Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

Yep…the little girlie in the polyester 70s nightmare on Sandra Cox’s blog was me. The blonde behind me is my Aunt Malita, who is by far the coolest aunt ever. She taught me all kinds of nifty things as a kid…how to read tarot cards, how to make a purse out of an old pair of blue jeans and she also let me help her make jewelry. She used to be a silversmith. I still have all of the pieces she made me.

I’m writing this from Pittsburgh. I’m in a hotel room with Brynn Paulin, Lacey Thorn and Cindy Spencer Pape. We drove down from from Michigan yesterday and even stopped at the Ellora’s Cave offices in Ohio on the way through. They showed us the printing process and the giant snake (seriously – biggest damn snake I’ve ever seen.)
Today, Cindy will be headed to a different room and Carol Lynne will be joining us. And today I finally get to meet Kelly Kirch and Anny Cook – I’m soooooooooooo excited!!! Now Brynn and I are off to find Pittsburgh Pirates T-shirts for our kids.

I have a confession. I have a thing for musicians. Don’t know what it is, but I’ve always had it. Give me a guy with a guitar and I’m a goner. Pianists are good too and if he can sing…well…you get the idea. Guys who aren’t even that attractive become suddenly more so once they start playing. Anybody else suffer from musician lust or is it just me?

Here’s my latest guy with a guitar crush… Damien Rice. Love him. I was going to put some youtube video clips in here to share the yumminess, but sadly, I can’t figure out how.

Unfortunately, hubby doesn’t have a musical bone in his body, so I’m the musical one in the family. (drums, bamboo flute, trumpet, french horn, singing) Well, Killian’s pretty musical too. He plays flute and he’s also started a guitar class at school – which was actually what I’d intended to blog about, but I got distracted by the thought of guys with guitars.

I’ve always wanted to play guitar but for various reasons (and excuses) I’ve never tried to learn. That’s about to change. Killian’s teacher found out I wanted to learn so she invited me to join the class. So every Monday and Wednesday afternoon, I hang out with 7th and 8th graders and practice with them. I can now play a G really well and so-so on the A and D, but I’m working on it.

I really don’t need one more thing added to my list of insanity, but I couldn’t turn down the offer of free lessons! Someday, maybe I’ll be able to play along with Margaret and Jen.

So what about it? Musician lust? The desire to play an instrument? Anybody play one?

On March 30th, 2007 something momentous happened, (well, momentous in my world) my first book, Overlord’s Vessel, was published! Well not my first book – no one wants to read that. Seriously.

I was insanely nervous, and excited but mostly terrified. I was so worried people wouldn’t read it – or worse hate it. But I have the best friends in the world who kept me distracted until the reviews started coming in. For the record, they were pretty darn good!

To celebrate, I’m giving away a copy of Overlord’s Vessel to one lucky commenter. So…all you people that read and never post, post something. Hopkins, Michigan – I know you’re out there. Finland, England, Germany, Pennsylvania, Australia, Brazil, Florida, Georgia – where ever you are – don’t be shy! Drop me a line and possibly win a free book. I’ll draw the winner on Friday.

