There are some days that there isn’t nearly enough caffeine in the world for me to deal with my son Corwin’s relentless morning person personality.
Today is one of those days.
Me: *guzzles coffee and drives in bleary silence toward the school*
Corwin: Speaking of dick jokes…
Me: *blinks some more*
Me: But…we weren’t…
Corwin: We are now!
This is the one I have.