Regardless of reality or science, these are just random things I believe to be true, And yes, I will defend them to my last breath. As always, there’s no order to these.
10.) Skynet is only slightly less terrifying than our current social and political climate.
9.) Long flowy hippie skirts are the world’s most comfortable clothes.
8.) Crocheting is a form of dark sorcery.
7.) I have the best friends and family on the planet.
6.) Van Halen is the worst musical act of all time.
5.) Math is tangible evidence of evil.
4.) Fuck is the most useful and versatile word in the English language.
3.) Good lip balm is necessary for me to live a content and productive life.
2.) Spiders are Satan’s snowflakes. There are not individual species of spiders. Like snowflakes, each one is unique. They are individually handcrafted by Satan.
1.) I have the world’s best job, and I’m lucky as fuck to be able to do it.
So…what do you believe to be true? And be sure to check out the other bloggers’ lists.