Regardless of reality or science, these are just random things I believe to be true, And yes, I will defend them to my last breath. As always, there’s no order to these.
10.) Skynet is only slightly less terrifying than our current social and political climate.
9.) Long flowy hippie skirts are the world’s most comfortable clothes.
8.) Crocheting is a form of dark sorcery.
7.) I have the best friends and family on the planet.
6.) Van Halen is the worst musical act of all time.
5.) Math is tangible evidence of evil.
4.) Fuck is the most useful and versatile word in the English language.
3.) Good lip balm is necessary for me to live a content and productive life.
2.) Spiders are Satan’s snowflakes. There are not individual species of spiders. Like snowflakes, each one is unique. They are individually handcrafted by Satan.
1.) I have the world’s best job, and I’m lucky as fuck to be able to do it.
So…what do you believe to be true? And be sure to check out the other bloggers’ lists.
Yes!! I am total agreement with the crochet and spiders. I forgot to mention wasps being satan’s butterflies on my list. Dang it!!
Satan’s butterflies – lol!
Totally awesome list! It made me smile! Yeah! Skynet and long hippy skirts! However . . . guess I am a sorceress. I love to crochet. 😀 And yes, math is evil! What do I believe? Today is a good day! Thank you.
This… 4.) Fuck is the most useful and versatile word in the English language….. why the FUCK didn’t I think of putting it down. It is the best. And yes to spiders… though I think Lucifer might be getting a bum deal on this one. I’m thinking it’s an even darker evil than him.