The other day I was scrolling through Grammy pictures and I came across this guy.
Me: Oh, do you listen to Deadmau5 (pronouncing it like it looked)
Killian: (dead silence, then finally…) This is my face. This is my palm. They’re meeting. (facepalming and slowly shaking his head)
Me: Deadmouse, huh?
Killian: Uh, yeah.
Me: I’m assuming I just lost major points for that pronunciation faux pas.
Killian: Almost all of them.
Me: Sigh… For the record, numbers don’t belong in names. Just sayin’.
Killian: Whatever. You still fail.