What’s a typical day like for you? Right now my typical day is spent going between job hunting and writing. I usually do quite a bit of social media in the morning. After lunch I am on the Internet job searching, then in the late afternoon and into the evening I write. What do you consider your greatest accomplishment?I have two greatest accomplishments. The first would be actually finishing a book and submitting it for publication. My second would be going to college. I didn’t go right after high school. Instead, I went out and got a job. Luckily, for me I began working at a local university. I now have 2 undergraduates and a masters in teaching. Do you have any collections?Unfortunately, yes. I collect dolls, but not things like Madame Alexander. Nope, I go for the weird and eclectic. So I have Begoths, which I love. I also collect music, because I listen to it all the time. What are your hobbies?I love to knit and I make jewelry. Also, my sister and I are getting into polymer clay. Are there any skills you’d like to learn?I’d love to get more skilled at knitting. I really want to make my own sweater one day. What sound do you love?I love the sound of waves hitting the shore. My favorite vacation was when I went to Mexico and sat by the ocean for an entire week. It was amazingly relaxing. What sound do you hate?Loud, booming music coming from cars. I love music, but when all I can hear is the heavy bass that’s not music. What’s your favorite curse word?Fuck, of course. It’s a multi-use word. You can punctuate a sentence with it or, even better, it can be used all by its lonesome and everyone knows what you’re talking about. Dog or cat person?I love both, but I have cats now and just love them. Coffee or tea?Tea! But it has to be loose leaf and brewed correctly. *sigh* I’m a tea snob. City or country? Country. My cousin has a 15-acre farm and I love it out there. It’s so quiet and she has a creek that runs through her property with a waterfall. Totally amazing to sit and listen to it. I would love to have a house near the woods one day with my own stream and waterfall. Star Wars or Star Trek?Star Trek. My dad introduced me to it when I was a kid and I’ve watched every single incarnation of it on TV and at the movies. Buffy, Angel or Firefly?Firefly because I love Nathan Fillion. He is an amazing actor and just seems to be a genuinely nice person. Pirate or ninja?Ninja! The whole idea of working covertly is so cool. But if someone does discover who you are, you can just whip up on them and disappear into the night. Morning or night person?Night. I’ve always been a night person and I find I get the most work done at night. The later it gets the more awake and ready to go I am. Procrastinator or get things done early?Procrastinator! Ask any of my friends and they will tell you. I’m really bad about putting things off until the last second. On the flipside, when I was in college I tried to get everything done early. I kept a calendar of when papers were due and I would crank them out one at a time. Introvert or Extrovert?Introvert. I love being with people. I love talking with and learning about people. I love hanging out with my friends. But at a certain point I have to leave because I’m exhausted. It takes all my energy to be ON. So I have to retreat to someplace quiet so I can be alone, read, listen to music, write. What do you like best about writing?I love making up my own worlds, places and people. I love the process of sitting down and just having the story roll out onto the page. What do you like least?When I’m forced to do something other than write, especially when the story is flowing and I have to leave it to do something else. Do you have a day job aside from writing?I did, I worked at a museum as an educator, but was laid off back in July. So, while I look for another job, I am spending all my time writing. So far I’ve finished 2 books so I’ve certainly been keeping busy.
Laira Marshall had to admit—getting kidnapped wasn’t something she’d expected. Discovering her kidnappers were aliens who planned on selling her into sexual slavery, definitely tipped the scales into the truly bizarre. But she’s determined to fight her way through this—until their slave ship is attacked, and Laira’s faced with an entirely new problem.
Rakin and Dev are the leaders of the Sandaki—a race genetically engineered to fight. Using their enhanced traits, they’ve freed their people and have devoted their lives to seeking out those who enslaved them. They never considered the concept of love—or that one woman could bring them to their knees.
With unknown enemies working against them, the three lovers must come together not only to save themselves, but the Sandaki race itself.
Mated is a sci-fi ménage, and, I know from beta-ing it, it’s fabulous. Can you tell us what inspired the story?
It actually came from a dream I had. Totally bizarre, off the wall kind, but when I woke up I thought, “Okay, what would happen if aliens came here to kidnap someone?” I was in school, at the time and I decided to make Laira a student, so it made it easy for me to really identify with her state of mind. Rakin and Dev showed up due to another book I was plotting. The story revolved around two warriors buying a sex slave at auction. So, I kind of mashed the stories together and ended up with Mated.
I’d like to hear a little bit about Laira, Rakin and Dev – can you share a bit?
