Yep…there’s another misread of the day. I was looking at a friend’s Facebook status update. What it really said: Safe house or Man on a Ledge? What I thought it said: Safe Meth House on a Ledge. Yeah, I’m a little worried about my brain, too.
Yep…there’s another misread of the day. I was looking at a friend’s Facebook status update. What it really said: Safe house or Man on a Ledge? What I thought it said: Safe Meth House on a Ledge. Yeah, I’m a little worried about my brain, too.
The other day I was taking Killian’s friend Torin home and we passed a sign. I immediately turned the car around so I could read it again. Torin: What’s going on? Did you forget something? Me: I…um…need to see what that sign says. Killian: (looking at Torin) Bet she read it wrong. Yes, dear readers. […]
I was running some errands this afternoon and talking to Cait while I was driving (no worries – hands free ear piece and mic) and I passed a sign I’d never seen before. Me: HA! Cait: What? Me: I just passed a sign that said “International Drinks”. Cait: And? Me: And I thought it said […]
There’s a billboard that I pass every morning on my way to take the boys to school. It says: Dealing with depression? Anxiety or other problems? Let us help.pinerest.org Only, I keep reading pinterest.com. It should be noted that Pinerest is a mental health facility. Pinterest is not. However, I do find that it decreases […]
Today while driving, I passed a sign for an auto place that said FREE INSPECTIONS. Only I read it wrong. I thought it said FREE INFECTIONS. And for about 30 seconds I tried to figure out how that could possibly be a desirable thing. Yeah…it’s been that kind of day.
So…yesterday, I drove past the junkyard on the way to get the boys from school. The sign said: Let us help you find your parts. Only I read: Let us help you find your pants. It made me giggle – particularly because erotic romance characters are always wandering around without their pants or straight up […]
So I ran into Hobby Lobby today, to get some last minute supplies for AAD and there was this display of calendars by the front door and I had an awesome misread that made me laugh out loud. Of course, I was all by myself, so this just made me look slightly crazier than I […]
As many of you know I read things wrong all the time. I read Grand Rapids Dominicans as Grand Rapids Dominatrixes and Polar Expedition Vacation Bible School as Bi-Polar Exhibitionism Vacation Bible School. (I actually had to turn the car around to re-read that sign.) My mom misreads things often, too. She read the McDonald’s […]