothing else. Just…inspiration.

It was harder to find the right inspiration for Tabby, but Laura Donnelly works quite nicely.

She’s got that girl next door vibe going on, but she also looks like she could kick ass if need be.

And here’s a peek at Avalon.

I really need to put a play list together for these two, but I haven’t quite gotten around to it, yet, but given the angst in this relationship, I can’t help but think that Damien Rice’s Rootless Tree will be in heavy rotation.

Also, we’ll be doing a big old cover reveal for the antho, so if you’d like in on that, or just want to help us out because you’re awesome – please click here to sign up.

I can’t wait to check out everyone else’s projects. Just click on the name and it’ll take you to their project.

Jess


I can’t believe we’ve finished season one already.  I also can’t believe I’ve been religiously blogging for thirteen weeks straight without missing. Yay, Merlin Club pressure! 😀
This episode opens with Arthur, Merlin and four knights of Camelot creeping through the wood on a hunt as well as Arthur being annoyed with Merlin. Again. (And yet, he keeps him around – must be true love.) 
Anyway, this ginormous beast shows up – body of a Wampa sized snow leopard and the head of a snake – and everyone runs away screaming.  Which immediately got this song stuck in my head for the next three days. 

I digress. Back to the recap. They all run away and Merlin falls down. Right before the beast gets him, Arthur and another knight return for him, and Arthur lifts him up and drags him out of danger (and Jess’ panties fall off). Unfortunately, the other man, Sir Bedivere, we find out, gets ganked by the beast.

After the credits, we find ourselves in Uther’s council chambers where Gaius is telling everyone that it sounds like The Questing Beast. Arthur very disdainfully says that the Questing Beast in a myth. Really, Arthur? You just saw a giant snake-leopard thing in the woods, it eats your buddy and again, head of snake and body of snow leopard and you’re just gonna dismiss magic out of hand? Gaius warns that it’s an omen of the Old Religion and Uther dimisses, calling the Questing Beast an old wives’ tale, and I lost my damn mind.

Even though they refuse to believe it’s magic, Uther decides it must be killed and tells Arthur he rides at dawn. Gaius tells Uther that he’s seen the beast once before – the night Ygraine (Arthur’s mother) died. Uther shuts him right down and reminds Gaius that he’s been told not to speak of that night again. He goes on to say that warnings of the Old Religion mean nothing to him, because he’s conquered it.
Gaius, determined to be heard, warns Merlin that the beast carried the power of life and death – just like the Old Religion. (Side note: everyone in this show goes on and on about the Old Religion, but what’s replaced it. Other than the occasional reference to “God” we have no indication that there’s anything taking its place.)  Okay, back to the plot, Gaius tells Merlin that one bite from the Questing Beast, and the victim dies and there’s no cure.
That night, during a mood setting thunderstorm, of course,  Morgana has a bad dream about dragons, Questing Beasts, Merlin yelling and Arthur looking dead. She wakes on a scream and Gwen runs into the room and tries to comfort her. Doesn’t Gwen ever go home anymore?
The next morning, Arthur is giving the nights a pep talk about killing the beast when Morgana runs to him still in her jammies and flips out, begging him not to go. Arthur seems annoyed and has knights escort (read: drag) Morgana back to her chamber.

So the hunting party follows the beasts trail through the woods and into the cave (DRINK!)

 and Merlin and Arthur go in one direction while the knights go in another. Merlin and Arthur, after stumbling across a plethora of skulls and bones, inevitably meet the beast. Unfortunately, at that point, I had lines from the Paper Bag Princess stuck in my head – “He (the dragon) was easy to follow because he left a trail of burnt forests and horses’ bones.” Anyway, Arthur fights it, but the beast wins, biting Arthur and rendering him unconscious. Merlin magic’s Arthur’s sword right into the beast’s throat and it dies. Merlin, realizing that Arthur is injured calls for help and they frantically bring him back to Camelot.

Merlin and the knights carry him to Gaius’ chamber where they lay him on Gaius’ work table. The guards go to tell the king while Merlin desperately tries to cast healing spells on Arthur. They don’t work. Uther comes in the chamber freaking the fuck out because Arthur is dying – you know the same Arthur he sent out to fight the deadly beast. Uther, utterly grief stricken, lifts Arthur from the table and carries him to his chamber with heavy halting steps while weeping openly.