Laira is a regular, ever day person. She doesn’t possess any special powers or skills. She works full-time and goes to school part-time, just like a lot of people do. I wanted readers to be able to identify with her, even though she’s in this totally crazy situation. Rakin and Dev are warriors and the ultimate leaders of their people. The Sandaki are a race that were created to fight, but managed to free themselves. When the three of them meet, they really don’t know what to make of each other. They know they belong together, but they don’t understand one another.
Can you tell us about any upcoming stories? Will we see more from this world?
The next book I’m working on is called Hard Time and it’s a straight contemporary romance. I think it will release in February. After that I’m back to the Promises vampire series I release through Resplendence Publishing. This book is called Broken Promise and will feature Reaper and Quenton. As for my people in Mated, yes I will continue that story since Laira wasn’t the only woman rescued from the slavers. Her three best friends Chal, Garja, and Isha couldn’t go home so they will certainly need stories.
Gwendolyn Cease has been writing ever since she was old enough to pick up a pen. From the very beginning, her stories involved handsome heroes, tough heroines, and happily ever after. Even as she slogged through two undergraduate degrees and a master’s in education, writing remained top priority. Though she now works full-time as a history museum educator, she still makes time for her characters and their never-ending adventures.
Currently, Gwendolyn lives in Kentucky with her incredibly spoiled cats. If you’d like to contact her, she’d love to hear from you. She loves to hear from anyone who enjoys a good book, especially the ones she’s written. You can email her at gwendolyncease@insightbb.com.
I love Halloween, but I’ll be honest, I don’t usually go above and beyond. I appreciate it when other people do, but I’m not much of a decorator or party thrower. It’s just not my bag. We decorate a little. And carve pumpkins – almost always with my sister, Cait. And bake cookies and pumpkin seeds.
I do, however, love a good costume. And I love making a good costume. It’s kind of like a puzzle as I try to get something to look as close to a cartoon or movie as I can in real life. Often, there’s no real pattern – just a lot of eyeballing.
But here are a few homemade costumes – at least the ones I had scanned already. For some reason, there are more pictures of Corwin in costume than Killian – mostly just the luck of the scan.
Look! I’m the Mother of Dragon – Killian at about 2 years.
The episode opens with Arthur finding a bunch of slaughtered knights – including Sir Leon. Upset, he reports it to his father. But Sir Leon isn’t dead. He’s only mostly dead. A group of druids find him and carry him back to their cave (the same cave in every other episode because CAVE) where they have a quick little ritual and completely heal him using the Cup of Life.
Leon returns to Camelot and tells the tale of his miraculous recovery.Uther immediately suspects magic and gets surly. Gaius confirms that it was most likely The Cup of Life that healed Leon, and Uther gets a bad case of grabby hands. He sends Arthur on a dangerous mission to steal the cup from the druids because the druids’ cave is in Cenred’s lands and if Cenred gets his hands on the cup, it’s all over for our heroes. Morgana smirkingly overhears the plans and shares them with Morgause who orders Cenred to have his men steal the cup from Arthur.
Arthur and Merlin set off on the dangerous mission (even though Arthur won’t tell Merlin where they’re going) and they end up getting caught by slavers and run into Gwaine in the holding pit. Arthur protects Merlin when Merlin is ordered to fight the head slaver’s champion and is ordered to fight the champion who happens to be Gwaine. Arthur and Gwaine battle, trying to make it look real and Merlin manages to create a diversion with fire and they escape.
Meanwhile back at Camelot, Uther worries over Arthur’s safety, but Morgana flirts and cajoles and flirts some more and convinces Uther that everything is peachy. Uther flirts back and it’s all super gross.
They find the druid cave and Arthur threatens a young boy at sword point (not cool, Arthur) offering to exchange the kid for the cup. The druids are all very hippie-like and “Whatevs, man. All you had to do was ask for the cup.” So they do the exchange and the head hippie tells Merlin in his mind that now he’s in charge of keeping the cup safe.
Predictably, Cenred’s men attack and shoot Arthur with a poisoned arrow and Merlin, while trying to get the cup back, drops it into the hands of one of Cenred’s soldiers. You know what would be a really good idea here, Merlin? Magic. You know, maybe just levitate that cup right back up to you? Arthur’s already out cold and Gwaine wouldn’t say shit. But, no. You just let Cenred’s men take it on back to him. It’s cool.
Once Morgause has the cup, she creates a ginormous, immortal army using blood from each man present, and they head to Camelot. And she proves their loyalty by having one of them off Cenred. Meanwhile, Arthur is sick and feverish from the poison and as soon as Gwaine’s back is turned, Merlin uses a spell to heal Arthur. When Arthur eventually wakes, they head back to Camelot to find it burning. They find Gwen’s brother, Elian, and they all sneak into the castle.
