Jen and I spend a lot of time on instant messenger pretty much every day.
This conversation just happened.
Me: Corwin is insisting on listening to bagpipe music while doing his homework.
Me: I know, I know, I made that myself, but Christ, it’s too early for bagpipes.
Jen: As you sow, so shall you reap.
Me: I’m reaping, all right…
Jen: A Reaping of Bagpipes.
Jen: That is the title to an Oscar winner, right there.
Jen: No, not even. The Caesar award.
Jen: For movies that are made not in the United States and are way too depressing for The Oscars.