Look, I’m not gonna sit here and lie to you and tell you that grieving Uther isn’t hot as hell. Part of it is the beauty that’s Anthony Stewart Head, and part of it is the fact that this bitter asshole of a man truly does love his son. Of course, there’s also anger because why the hell can you show it other times, Uther!? Why does it take your son being at death’s door to be a fucking parent!? Finally, it’s too much for him and he falls to his knees sobbing and the knights came and take Arthur to his room while Merlin looks as though he’s going to cry and Morgana looks out her window, completely unsurprised, but still sad.

Merlin races down to the dragon’s prison to ask for help. The dragon tells him that he needs to use the powers of the Old Religion to save Arthur. Merlin says that the Old Religion died out centuries ago. Really, Merlin? I thought you were clever. What do you think the druids and other magic users you’ve been dealing with all season were all about!? Dumbass. (Sorry, Jess.)
The dragon tells Merlin to go to the Isle of the Blessed where those who still hold dominion over life and death are holed up. The dragon tells him that Arthur must live no matter the cost. Merlin goes to Gaius’ chamber were Gaius tells him to bring Arthur a potion to ease his passing. (Apparently, Gaius was ready to call it.) and Merlin is all, “No I’m going to save him,” and tells Gaius about his plan for going to The Isle of the Blessed. Gaius flips shit over the thought of Merlin going there and tries to talk him out of it by telling him that they’ll demand a life in return for saving Arthur. Merlin is determined and goes anyway.  Gaius relents and gives Merlin a map to the Isle of the Blessed.
Merlin rides through a mist shrouded wood while Arthur, feverish, suffers the effects of the Questing Beast’s bite. Uther sits beside him soothes him. It’s very sweet. Eventually, Gaius take Uther’s place and then Gwen. She takes care of Arthur, soothing his fever and talking to him about how he’s going to survive and be a great king.
Meanwhile, Merlin finds the lake that surrounds the Isle of the Blessed and takes a little rickety rowboat to get there – there looks not unlike the ruins at Glastonbury – but anyway, once he gets there, he runs into good old Nimueh.

She tells him that she’ll help, but that the balance of the earth must be restored and to do that, a life must be taken. He offers his life in return for Arthur’s. She says that it’s not that simple and he’s all, “whatever the price, I’ll pay it” still thinking they’re talking his life.

Nimueh pulls the Cup of Life out of thin air and tells him that if Arthur drinks water from that cup, he’ll live. She also creates a storm out of thin air and fills the cup with rainwater, then puts it in an ornate little holder. She says, all sultry-like, “The bargain is struck. I hope it pleases you.” Merlin shakes it off and returns to Camelot and shows Gaius the water. Gaius flips shit wanting to know what price he paid and whose life he bargained. C’mon Gaius. Why are you freaking now? You knew that was the plan from the beginning.

But he gives Arthur the water anyway, and Uther busts in and demands to know what Gaius is giving Arthur. Gaius totally lies then suggests that Uther allow Arthur to rest. Uther says he won’t leave him. Really, Uther? Really? Because where have you been the rest of the time your kid has been on his death bed!?