Merlin and Arthur make it to the gallery of the throne room as Uther is forced to kneel before Morgana who’s being crowned Queen of Camelot and Morgana makes sure Uther knows that she knows that she’s his daughter. Uther looks broken, but poor Arthur, he looks absolutely crushed. Even though he didn’t always agree with his father, he still idolized him. No longer. But I digress.
They go to find Gaius. Merlin packs all of his shit including the bottle of the water from the Lake of Avalon that the Fisher King gave him and they meet up with Gwaine and Elian and get the fuck out of Camelot. They hole up in the same (from the looks of it) cave the druids were using, and Merlin sends a message to Lancelot, begging him to come help.
That night, Merlin tries to use the water from Avalon for guidance, but nothing is working, and he falls asleep. He startles awake when Gwaine has to pee and the bottle breaks. He panics thinking all is lost, but the water flows into a natural rock basin and he sees Freya. She’s speaking to him from beyond and tells him he needs Excalibur, so he sneaks out, calls the dragon and they ride to the Lake of Avalon where he hid the sword the last time. Freya’s arm rises up out of the water and she returns the sword to him. The Dragon warns him to put the sword somewhere it can’t be used by anyone when he’s done with it.
Meanwhile, Morgana is busy taunting Uther and tantruming because the knights of Camelot won’t yield and without their allegiance, neither will the people.She brings the knights into the courtyard and asks for their loyalty again, and when they don’t comply, she has Cenred’s soldiers fire crossbow bolts at the townspeople.
Gwen, who’s still Morgana’s handmaid, offers to talk to Sir Leon, explaining that they knew each other as children and perhaps she can talk some sense into him. She tells him she’s going to help him escape. Morgana and Morgause are listening through the grate above Leon’s cell and know what’s up.
Morgana gives Gwen some wine that has a magic powder in it and Gwen sneaks into Morgause’s room and presses the dungeon key into a piece of bread and melts metal and pours it into the bread mold to make a key. Because she’s fucking resourceful, our Gwen.
She sneaks Leon the key, and he busts out meeting her at her home in the village. She insists that he dress in drag to escape and they head off into the woods searching for Arthur. Morgause is able to track them, because that magic powder Gwen drank was magic GPS powder. Which is pretty freaking handy.
She’s briefly reunited with Arthur right before Lancelot and his buddy Percival arrive. Percival has no sleeves on his chainmail. This makes me insane.(In a bad way.) Soon after everyone says hello, they’re set upon by Morgause’s men. A fight ensues and Merlin magics some boulders down a cliff separating them from their pursuers.
They take refuge in some ruins and find the Round Table. Arthur has them sit around it and includes Gwen and Merlin which is spectacularly progressive of him. And then he knights Lancelot, Elian, Gwaine and Percival. They all sneak back to Camelot with a plan. But they leave Gwen and Gaius behind.
Merlin knows he needs to dump the blood from the Cup of Life to break the spell and kill the immortal army. He and Lancelot (under the guise of making the bell unusable so the enemy can’t communicate)go off in search of the cup while Arthur and the rest go to free the rest of the knights. Merlin discovers that Excalibur, does in fact, kill the undead.
Meanwhile, Arthur and the rest of the knights are fighting without any sort of magical aid and it’s not looking good for our heroes. Uther is practically catatonic and wouldn’t realize there was a fight if it was going on in his cell. It was going on in his cell.
Merlin and Lancelot continue to fight their way to the cup. They’re almost there when Morgause busts in and throws them against the wall. She’s about to kills them when Gaius shows up all wild eyed and crazy and busts some moves on Morgause throwing her against a pillar and rendering her unconscious. Merlin picks up Excalibur and tips over the cup over, splashing the blood everywhere and all the knights explode and disappear.
Morgana finds Morgause and screams and screams and screams like a freaking banshee. She screams so hard that that section of the castle collapses. Later, Uther’s still way out of it, but order has been restored to Camelot and no traces of Morgana or Morgause have been found. Merlin sneaks out to put the sword in the stone
Okay…now for the questions.
1. If I’d written this episode…I know you guys are probably sick of hearing me say it, but holy fuck, the incest vibes have got to stop. None of this is okay, people. I don’t understand what the writers were thinking.
2. The thing I loved/hated most about this episode.
Loved: There are a ton of things I loved about this episode. The Arthur/Merlin banter, Arthur protecting Merlin from hand to hand combat, GWAINE!, Morgause finally offing Cenred, LANCELOT!, Arthur including Gwen and Merlin at the Round Table, poor, broken Uther – what!? I have issues. Arthur knighting the non-noble knights, Merlin seeing Freya in the water, Freya raising Excalibur from the bottom of the Lake of Avalon, Merlin driving Excalibur into the stone and my personal favorite, “No. Don’t really fancy it.” I laugh every time I hear Merlin say this – particularly after this moving scene. It’s short. Watch it.