Here’s an excerpt and the inspiration for the story.
Cold iron closed around Elizabeth’s skin. Distantly, she realized the guardian stretched her arm upward and secured the other manacle. Her wrists already ached where Micah had squeezed them when he pinned her against the tree this morning. Was it only this morning? It seemed a lifetime ago.
With her hands secured above her head, she panicked. Gripping the chain, she lifted herself into the air and kicked savagely at whichever man was closest. They were going to have to work harder than this to shackle her. Her foot caught the guardian in the temple, nearly toppling him. As she drew back to kick Micah, he wrapped his arm around both legs, immobilizing her.
“Enough!” he thundered.
Unforgiving metal clamped around each ankle and her legs were spread apart and bolted to the floor. Panic choked her throat. With her arms secured to a chain that hung from the ceiling and her feet to cuffs attached to the floor, she’d never felt so vulnerable. The fight drained from her. What was the point? She wasn’t going anywhere. The magic she had would be of no use in this situation. She had to rely on her wits. So far, they’d only gotten her chained up.
The guardian studied her intently but she looked away. His power coursed so strongly she felt it as soon as he’d approached her in the courtyard. Locked in this room with him the sensation was even more acute. He’d discover her secret soon and she’d be dead. She wished she’d had time to gather the herbs needed to render herself unconscious before they burned her.
He lifted her chin so she had to look into his deep-green eyes. She caught her breath as his gaze seemed to penetrate her. It was as if he could see into her soul but if he saw any of her closely guarded power he said nothing. Instead, a small smile curved his lips and he brushed his thumb over her mouth.
“Asher,” Micah said, his voice like a warning.
So, that was his name. He turned to Micah and grinned, his long chestnut hair shimmering like silk. His smile was dangerous, provocative. If not for Micah, she would have thought him the most handsome man she’d ever seen.
Both men were tall and broad across the shoulders but she couldn’t tell if Asher was as muscular as Micah. The shapeless, black robe hid most of him. His fair skin was sun-kissed but still pale next to Micah’s beautiful, brown body.
What was she doing thinking about their bodies? They had her trussed up and were going to do who-knew-what with her. She had a sinking feeling she knew exactly what they would do.
Her gaze darted between the hulking men who stared at her like they were starving. She closed her eyes, willing the ordeal to be over. “Just do it quickly.”
“We’re not going to hurt you,” Asher murmured, his voice soothing.
Her eyes flew open and her anger spilled out. “I’ve been taken from my home and imprisoned. Do you really think I’m going to believe you?”
Ignoring her outburst, they slowly circled her body. Every now and again, one of the men would reach out and caress her with teasing touches. She stiffened, vowing to fight them. But fear warred with desire as they gently stroked her skin, making her want more than a fleeting touch.
What was the matter with her? These men would likely be her death and she wanted more?
Someone stepped close to her back. Micah. She knew his scent already. Heady, enticing, arousing. The gods help her, she wanted him closer.
“We’re not going to hurt you,” he murmured. “But it won’t be over quickly.”
What did he mean it wouldn’t be over quickly? They planned to draw this out indefinitely? “Just finish it,” she said between gritted teeth.
Micah’s hot breath skated along her neck and a shiver worked through her body. The damp ache between her legs intensified. Why did she have to respond this way? Why had her body turned traitor?
“I’m going to take my time with you,” he whispered against her ear.
As if she’d forgotten to breathe, she sucked in a harsh breath, turning to face him. Lust burned bright in his eyes as he held her gaze.
The flutter of material falling to the floor drew her attention. Asher had stripped off his robe and stood clad in snug-fitting black braes and a green tunic. Micah nuzzled her ear and neck before moving to stand beside the guardian.
He still wore the black breeches but he’d removed his tunic. The wounds she’d inflicted were painfully apparent. Somehow, she knew he wouldn’t let her offenses go unpunished. Besides the scratches that marred his beautiful skin he had several jagged but healed scars. She couldn’t suppress the thought that she could have cured him with far less damage to his perfectly-sculpted body.
Asher arched a speculative brow at her. Had she spoken aloud? No, she knew she hadn’t but it was as if he heard her thought. He couldn’t do that could he? She’d heard rumors of men with that kind of power but that’s all they been. Rumors.
His curious expression vanished as if it had never been there. Side by side the pair studied her, their eyes hot and hungry. Micah pulled a wicked-looking knife from a sheath at his side and stepped toward her.
“Don’t move,” he warned.
The blade trailed along her collarbone and she gasped from the cold metal and colder fear. Her breath stalled in her throat as he brought the point to rest between her breasts.
This was it. She was going to die. Somehow, they must have figured out what she hid and decided not to bother with the stake. Surely stabbing would be better than burning to death.
Catching the thin fabric with the tip of the weapon, he tugged, slicing through the front of the gown. The cloth fell open, exposing the tops of her breasts.
His gaze dropped to her chest. When it rose again, she realized that he wasn’t going to kill her. Not yet, anyway. She glanced downward at the straining evidence of his arousal and her body clenched. How could she still want him?
Sheathing his knife, he slipped his hands inside her dress and cupped her aching breasts. She wanted to tell him to leave her be, to take his hands off her but she couldn’t find the words. Even if she could, she didn’t want to say them.
Her nipples hardened against his skin. It felt so good to finally have his hands on her. So much better than she’d imagined. And she had imagined it. Repeatedly.
Heated shame rushed to her cheeks but she couldn’t keep herself from arching into his touch. He swirled circles with his palms over her almost painfully tight flesh, drawing a cry from her parted lips.
She was pathetic. A simple touch had her crying out. Practically begging him for more. She was no better than her sister.
Micah slipped his hands free of the fabric and dropped to his knees in front of her. What now? She couldn’t tear her gaze from his. Even when Asher moved behind her, she remained trapped in Micah’s hot predatory stare. Shamed as she was to admit it, she missed the sensation of his hands on her body.
The guardian stroked down the sensitive skin of her arms, his fingertips coming to rest on either side of her breasts, pushing them gently forward, toward the man who would be her mate.
Without warning, Micah gripped the fabric of her dress and wrenched, splitting it from neck to hem. The tearing sound seemed to echo for endless moments as he gazed at her exposed body. His chest rapidly rose and fell as he surveyed her.
Unable to bear his scrutiny, she closed her eyes. She would never be beautiful like Maureen. She was just plain old Elizabeth. She didn’t belong here as Micah’s mate. If she could have she would have covered her nakedness with her hands. Instead, chilled air assaulted her skin and she jerked away from him. That only served to push her against Asher, his erection flush against her bottom.
“Open you eyes, little one,” Asher murmured into her ear. “See how much he wants you.”
As if hypnotized by his voice Elizabeth complied, nearly drowning in the blistering heat emanating from Micah’s gaze. For a moment, he glared at Asher.
“Don’t think this will be a regular occurrence,” he growled. “Once the ritual has been performed, her body is mine alone.”
“Until then, it’s both of you?” she squeaked.
Micah looked at her, his golden-brown eyes heavy-lidded and determined. “We’ve been known to share.”
Share? They shared women? Both of them together? With one woman? She reassessed her earlier insight. They were going to kill her. It just wouldn’t be the painful, bloody massacre she feared.
“But you’re mine, Elizabeth,” he breathed. With a half growl and half groan, he lunged for her, devouring first one nipple then the other. Suckling then biting, he drew her into the wet, scalding heat of his mouth.
She’d never felt anything like it. Sensation, centered at her breast, pulled a taut fiery line to her core. If he didn’t stop the moisture collecting at her center would begin dripping down the insides of her thighs.
“Please,” she whispered.
Asher plucked and twisted the opposite nipple, his hips rhythmically thrusting against her. “Please, what?”
A pounding at the door drew her from the sensual haze that had enveloped her.
“It’s time,” Asher said.
Fear streaked through her, pounding in time with the fist on the door. Time for what?