Gaius and Merlin leave, but Morgana pulls Merlin into a little alcove looking all crazy-eyed and tells him that he must beware – that this is only the beginning. Later that night, Arthur wakes to find Uther slumped over and sleeping on the bed beside him. Gaius tells Merlin that Arthur lives and Merlin is thrilled, and Gaius is upset because he fears that Merlin will die.
Uther visits Arthur as he’s recuperating. Arthur says that feels like he had someone watching over him. And Uther says that maybe he has a guardian angel. Another very Christian concept. So is Christianity the New Religion? If so, why not come out and say it? The earliest Arthurian stories didn’t have Christian overtones, but many were rewritten to include them and those are the ones the general populace is the most familiar with, so why were the writers dancing around the topic?
Sorry…back to the plot. That night, there’s another mood setting thunderstorm – must be the rainy season in Camelot and Merlin is sitting on his bed, basically waiting to die. Later that night, a hooded figure schlumps into Camelot and heads to Merlin and Gaius’ chamber. It’s Hunith, Merlin’s mother and she’s wheezing and covered with horrible boils and is apparently dying from them.
Merlin wakes up and is all excited because he’s alive, then he discovers his mother on the floor and freaks the hell out. He’s gutted because he bargained his life, not his mother’s. Gaius says there’s nothing he can do because it’s not a natural illness. He promises his mother that he’ll make her better and goes down to see the dragon. Merlin is furious with the dragon because he knew what would happen. And the dragon is basically “too bad, so sad.” The dragon tells him that his mom won’t die in vain. And Merlin tells him that he’ll never release the dragon and he’ll never see Merlin again. Cue dragon temper tantrum. 
Merlin returns to Gaius’ chambers and tells him that he has to save her. Basically, he’s going back to the Isle of the Blessed to make another deal with Nimueh this time to heal his mother in return for his life – no one else’s. Gaius tries to talk him out of it, but Merlin won’t be budged and they have a heartfelt moment about all the things Gaius taught him. Then Merlin goes to say goodbye to Arthur without really letting on what he’s doing. It’s a sweetly amusing scene that really shows the depth of Merlin’s affection for Arthur. And Arthur knows that something’s off, but he’s not sure what.

He returns to his room to check on his mother and finds Gwen taking care of Hunith. She says that Gaius went for supplies. He says his subtle goodbyes to Gwen, too and his mom. When he leaves the room, he finds a letter that Gaius wrote to him about sacrificing himself to Nimueh because he’s old and has lived his life and Merlin has so much promise – blah blah blah. Merlin, of course, takes off after Gaius.

Gaius and Nimueh have a little chat involving some expository dialogue about the spell they cast for Uther and how he Gaius stood by and watched their friends burn. Nimueh toys with him some more then finally agrees to take his life to save Hunith.
Merlin shows up and Nimueh tells him his mother is safe. Gaius is slumped on the ground and Nimueh tries to convince Merlin to join forces with her. Merlin isn’t having it and he and Nimueh have a magic battle royale with fireballs and everything until Merlin summons lightning  and rain from the sky and fries Nimueh until she explodes in a pile of toasty sorceress bits.

Merlin runs to Gaius and cries and yells no a lot and weeps in the rain while hugging Gaius. Gaius eventually comes to – I guess because of the whole Old Religion life for a life thing and Gaius was revived when Nimueh went poof. And down in the bowels of Camelot, the dragon has another dragon tantrum.

Now, for the questions!
1.       If I’d written this episode…I would have had Arthur and Uther not be so dismissive of Gaius’ warning regarding magic and what not. Come the fuck on, people. I’m bad at math, but even I know that snow leopard + giant snake = a really bad magic-y thing.
 2.    The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. I loved the bit where Merlin was saying his secret goodbyes to Arthur and Gwen – it was actually quite touching. And I also loved Uther weeping over Arthur like an actual fucking parent.
I hated the dismissive-ness shown toward Gaius and also Arthur toward Morgana – it was more like he was embarrassed for/by her than concerned for her.  Also the whole Old Religion thing.
3.    Something you’ve never noticed about this episode before. The whole guardian angel bit between Uther and Arthur.
4.    Favorite Costume. Pretty much everyone is wearing the same old/same old. But I do like Arthur’s linen shirt that he’s wearing when he’s lying in bed. Also, it might be that Arthur is lying in bed…

5.    Here is Proof of some random head canon I’ve created. No real canon here – none that I’ve created, anyway.
6.    What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? It has to be the sweet, heartfelt and slightly sassy goodbye when Merlin thought he was going to have to sacrifice himself.nBecause, I know in Jess’ head that goodbye ended up in bed.
7.   What made Jen lose her shit (in a good or bad way) in this episode – it’s got to be the whole Old Religion thing vs. whatever it is that the writers are avoiding.
Jess’ take on the episode is here, and Jen’s is here.

So today is all about celebrity crushes. I’ll straight up admit that this likely overwhelming post is just a small, small sampling of the first few people who sprang to mind when this topic was introduced. And like most writers, I’ll admit to modeling more than a few characters off actors and musicians.