Hated: Besides the incest awfulness, Arthur’s heartbreak at Morgana’s betrayal and the realization that his lied to him and wasn’t the man he’d believed him to be is just crushing. Bradley James played it so well.
3. Something you’ve never noticed about this episode before. How Merlin didn’t even bother to try to use magic to save the Cup of Life. And how sad Lancelot looks when he realizes there’s no hope for him and Gwen.
4. Favorite Costume. Gwaine.
5. Here is Proof of some random head canon I’ve created. I didn’t create it, but something is seriously NOT RIGHT between Uther and Morgana.
6. What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? I think she had tender feels when Arthur steps up to protect Merlin from having to fight the slaver’s champion, and also Arthur giving Merlin a seat at the Round Table – even though a portion of that scene was foolishly deleted.
7. What made Jen lose her shit (in a good or bad way) in a bad way? The grossness between Uther and Morgana and also poor, broken Uther.
Jess’ take on the episode is here, and Jen’s is here.
Do I believe in ghosts? That’s the question. While I think a lot of stories are made up for various reasons, I do believe some of the encounters are true. Other than a brief flash a couple times, I’ve never really seen anything. My sister, Cait, on the other hand, sees all kinds of things.
One of the most memorable was when we were singing at our Grandpa’s funeral. I think we were partway into the second verse of Amazing Grace when Cait grabbed my hand and started squeezing. Hard. I swear I had ring marks in my fingers for days. But I managed not to yelp, and we continued singing while her eyes kept darting toward the pews in front of us.
After we sat back down, I asked her what was wrong. She told me that she’d seen our grandparents sitting in one in the fourth pew back – Grandma had died thirteen years earlier. And she was holding a baby. I assumed it must have been either our cousin who’d been stillborn, or our nephew who’d died as an infant seven years earlier.
Cait said that she was sure it wasn’t. The baby Grandma had been holding was one she didn’t recognize, and she was sure that somehow, this was a baby who hadn’t been born yet. A few weeks later, we found out our cousin, Sarah, was pregnant. And in August, she had a little boy that looked exactly like the baby Cait had seen our Grandma holding.
It didn’t freak us out at all. Instead, it was a comfort and my cousin said that Grandma was probably holding her son because it was the only way he’d stop crying. That kid was a screamer as a baby. 😀
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Ohhhhhh, for the love of god…do the tournaments in Camelot never end? Seriously…her a tournament, there a tournament, everywhere a tournament. Sorry…I got carried away. This may already be obvious, but this isn’t one of my favorite episodes.
Any way, the show opens with Dudley Dursley – okay, fine, Gilli (but he’ll always be Dudley to me) is walking to Camelot with a sword strapped to his back. Two thugs, who just happen to be hanging out in the woods…like you do, taunt him and steal his sword.Angry and frustrated, Dudley continues on to Camelot anyway. Because there’s a tournament. Again. Another. Fucking. Tournament.
But anyway, it’s a no holds barred tournament, anyone can compete, no rules, blah blah medieval big time wrestling blah.
Morgana (knowing full well Uther is her father) flirts shamelessly with him and goads him into competing and honestly the whole conversation seems like one big euphamism for sex – sort of a a, well…if you can’t get it up…kinda thing. And Uther, (knowing full well Morgana is his daughter) flirts back and allows himself to be goaded. It’s super gross. But, you know, Morgana is hoping Uther will die in combat because he can’t get it up anymore.
So now, the King and Prince of Camelot are competing and so is Dudley Dursley. What could possibly go wrong?
The thugs who stole Dudley’s sword are being aggressive toward Merlin and Dudley rescues him – using magic – oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh. Merlin of course goes to tell Gaius all about it. Later after some ill timed magical healing, Dudders loses his magical ring as he’s running away and hiding from Camelot’s guard. Gaius finds the ring and pockets it before Uther sees it while investigating the suspected magic use.
Uther also cleverly decides that the scorched wood that he sees is proof positive that magic has been used. There you have it folks, charred wood is indicative of magic. So should you see charred wood anywhere in your travels, know that magic has indeed been used and persecute accordingly.
Anyway, Merlin returns the ring to Dudley and warns him to be careful. Dudley just whines about how he wants respect and he’s not gonna be a wuss like his father was – the person he inherited the magic ring from.
Episode trudges endlessly on with battle after battle. No…I mean endlessly. Dudley wins every match using magic, progresses up the ranks until he has the respect and adoration he’s always dreamed of. He even ends up killing one of the thugs. He’s getting totally out of control and decides that he’s going to go up against Uther and strike a blow for magic users everywhere.
