Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

So last Saturday, Killian, Justin Not-Kevin and I went to the symphony. I know you’re probably tilting your head to the side and squinting like I did when they first said they wanted to go. But then I found out that the symphony was playing The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King and it all made a perfect kind of sense.

It was, of course, awesome, because I love those movies just as much as they do. And the crowd was…diverse. There were the usual season ticket holders in furs and ridiculously expensive jewelry. There were the jeans and hoodie crowd (we fell into that group) and there were those who showed up in full Middle Earth regalia. While we waited for the show to begin, the guys played “Spot the Girls from the Island.” There were, unsurprisingly, quite a few there.

As the film was ending and the orchestra was playing the closing number, Not-Kevin and Killian were wiping their eyes.

Me: You’ve seen this a million times. Are you crying?

Not-Kevin: Frodo left with the elves, yo. Merry, Pippen and Sam are never going to see him again.

Killian: Whatever. They’re manly tears.

Justin: You didn’t cry?

Me: Well, yeah. But I cry at everything.

Killian: True story.

He’d be right. In fact, I got a bit teary on the way there when I played a new song for them – one written especially for them.

Yep. There’s now a Riding in Cars with Boys song.

Let me explain. a few months ago, Jen Armintrout had this adorable guy write her a little promo ditty. It cracked me up and stuck with me for days. Well, when I head that he had a new venture called Songs for Strangers, I jumped on it. I’d been wanting to do something special for the guys since graduation is coming up and I’m going to miss them like crazy. I’ll still see them – but it won’t be the same as driving them around every day.

So anyway, let me tell you about Tommy. He’s freaking awesome – a great guy with a great sense of humor, not to mention incredibly insightful and a consummate musician. He read all of the Riding in Cars with Boys post to get a feel for his subject matter and listened to the songs I’d included as a jumping off point for sound. In about a week, he came up with a rough draft, sent it to me for my input and shortly after that – bam! I had a song. An AWESOME song!

Now, I’d fully intended to save the song until closer to graduation.

But I suck at waiting.

I ruin a lot of Christmas and birthday presents this way.

So on the way to the symphony, I handed them each a lyric sheet and popped the CD into the stereo. They were absolutely floored. I wish you could have seen the looks on their faces. They went from flabbergasted awe to laughing to singing along.

Justin: I don’t even…

Killian:Β  How did you…?

Not-Kevin: This is amazing. Seriously.

All three boys: Cancer bats!!!!

I think this is probably one of the most meaningful gifts I’ve ever given and I’m eternally grateful to Tommy. So grateful, in fact, that I’m having him write a song for my mom’s birthday next month! If you know someone who loves music and you want to do something really special for him/her, check out Songs for Strangers. It’s a fantastic experience. And yep, Tommy said I could post here and share it with you guys. πŸ™‚

This is Existentialism in the Backseat!
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Okay – here are the lyrics!

Existentialism in the back seat…Β  you boys are wiser than your years
Seeing you on stage after daily transportation is bringing me to tears
I’ve learned so much in my time with you and I’m not even the one in school
If you guys have taught me a valuable lesson it’s that teenage boys are so
freaking cool

It never fails to amaze me the way you study and analyze
The absurdity of what goes on in the average teenage female mind
It’s like if Socrates was born in the 90’s and Aristotle’s mom drove them around
And sometimes Kierkegaard joins them when their rationale needs to be less sound

And riding in cars with boys has been the best part of my day
Waiting in the parking lot with anticipation of all the amazing things you’ll say
The world’s not ready for your brilliance, they better get out of your way
I just want you to know I’m proud of you boys, every single day

Like Vladimir and Estragon waiting endlessly in vain
To sail to girl island where babes love nerds it’s a magical place
But they don’t fall prey to the sirens in uggs and mini skirts
They’re too smart for that and frankly I can’t think of anything worse

Making fun of Cancer Bats, Twilight and other teenage status quo?
Who names their band Cancer Bats, something that I’ll probably never know
Calling bullshit on each other but you’ll always got each other’s backs
Friendships are powerful so stay together, this trio is one that needs to last

And riding in cars with boys has been the best part of my day
Waiting in the parking lot with anticipation of all the amazing things you’ll say
The world’s not ready for your brilliance, they better get out of your way
I just want you to know I’m proud of you boys, every single day

There’s a billboard that I pass every morning on my way to take the boys to school. It says:

Dealing with depression? Anxiety or other problems? Let us help.
pinerest.org

Only, I keep reading pinterest.com.

It should be noted that Pinerest is a mental health facility. Pinterest is not.