Anyhow…these are a few current and long term crushes in no particular order whatsoever, because I find that shit stressful.

Let’s open with… Benedict Cumberbatch. Who doesn’t love this man – well, besides Jenny Trout who says he looks like a lizard wearing a man suit. Whatever, Trout. More for the rest of us.I adore him in Sherlock, Star Trek and various fantasies.


Next up I give me you Tom Hiddleston. Screw that. I give him to me because Tom Freaking Hiddleston. He’s got the best smile, his voice is like warm English accented honey, dear god, that man…

Moving over to Ireland, there’s the yummy Colin O’Donoghue – better known at Captain Hook on Once Upon a Time.

And while we’re in Ireland, let’s check out Katie McGrath because I’m absolutely in love with her. My sister thinks Katie looks better as a blonde. Now, my sister isn’t often wrong, but in this case, so very wrong.

And I can’t forget about fellow Irishman, Colin Morgan – while I don’t love him as fiercely as Jess, does, I do appreciate him. Particularly when he’s scruffy.

At this point, lest you all think I have a “type,” I give you Sir Patrick Stewart. I don’t care that he’s old-ish, I’ve adored him since I saw Excalibur when I was like twelve or something.

Gina Torres. Gina Freaking Torres. I love her so damn much. She’s insanely gorgeous, smart, sexy, and did I mention gorgeous? And also plays one of my favorite characters of all time – Zoe on Firefly? Fuck yeah, Gina.

Oh Jensen Ackles, you’re my favorite part of Supernatural, what with your bad boy ways and your pouty mouth. And I’m a sucker for green eyes.

Now, I’m not big on blonde men. I’m just not – they don’t do it for me (not that you’d be able to tell from the aforementioned men) but there’s something about Bradley James that really does do it for me, so he gets a spot.

Oh, Hugh Dancy (back to dark and scruffy – don’t judge me!) I do adore you and your portrayal of Will Graham makes my week.

And while we’re visiting Dark and Scruffy Land, how about some Kit Harrington? Don’t mind if I do…

Since I’m still not ready to leave Dark and Scruffy Land, let’s stop and take a minute to visit with Russell Brand. I love this guy – yeah, he’s kind of an ass sometimes, but he’s also incredibly smart, hilarious and passionate about making the world a better place. What’s not to love?

Also making the world a better place is Tim Minchin – comic and composer *and* he just played Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar last year. Also, he wrote the musical, Matilda and he’s just amazing. And hilarious. And a ginger.

Oh David Tennant…how do I love thee. If I counted all the ways, I’d never get to bed.

Apparently, I’m still not done with Britain, yet, because Anthony Stewart Head! I’ve loved him since Buffy.

Felicia Day is absolutely delightful and I love her. Funny, smart, geeky, adorable, and also Charlie, one of my favorite recurring Supernatural characters. I heart her.

And speaking of Supernatural, I can’t forget Misha Collins. He’s hilarious and he’s also a great guy in terms of doing charity work – like going to Haiti and actually building orphanages kind of charity work. Also, he’s pretty. What? I’m shallow.

Oh, Keith Hamilton Cobb, I miss your dreads, but damn, you’re still beautiful. So beautiful.

Mads Mikkelsen…he’s positively hypnotic. I can’t not watch him. He’s fascinating. Not unlike a dangerous animal and I don’t think that’s just his portrayal of Hannibal.

And last, but certainly not least, Richard Armitage. Dear lord, that man…

There are so many more, but I really want to sleep at some point tonight. But, I’m anxious to see who everyone else listed and how many crossovers there are.Click a name to find the lists.