Aaaaaaand he can do this because when Arthur fought Uther, he threw the fight so as not to embarrass the king. And Uther, per usual, is a total dick about it.
Long story short, Dudley almost has Uther, he’s ready to kill him, but Merlin gives Uther a little magical assistance because if Uther dies at the hands of a magic user, Arthur will never allow magic back into Camelot when he’s king – so says the dragon that Merlin called with his Dragon Lord voice that drop Jess’ panties in 1.5 seconds.
So Uther beats Dudley and lets him live. Morgana is frustrated and furious that neither her father nor brother died. (Thwarted again!) And Uther confesses that he knows that Arthur threw the fight and *that’s* the sign to Uther that Arthur will make a super awesome king. Oh, and Merlin has one last heart to heart with Dudders before he leaves Camelot for good.
Okay…now for the questions.
1. If I’d written this episode…I would have made would have had Morgana coerce Uther into fighting using some method that didn’t involve overt flirting with her FATHER.
2. The thing I loved/hated most about this episode.
Loved: Honestly, I can’t think of anything I genuinely loved about this episode. Okay, that’s a lie. I did rather enjoy watching Arthur and Uther go at it in the tournament field.
Hated: It’s possible that you might have missed this is the recap…and the answer to question one – after all, I was rather subtle. But…it’s the nasty, flirty, incestuous vibe between Morgana and Uther . Also hated another tournament plot.
3. Something you’ve never noticed about this episode before. How Gwen was entirely absent.
4. Favorite Costume. Uther…in armor.
5. Here is Proof of some random head canon I’ve created. I didn’t create it, but something is seriously NOT RIGHT between Uther and Morgana.
6. What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? She likes the way Merlin watches Arthur battle. She also likes the way Merlin dresses Arthur for battle. She knows that Merlin gets hot and is grateful for his baggy peasant clothes.
7. What made Jen lose her shit (in a good or bad way) in a bad way? Here…let me show you…
Jess’ take on the episode is here, and Jen’s is here.
So this week is fictional crushes. And it’s late Tuesday night while I try to cobble this post together. Trust me, when I tell you that’s it’s been an exhausting week (yeah, I know it’s only Tuesday) but I’m gonna try not to phone this in. Mostly because I’ve haven’t missed a Wednesday blog post since we started doing this way back in January, and I’m not going to start now.
So…bring on the characters.
These are in absolutely no particular order because I can’t choose like that. I love these imaginary people. I love them so much I would want to be friends with them in real life… Or something.
Charlie Bradbury – played by Felicia Day in Supernatural. Part of it is that I just fucking love Felicia Day. No really. Adore her. And Charlie – Charlie is a brilliant computer hacker, LARPer, and all around badass. I love that she’s a strong character with her own set of moral guidelines. Massive crush. Plus she’s adorable.
Neil Elwood – hero of The Boss series by Abigail Barnette aka Jenny Trout. Normally, I *hate* the bazillionaire trope in romance novels. I hate it just as much as I hate cowboys, ranchers and sheiks. They’re just not my bag. At all. However, Neil turns every bazillionaire boss stereotype on its head. He’s not a douchey asshole. He’s funny, smart, sexy as fuck and wait…what’s this? Genuinely kind? All while being a savvy business man. Now, Neil is not without flaws. But that’s what I love about him. He’s not a cardboard stock character. He’s a real human being that I could never speak to because I would be a stuttering idiot in the corner. Did I mention he’s British? And also looks like Buffy era Anthony Stewart Head? And likes to spank? And…do other things? There you go. Tie – er…sign me up.
Will Graham from the TV series Hannibal. Dear lord. I have no idea if TV Will is like book Will because I haven’t read them. Someday… But (and yes, I *know* how dysfunctional this is) there’s something about broken characters that call to me. Maybe it’s the “fixer” in me that wants to take them home and make everything better for them. There’s something about razor sharp intelligence and unwavering intensity combined with vulnerability that gets me every time. Also? Hugh Dancy.
Galahad– from…everywhere in Arthurian legend. Okay, I really love this character. He’s always trying to do the right thing and he’s always being beaten the hell down. Yeah, I know. Dysfunctional. That’s me. But the thing is about Galahad is that he never stops trying. He might be clawing his way across a battlefield, bleeding and broken, but he’s not going to stop until his quest is completed. Nowhere is this more apparent than in Jess Jarman’s Albion’s Circle series. Her Galahad is, by far, my favorite. He’s been beaten down life after life, hiding who he is and sacrificing everything. Even though he’s damn near broken, he will not give up. Although, I think he sometimes wants to. But that’s part of the beauty of Galahad. He’ll keep going forever because he’s always going to do what’s right. Even if it kills him in the end. (This isn’t Galahad…but I do so love the cover of this book.)