However, I do find that it decreases my anxiety. Coincidence? I think not.

Okay – it’s weirdass dream time, again!

Okay, so last night I dreamed that I somehow set the oven on fire. There wasn’t anything in it, but in my dream I’d forgotten to turn it off for two or three days. Matt and a bunch of other people were calling me “Bella Swan” like it was an insult. Which, I suppose it is, really. Apparently, even my subconscious thinks Twilight is annoying.

In other news – Matt is home!!!

YAY!!!

The other day I was scrolling through Grammy pictures and I came across this guy.

Killian (looking over my shoulder): Wow. Electronica at the Grammys?

Me: Oh, do you listen to Deadmau5 (pronouncing it like it looked)

Killian: (dead silence, then finally…) This is my face. This is my palm. They’re meeting. (facepalming and slowly shaking his head)

Me: Deadmouse, huh?

Killian: Uh, yeah.

Me: I’m assuming I just lost major points for that pronunciation faux pas.

Killian: Almost all of them.

Me: Sigh… For the record, numbers don’t belong in names. Just sayin’.

Killian: Whatever. You still fail.

So my bad blogger streak continues, but I’m hoping to break it. I’m having a bad case of the Februarys. Seriously – longest, freaking month EVER.

I tried to break up the monotony by doing some sewing yesterday. Okay, it was more about making a new black skirt to replace my favorite black paisley one that died a horrible death than breaking up the monotony. (Bonus – I like this fabric better.) I also cut out another black skirt and a multicolored batik number.

As you can see, I had some help. Willow pounced on the black paisley and refused to be moved. And Rowan opted for the batik and the measuring tape. It’s honestly a wonder I get anything done. And they were super pissed when I locked them out out the sewing room. I did manage to get two of the three of the skirts sewn. Not bad for a couple hours work. Now I just need to get some words down.






In the comments of the last blog post, Tough Love Jen kindly pointed tout that it’s not all bad around here. Good stuff has definitely happened.

For instance, my mama (who is super awesome) just celebrated a huge milestone – her thirtieth year at the university where she teaches! I was her date last night at the faculty convocation which included a lovely (and very fancy) meal. I’m not going to lie – it was a little intimidating being seated with that many people with doctorate degrees, research grants and awards. But everyone was very nice. And a couple of the guys were hilarious.

So let’s see, other good stuff – I’m healing nicely from my fall, my kids have done and turned in all their homework, and the really exciting news – I’ve lost 15 pounds!

I’m making a lot of little changes this year that I’m hoping will add up to big things by the end.
So far, so good!

So what good things are happening in your life? Share! πŸ™‚

I know when I list off the stuff I’ve been doing it won’t seem like I’ve been too busy to blog, but I’m gonna do the round-up anyway.

Much of last week was spent trying to get everything in order for Matt to leave for a three week long trip to Singapore. (Read: I was doing a metric crap-ton of laundry.)

I was also grounding Corwin for his usual offense of not doing his damn homework. Once a quarter, the kid goes rogue and either does it and doesn’t turn it in or just doesn’t do it. Needless to say, there was some “child management” going on.

Thursday morning, I brought Matt and one of his colleagues to the airport to head to Singapore.

Thursday afternoon, I lived up to my reputation of being the Klutziest Klutz Who Ever Klutzed. I got out of the car at the gas station and managed to slip and fall. Not on ice. No, that would actually be understandable. No, this chick slipped and fell on the damn sidewalk salt used to melt the ice. No ice in sight.

Yeah. I have no idea either.

However, what I do know is that I sprained my left ankle and right wrist, bruised the hell out of my knee, gouged the palm of my left hand and hit my head on the pavement. Because I’m just that clever/stupid/talented/adjective of your choice.

Since then, I’ve had a fair amount of insomnia – I don’t sleep well when Matt’s not home. It doesn’t help that Angus thinks that 3:30 am is a perfectly reasonable time to play fetch with his sparkly pink puff ball. Of course, last night, there was no puff ball in sight. Just me lying awake from 3 am until I had to get up at 5:30. Shoulda just gotten up and worked.

Yesterday, I got a cortisone shot in the wrist in hopes of alleviating my chronic carpal tunnel numbness and pain. It was kinda freaking to feel the doctor wiggling the needle around in there. And my arm was really weak afterward, so I’m super grateful that Brynn drove me to and from. But I’m not sure the shot’s doing any good. It might be because of the sprain. I’ll probably try another one and see what happens.

See? Doesn’t seem like this should have kept me away from blogging. But it did. Sigh.