Jess
Jen
Tess
Kellie
Kris



It’s time for Merlin Club! I can’t believe we’re almost done with season one!
The episode opens with a jaunty little marketplace scene. Tom, Gwen’s father, gives her a pretty pewter button then surprises her with a whole new dress. She’s immediately (and, as it turns out, rightfully so) suspicious about where the money came from. He brushes her off and tells her not to worry about it because things are looking up for them, now. 
Late that night, we see Tom working his bellows with an iron crucible sitting on brilliantly glowing coals. A hooded figure asks, “Is it prepared?” from the shadows. Dramatically removing his hood, he steps from the shadows to see lead melting in the cup. Then he removes this giant hunk of amber that’s set in silver and covered with carved runes and does a little magic. The stone starts glowing, Merlin wakes up from a sound sleep and Tom starts flipping because MAGIC. 
Hey Tom…not to be The Conductor of the Spoiler Train, but if someone wants you to uses your blacksmith skills late, late at night, he’s probably not gonna be on the up and up. Also, a really good way to bring down Camelot’s guard on your head is to be plying your trade in the middle of the freaking night. Think, Tom! Think! (Bad choice.)
After the spell, the lead turns to gold and in busts Arthur and the city guard. The magic user runs off, but not before dropping his pouch with the magic rock in it. He disappears into the night and Tom is left holding the gold. Literally. Arthur arrests him because apparently having gold is crime, I guess. The rules of Camelot aren’t the clearest. 
After the credits, Merlin stumbles sleepily from his room where Gaius is awake and working on some papers on an easel. Merlin says that he was woken by the feeling of powerful magic in Camelot just as Gwen throws open the door freaking out because her father’s been arrested and charged with treason.
Cut to Morgana in her jammies questioning Uther about the charge against Gwen’s father. Uther says that Tom was forging weapons for sorcerers and consorting with a known enemy – Tauren, the leader of the band of sorcerers who’ve sworn to bring down the king. Morgana defends Tom and begs Arthur to help. Arthur tries to be the voice of reason, but to no avail. Morgana tells Uther that if he executes Gwenn’s father, she’ll never forgive him and flounces from the room. Uther tells Arthur to find Torin and anyone who helped him. 
Meanwhile, Gwen is visiting her father in the dungeon. She assures him that she’ll get him out of there, then reports back to Gaius and Merlin that Tom wasn’t making weapons for Taurenbut was helping with an experiment and used some kind of stone. Gaius and Merlin put Gwen to bed in Merlin’s bed (and Jess is jealous) and discuss that Tauren was using alchemy to turn lead to gold. 
The next morning, Morgana goes to Tom’s workshop to look for Gwen. What she finds is Torin’s stone. It immediately starts its magical glowing thing and again wakes Merlin from another sound sleep. Morgana pockets it and hides it in her jewelry box. (Bad choice.)
She then goes to Merlin’s room to check on Gwen and she and Merlin discuss all the ways Uther sucks. Then she sneaks into Arthur’s room and steals the key to the dungeon and slips it through the bars to Tom. (Bad choice.)

Meanwhile, a family is being dragged into the courtyard because they foolishly gave Tauren a bed for the night and now they’re going to be executed. (Bad choice.)

That night, in the midst of a thunderstorm, Tom uses the key Morgana gave him and sneaks out. (Bad choice.) The alarm bells sound and Uther demands that Tom’s killed on sight. He’s eventually caught in the only unsuccessful prison break ever, and killed.

The next morning Morgana hears Gwen wail and looks out her window to see Gwen following the body of her father on a cart that guards are pulling. Morgana is enraged. She storms into whatever the medieval equivalent of Uther’s office is and reams him out. (Bad choice.) She and Uther have it out and let me tell you, friends, this scene is rife with sexual tension between these two. Uther has Morgana chained up in the dungeon. (Bad choice.)

Merlin tries to comfort Gwen and Arthur comes to speak with her. He assures her that her job and home are safe and tells her that if she needs anything, she should ask. He also apologizes. That night Gwen returns home (Bad choice.) and Tauren grabs her from the shadows and tells her that if she doesn’t go to the Darkling Woods and return the stone in two days, he’ll kill her.

The next morning, Gaius is looking through one of his many, handy, magical encyclopedias and find the mage stone – reputed to be able to transmute things. They both agree it must be the stone Tom mentioned.

Meanwhile, Arthur goes to the dungeon and Morgana is pretty acidic toward him and he finally tells her that he convinced his father to free her and that she’d learned the error of her ways and wouldn’t challenge Uther’s authority again, etc. (Bad choice.) She thanks him and tells him he’s a better man than his father and he always was.