Jareth the Goblin King from the movie Labyrinth. It’s no secret that I love Labyrinth. LOVE IT. To the point that it’s one of my top five favorite movies. It has been for like thirty years – I don’t see this changing. And I adore David Bowie’s portrayal of the Goblin King. Yes, he wants to turn babies into Goblins. Yes, he wants Sarah to fear and worship him. But you know what he wants most of all? Love. Jareth is broken. Probably a little crazy. And if I’m utterly honest with myself and you all, definitely emotionally abusive. But you guys…it’s Jareth. I can’t help but love him in all his epic fuckedupness.
Other characters I love that I’m too tired to write about?
Dean Winchester – Supernatural
Sean – The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater
Daryl Dixon – The Walking Dead
THE DOCTOR!!! – Particularly the 10th Doctor – Doctor Who
River Song – Doctor Who
Donna Noble – Doctor Who
Cassidy Ryan – Ricochet by Kris Norris
Cyrus – The Turning and all other Blood Ties books by Jenny Trout
Giles – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Willow – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Wash – Firefly
Okay – that’s probably enough for now. Who are your favorites? Be sure to click the names below to see who the other bloggers picked. I’m guessing most of them are probably more emotionally stable than my choices.
I’m so sorry guys – this is going to be a super short post because it’s late, and I’m trying to outrun a migraine.
Blergh.
But this weeks episode is fueled by paranoia and douchebaggary.
Morgana flips shit because she has a dream about Arthur crowning Gwen queen. Morgana cries to Morgause and Morgause tells her it was a true dream and to fix this crap.
Morgana decides to play evil matchmaker between Arthur and Gwen – encouraging them to get together. So Arthur invites Gwen on a romantic picnic and Gwen agrees once Merlin convinces her that it’s a great idea.
And this happens.
And also this.
Unfortunately, before anyone can have too much fun, Morgana convinces Uther that they haven’t spent nearly enough time together and wheedles until he agrees to go for a ride.
So this happens, too.
And also, this bit of awkwardness.
Back at Camelot, Arthur thinks that Uther is going to ream him out for kissing Gwen, but Uther congratulates him instead. He thinks that Arthur is getting laid by the staff and is all kinds of proud, because that’s the kind of douchebag he is. I’m paraphrasing, but it’s basically, “Good job getting that servant ass, son! Servants exist to make our lives easier and our dicks happy.” Then he tells Arthur to end it with Gwen. Arthur isn’t having it and tells his father that he’s in love with Gwen.
Morgana later suggests to Uther that Arthur must be enchanted to have fallen in love with a serving girl. Uther sees the inherent wisdom in this, and with cries of, “Sorcery!” has Arthur’s room searched where the knights find a suspicious poultice.
Uther asks Gaius if the little hex bag looks magical and if it could be used to enchant someone. Cand Gaius, dumbass that he is, says yes, knowing what’s at stake. Gwen is accused of sorcery and thrown into the dungeon to be burned at the stake the next morning.
Merlin comes up with the plan of providing another sorcerer on which the blame can fall, thus clearing Gwen. So he uses a spell to age himself – becoming Dragoon.
So he makes his presence known in Camelot and unfortunately, can’t reverse the spell on his own and gets caught. He admits to enchanting Arthur and he’s now sentenced to burn in the morning. Meanwhile, Arthur is looking for Merlin and Gaius helpfully tells Arthur that Merlin is in the tavern.
Gaius uses his magical chemistry skills and stays up all night creating an antidote. As Dragoon is being led to the stake, Gaius motions that he’s got the antidote, so Merlin creates a diversion by yelling at Uther and then escaping his guards, grabbing the potion from Gaius and distracting the crowd by using magic to make the stake and all the wood erupt in a huge fireball.
He escapes into the castle, drinks the potion and turns back into himself right before Arthur finds him and demands to know where the sorcerer went and why Merlin was at the tavern. There’s also a threat of punishment before Arthur tries to track down Dragoon.
Later we see Arthur pull Gwen into an alcove and promise that they’ll be together someday and we see Merlin covered with horseshit from his punishment of mucking out the stables.
Okay…now for the questions.
1. If I’d written this episode…I would have made Gwen and Arthur question the whole Dragoon situation a little more carefully. I mean, they both knew they weren’t enchanted and he basically ended up saving Gwen, wouldn’t they wonder about that at least a little?
2. The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. Loved: This right here.
Hated: Uther’s callous assumption that the servants exist to be banged.