I’ve become my mother.

No…I haven’t accidentally put spearment in my quiche in place of parsley (Worst. Quiche. Ever.)

And I haven’t accidentally washed clothes in maple syrup instead of laundry detergent.

(An aside…my mother is brilliant – seriously. She has a BA in both psychology and philosophy, a Master’s in psych and a Ph.D. in psych, and she’s the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, but sometimes she’s so absentminded she’s dangerous!)

Anyway, I’ve been dragging fabric out of the sewing closet so I can make clothes for RT (yes, Sandra, I’ll post pics when I’m done) and I came to the horrible conclusion that in some very concrete ways, I’ve become my mother.

I have twelve 40 gallon plastic totes filled with fabic. Filled. To the top. The lids barely latch. Most of the stuff I bought for a particular reason or project. There are several quilts that need to be made. There’s a lot of fabric in there meant for skirts and tops, but there’s also a lot that I’ve looked at and said, WTF???

I remember when I was learning to sew, I rarely ever had to go to the fabric store, I’d just go into the sewing room and find fabric that worked for whatever project I was starting. It seems this has carried into my adult life. I did some quick math, and I estimated how much fabric I have. Over a thousand yards…

I have become my mother. I am a fabric whore.

1. Getting rated excellent. Thank you to the illustrious Anny Cook for giving my blog such a great rating!

2. Getting to play finish the sentence at Jennifer’s Random Musings. I had a lot of fun filling in the blanks. Jennifer is an awesome reader and loves to host authors on her blog. You should definitely check her out! And hey, while you’re there, come and visit me too. 🙂
3. Losing 14 pounds since I was last weighed at the doctor.
4. A warm cat curled up on my lap on this cold, snowy day.
So, what’s making you happy today?