Morgana returns to her room and finds Gwen waiting for her. Gwen immediately notices Morgana’s scrapes and bruises and Morgana confesses to spending the night in the dungeon. Gwen quickly figures out it was because of her father and feels bad. Morgana tells Gwen she needs to go home and get some rest. Gwen explains that she can’t because of the stone and Tauren wanting to kill her. Morgana tells Gwen that she’s going to send the knights of Camelot to meet him.

Merlin wakes in the middle of the night when Morgana pulls the stone out of her jewelry box and it starts to glow. She sneaks out of Camelot and heads to the Darkling Woods to meet Tauren. (Bad choice.) She finds herself surrounded my Tauren and his men. Torin tells his men to kill her.But she stops them telling them she wants Uther dead, too. Tauren doesn’t believe it at first, but she shows them her scrapes and bruises. She also tells them that they need someone close to the king to get to him and she volunteers for the job.

Later, we see Merlin very distractedly eating supper and Gaius trying to find out what’s bothering him. It doesn’t work. Merlin goes down to visit the dragon. Merlin spills about Morgana’s plan to have the king killed. The dragon tells Merlin to do nothing – just let him die. He points out all the good that would come of Uther’s death.

Morgana goes to Uther and apologizes. She also plays him and makes him feel guilty about the death of of her own father. Meanwhile, Merlin’s quizzing Gaius about whether or not Uther is a good king. Gaius defends him and goes on to say that Arthur’s not ready to be king.

Uther creepily watches Morgana and Gwen from his window, then approaches Morgana later and tries to make peace with her. (Bad choice.) She invites Uther to visit her father’s grave with her in the morning in an attempt to heal their wounds. He thinks this is a great idea. (Bad choice.)

That night, Morgana sneaks out to the outer walls and meets Tauren and tells him where he can find Uther the next morning. Merlin, creeper that he is, is eavesdropping.

The next morning Merlin watches Uther and Morgana ride for her father’s grave when Gwen happens upon him. They have a conversation about Morgana and Uther and Merlin asks her if she’d ever want Uther dead – if she’d kill Uther if she had the power of life and death over him. She says no, because it would make her a murderer.

Merlin realizes she’s right (Bad choice.) and goes and gets the wizard staff he lifted from the Sidhe and runs through the woods chasing Morgana and Uther. Meanwhile, Uther and Morgana have reached the cairn and Morgana asks for privacy. The knights comply. (Bad choice.) And Uther and Morgana head up the hill.

By the time Merlin makes it there, the guards are (I’m assuming) dead and Tauren and his men are creeping up the hill toward Morgana and Uther. Uther removes his sword from his sheath and thrusts it into the ground. (Bad choice.) I assume because it’s hard to kneel while wearing a sword…? Merlin, at the bottom of the hill, zaps two of Tauren’s men with the staff, leaving just Tauren.

Meanwhile, Uther puts his hand on Morgana’s head and waxes poetic about her father, then kneels down beside her. He tells her that she challenges him like her father did. And she shoots back that when she does, he claps her in irons.He admits that there are things he regrets – including Gwen’s father.

Merlin attempts to zap Tauren, Taurenabsorbs it with the mage stone and shoots it back at Merlin knocking him out.

As Torin is sneaking up behind them, Uther tells Morgana that she’s the daughter he never had and without her, he can’t hope to be the king Camelot deserves. Morgana folds and warns Uther at the last moment (Bad choice.) and Uther and Tauren have a knock down drag’em out fight. Tauren is getting the better of Uther and has him pinned to the ground.

Merlin wakes up, heads up the hill, but he doesn’t have to save anyone,because Morgana does the saving by knifing Tauren in the back. (Bad choice.) Morgana and Uther embrace on the hill.

Merlin returns to Camelot and Gaius starts quizzing him about the assassination attempt and acting all proud of Merlin, because even though he’s not admitting what he did, Gaius knows he did something to help.