3. Something you’ve never noticed about this episode before. How creepy the vibe is between Morgana and Uther when she’s begging him to go riding with her. It’s this weird little girlish begging and he’s sort of indulging her like he would a mistress. It just sat wrong with me.
4. Favorite Costume. Dragoon, of course.
5. Here is Proof of some random head canon I’ve created. I didn’t create it, but Merlin and Arthur’s true love. Arthur thinks Dragoon’s eyes look familiar, so some part of him recognizes Merlin.
6. What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? See above, though that’s sweet and not naughty. And I’m sure she had an entirely different punishment in mind for Arthur to mete out to Merlin. Something that involves spanking, I’m sure.
7. What made Jen lose her shit (in a good or bad way) in a bad way? The fact that Gaius was all, “Yep, sire. Looks magical to me.” when Gwen’s life was on the line.
Jess’ take on the episode is here, and Jen’s is here.
It’s another edition of Wednesday Randomness, and this week, we’re blogging about our collections. And, I didn’t really realize how many I had…until I started wandering around the house taking pictures. I’m not even including the fabric or yarn, because, well, this shit is already out of control – as evidenced from the following pictures.
First off, there’s my vintage tea set. I’ve always loved Cottageware – my Gram had a set that I adored. But I fell in love with this PriceKensington pattern, and I’ve been slowly collecting it. It’s nowhere near complete, but it’s getting there. I’ve found a bunch of pieces in antique stores in the U.P., and my very awesome friend, Kim, has sent me several pieces from shops in Wales. Which, coincidentally, is where my Gram’s set came from.
Rocks. I know…it seems like a silly collection, but I really love rocks. I was always that kid who came home with pockets full of rocks. I’m still that kid. Everywhere I go, I pick up rocks. My friends bring me rocks home from their travels. My kids pick up pretty stones for me.These are just a small sampling. Read: places in my house where I didn’t have to clean in order to take pictures.
I’m a fan of driftwood, too. As you can probably see.
I also collect books on Arthurian Legend. Other than the complete works of Chaucer and Shakespeare, this is all Arthurian stuff in this bookcase. Oh, look…more rocks.
And fairy tales! I freaking love fairy tales. I’ve got stories from tons of different cultures – both modern and traditional stories. Brand new books and antiques. I love them all.
Okay…what else…oh! Skeleton keys. I adore them. I’ve been collecting them ever since my Gram gave me the skeleton key to her house. Sometimes, I even wear them as necklaces. I don’t have these displayed anywhere. But, I’m thinking of making a mobile with some of them.
Charms – these are all in one, chunky dangerous place. This bracelet doubles as a weapon. But it’s also a collection of memories. Each charm has a specific meaning and memory that accompanies it.
Okay, so that’s pretty much it for my collections. I can’t wait to see what kind of stuff the other bloggers have! Because I’m nosy. Click their names along with me and we’ll all find out what they’re hoarding. 😀
Okay, so in this episode, we have Gaius’ old flame, Alice, returning to Camelot and setting up shop as a healer. Uther gets wind of these miraculous healings and flips ship because the peasants aren’t dying when clearly they should be. So obviously magic must be involved. Okay, in this case, he’s totally right, but whatever. Uther demands that the magic user be found, but Gaius covers for her, lying to Uther and saying it was just the skillful use of herbs.
As it turns out, Alice is in league with a Manticore (think reptilian cat with the tail of a scorpion and the face of a particularly ugly baby – with those wing things around its face) who wants Uther dead. (Get in line, creepy little reptile scorpion cat!) Alice doesn’t mind killing Uther, but she doesn’t want Gaius framed, but she’s under the thrall of the creature, so whatcha gonna do?
So Alice moves in with Gaius (to make it easier for Merlin to creep on her) who kicks Merlin out of his room, and in the course of his creeping, he sees Alice um…milking the Manitcore’s tail for its venom. I can’t begin to tell you how disturbing this scene is. We’re talking orgasm face and sex noises on the part of the Manticore. This is *not* okay, people.
But anyway, Merlin sees this and deduces that Alice is up to no good. He warns Gaius, but Gaius refuses to believe it. Merlin shows him the creature’s box under Alice’s bed, but of course it’s empty as the Manicore has gone back to its regular hell dimension. Merlin also researches the creature in Geoffrey’s books. (Seriously, does that dude just live in the library?)
Meanwhile, Alice, under the guise of helping Gaius, poisons Uther’s daily medicine and he falls gravely ill. In fact, he’s dying. Huzzah! Not so fast, gentle viewers. Arthur deduces that the only thing it could be is the potion Gaius had given to Uther. But Merlin saves the day by blaming Alice and she goes to the dungeon while Gaius frantically tries to save Uther’s life.