Long time no blog…

It’s been crazy town at my house this past week. Kids’ homework projects, soccer games, guitar lessons, the Easter Bunny, family parties, helping my sister-in-law and cousins with their homework and oh yeah, hubby’s been working 70+ hour weeks for the last two months so I’ve been doing the dance of the single parent. I miss that guy.

This week looks like more of the same except with extra appointments added. I really need a clone…especially with all the stuff I need to do to get ready for RT! I have piles and piles of fabric waiting to be sewn. I’m pretty excited about the Fairy ball and the Vampire ball though. Of course, I like any opportunity to dress up in costumes.

Well, I’m off to do more errands. I promise to be a better blogger this week. 🙂

Why God bless American Idol you might ask? Well, for the last two weeks they’ve been doing Lennon and McCartney songs. Yes, most of the contestants are murdering them, but as a side benefit of this, I can actually listen to the Beatles with out my kids pissing and moaning about it. ‘Cause you know, if it’s on American Idol, it’s got to be good. Yeah…whatever.

When I was a kid my mom always sang bedtime songs to us. Looking back, I realize that some of them were probably less appropriate than others, and I wonder if that contributes to my love of sad songs today. I know she sang us happy songs, but the sad ones are the ones I really remember and the ones I’d always asked for. Popular bedtime songs of my childhood include:

Imagine, Blowin’ in the Wind, Where Have All the Flowers Gone, Bye Baby Bunting, The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, One Tin Soldier, Farwell to Tarwathie, Molly Malone (I blame my Gram for that one though) Let it Be, Lady Madonna, Hey Jude, Sundown, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Scarborough Faire, American Pie, Turn, Turn, Turn, Country Roads, In My Life Jet Plane, I am a Rock and of course, Puff the Magic Dragon. She did make up a fourth verse to this one because my brother Martin sobbed when he was old enough to understand what a sad song it really is.

I’ve kept up the bedtime song tradition with my kids – they choose what they want to hear just like we did. Some of them are the old standbys of my childhood and some are new. They both love Dar Williams’ The One Who Knows and We Learned the Sea. Corwin’s favorites are One Tine Soldier, Where Have All the Flowers Gone and Scarborough Faire. He really likes a lot of Celtic folk and frequently requests I Am Stretched On Your Grave (it’s a beautiful song but depressing as hell) and Counting Crows’ Long December. I promise, he’s really not morose. Killian’s favorite is Molly Malone and Green Day’s Good Riddance (Time of Your Life).

I recently made my sibs and my mom each a two cd set called Mom’s Wildly Inappropriate Lullabies – they loved it. So, did you get bedtime songs as kids? Did/do you sing them to your kids? Which ones?


I’m not of Irish descent, but my kids are. Speaking of kids, 11 years ago at this very moment, I was in labor. I was really hoping to have him on the 17th. Not only cause I wanted it the hell over with, but because it’s also my mom’s birthday and she’s without a doubt, the best mom ever. Happy Birthday Mama!

I plan to get to Ireland one of these years, and these are some of the places I’d like to see. I’d also like to see England, Scotland and Wales. So what places do you have a burning desire to see?

Yes…it’s March 14th or 3.14 and Killian’s math teacher has decided they would celebrate Pi day with pie. So last night, I peeled three pounds of apples, made dough and the boy and I made two apple pies. All the eigth graders will be feasting on pie, pie and more pie today.

We had a lot of fun until the canister of brown sugar got upended on the dining room floor…but it wasn’t the end of the world and it was still an easier clean-up than earlier in the evening when Corwin managed to dump the pitcher of iced tea on the kitchen floor. It was kind of a klutzy sort of night. You can definitely tell those kids are mine!

After the baking extravaganza was done I went to a fun TEB chat at Night Owl…busy busy night. Tonight, I’ll be working on a pirate ship shaped cake for Corwin’s birthday party tomorrow. Not at all sure how I’m going to accomplish that, but if it turns out, I’ll post a picture.

Have a wonderful Friday and if you get a chance, have some pie. 😉