Now, for the questions!
 1.    If I’d written this episode…I would have had Tom being less clueless. C’mon man…anyone who wants black smithing done at night might be a smidge less than trustworthy.
 2.    The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. I loved Morgana standing up to Uther and speaking her mind, even if it ended with her in the dungeon.
I hated the creepy vibe between Uther and Morgana – again way more lover-like than ward and guardian. 
3.    Something you’ve never noticed about this episode before. That Merlin kept the fancy wizard staff from the Sidhe.
4.    Favorite Costume. This week, it’s Morgana’s green velvet cloak. Looooooooooooooooooooove it.





5.    Here is Proof of some random head canon I’ve created. Again, not my canon, but seriously, this Morgana and Uther is thing is WAY out of control. The way these two interact is not ward and guardian. Not even a little bit.
6.    What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? Seriously, there are zero Merthur moments in this episode. I’ve got nothing. 
7.   What made Jen lose her shit (in a good or bad way) in this episode? I think it’s the fact that Camelot’s guards are so incredibly inept that they couldn’t manage to find that pouch with the stone in it after they arrested Tom. Also, why did NO ONE question the fact that Tom used the key from Arthur’s special key ring to open the dungeon door!?

Jess’ take on the episode is here, and Jen’s is here.

Sooooooooooooooooo…10 random facts about me.

Huh…

Let’s see…

1.)    Once I stopped wearing nail polish for 23 years because I had to work on a cadaver that was wearing the same color I had on. However, I’m back on the nail polish train, and it careens wildly out of control whenever Ulta has a sale.

2.)    I really like skirts. No, really. Like I haven’t worn pants in over 10 years. I just really like to be comfortable, and long hippie skirts are my go-to wardrobe choice. And if they’re tie-dyed, even better.

3.)    I loathe shoes. If I could be barefoot all the time, I totally would. Except I live in Michigan which is really cold for an inordinate amount of time.

4.)    I’m the oldest of 5 kids – 7 if you count my stepbrothers.

5.)    I love making stuff – no seriously, I’m like pathologically crafty. If it can be made, I want to make it. Unless it’s crocheted. Because crocheting is sorcery. But everything else? I’m in – pottery, jewelry, clothes – knitting and sewing, cross stitching, painting, practically anything involving mod podge, glue, spray paint, carving. Pinterest is like craft crack for me.

6.)    I’m trying gardening for the first time this year – well, the first time since I worked on my grandparents’ farms as a kid. I’m super excited about it.

7.)    The one place I feel most at home is Lake Superior – particularly along the southern and western shores. It doesn’t matter what the weather is – sunny, storming, blizzarding – I just love that lake. It brings me a sense of peace like nothing else.

8.)    I love my family more than I can express – not just my kids and husband, but all of my family, parents, sibs, aunts uncles and cousins. For the most part, we’re incredibly close which is impressive since there are about 70 of us. I feel so lucky to be part of this family.

9.)    I’ve seen the movie Labyrinth well over 300 times. I don’t know if I should be proud of this or ashamed.  I’m gonna go with proud. Might as well own that shit.

10.)    I sing all the time. I sing actual songs. I make up songs. Sometimes those songs involve a lot of swearing. Often I just sing instead of speaking. Why, yes…the people I live with do want to throat punch me sometimes.

11.)  Bonus fact! Wet paper grosses me out. Like if I think about it long enough I’ll start gagging. It’s just the most disgusting thing in the world to me. I don’t want to see it and I really don’t want to touch it. I have no idea why, but it’s just vomitous. 

You can check out the other random facts by clicking on each author’s name.

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Hey Everyone!

I’m super excited! I’ve got a new book coming our on April 30th! It’s called Elemental Enchantment and it’s the final story in the Witch Way Trilogy!

Here’s the cover and blurb!


Photographer, Meaghan Boulton thinks a steamy one-night stand with a member of the bridal party is a good idea. And it is…until the ghost of a missing child shows up in the wedding photos, and her one-night stand turns out to be a cop who now suspects her of being involved in the child’s abduction. 

Eli Jones is having a rough week. The woman of his dreams–the woman he’s been infatuated with since high school–skips out of his hotel room after the hottest hook-up of his life. Worse, she’s got information on a kidnapping that she couldn’t possibly have–unless she’s involved or what she says is true and she’s a witch. 

Despite the cloud of suspicion hovering between them, they need to work together to find the missing child. When it’s over, will anything be left of their passion to salvage?