Bronwyn Green

Some of you may remember last summer when some rat bastard kid from Killian’s drivers ed class swiped my iPhone from my purse. Well, I’m pleased to say, I finally have a replacement. (Long story short, it would have cost a ridiculous amount of money to replace it before my contract was up.) But anyway, my new phone. I love it so.

One of my favorite aps is ShopShop. It’s basically a shopping list. But…you can have multiple lists, so in addition to the grocery list, I have a menu list, a to-do list and a plotting list. It’s super handy – I use it everyday. The best part about it is I never forget my shopping list when I’m at the store. Unfortunately, this causes other issues.

For instance, I was talking to Mia the other day while I was at the store. I’d picked up the kitty litter, the furnace filters and the apples, but I knew I need more stuff. I started searching my purse for my phone with my Lists o’ Wonder, becoming increasingly more panicked.

Me: Crap! I can’t find my phone.

Mia: Oh my gosh! When do you think you had it last? Where’s the last place you remember seeing it?

Me: I’m not sure…I know I had it in the car because I called you. I–for fuck’s sake!

Mia: What? did you find it?

Me: I’m talking on it.

Mia: Ohhhhhh.

And then we laughed and laughed because we both had the dumb.

Here’s the best part. This is not the first time I’ve done this. I did it a few weeks earlier while talking to Brynn. But as soon as I started to panic, Brynn said, “Uh…you’re on it.” She didn’t call me a dumbass…but I think it was implied.