When Gaius visits her later, he realizes she’s under the thrall of the Manicore and he and Merlin figure out how to destroy the beast to free Alice from its clutches and cure Uther. So they summon the creepy little reptile scorpion cat and prevent it from returning it to its hell dimension and destroy it.
After Uther recovers, he decides that Alice must still die even though she was under the Manticore’s control when she tried to kill him. And low and behold, the escaped prisoner bells ring because Camelot’s dungeon is the least secure in all the land.
Okay…now for the questions.
1. If I’d written this episode…I would have made the harvesting of the Manticore venom far less…sex-like.
2. The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. Hated how sort of boring and pointless this episode was. It’s another monster. Merlin creeps around and spies on people and because he’s a dedicated creeper figures out what’s up. This episode just feels like…mostly filler.
3. Something you’ve never noticed about this episode before. The complete absence of Gwen and Morgana. However, to be fair, I didn’t notice it until Jen pointed it out.
4. Favorite Costume. Alice’s lovely knitted shawl. I couldn’t find a really good shot of it, so you’ll just have to trust me.
5. Here is Proof of some random head canon I’ve created. I’ve got nothing for this episode.
6. What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? Definitely when Arthur was training – Merlin was holding up rings, and Arthur, was, um…thrusting his lance through them…
7. What made Jen lose her shit (in a good or bad way) in a bad way? The creepy sexualization of the venom extraction. And also the Manticore in general. Creepy little fuck…
Jess’ take on the episode is here, and Jen’s is here.
Ha! Trying to pick favorite songs is a lot like trying to pick a favorite book. Or favorite kid.
In order to tackle this post, I decided I needed to break it down into categories.
So…in no particular order, here are my favorite songs in their handy dandy categories.And yeah, you’ll probably see a lot of repeated artists. Because that’s how I roll.
And this is in no way all the categories – I just realized that I needed to dial it back otherwise this post would be Neverfuckingending. Because music.
Depression Combating Songs
Send Me on My Way – Rusted Root
Gang of Rhythm – Walk Off the Earth
Secrets – Mary Lambert
Let It Go – Indina Menzel
Summer Vibe – Walk Off the Earth
Safety Dance – Men Without Hats
Little Plastic Castle – Ani Difranco
As Cool As I Am – Dar Williams
I am My Mother’s Savage Daughter – Wyndreth Berginsdottir
Say Something – Great Big World (also really love the Sarah and Gianni cover)
Blank White Page – Mumford and Sons
Walk on the Ocean – Toad the Wet Sproket
Both Hands – Ani Difranco
Rumour Has It – Adele
Iowa – Dar Williams
Landslide – Fleetwood Mac
Turning Tables – Adele
Who Will Sing Me Lullabies – Kate Rusby
Ghosts That We Knew – Mumford and Sons
Angels Will Fall – Melissa Ethridge
The Chain – Fleetwood Mac
Goodnight Elisabeth – Counting Crows
Broken Crown – Mumford and Sons
Wonderwall – Oasis (love Ryan Adams’ cover)
Something’s Always Wrong – Toad the Wet Sprocket
Celtic Folk Songs
I am Stretched on Your Grave – Kate Rusby
A Mháire Bhruinneall – Susan McKeown
The Kiss – Last of the Mohicans Soundtrack
Brittonick – Circa Paleo
Calling Me Home – Kate Price
The Old Ways – Loreena McKennitt
Fiona – The Secret of Roan Inish Soundtrack
Siúil a Rún – Kate Price
The Queen and the Soldier – Kate Rusby and Kathryn Roberts
Dark Black Clouds – Circa Paleo
The Cobbler’s Daughter – Kate Rusby
The Knight at Dublin Castle – Darby Devon
Jamie – The Secret of Roan Inish Soundtrack
Santiago – Loreena MeKennitt
The Ships – Circa Paleo
Evacuation – The Secret of Roan Inish Soundtrack
A Nighean Dubh – Susan McKeown
Peaceweaver – Kate Price
Cruel – Kate Rusby
Anachie Gordon – Loreena McKennit
The Road/The Dancing Mast – Circa Paleo
Bonny Greenwoodside – Susan McKeown
The Unquiet Grave – Kate Rusby
All Soul’s Night – Loreena McKennitt
Tideland – Circa Paleo
Eedjit – The Secret of Roan Inish Soundtrack
Hunting the Hare – Kate Rusby and Kathryn Roberts
Click the names below to see the other Wednesday Random Bloggers’ favorite songs.And below that, here are some of my favorite videos for some of these songs.