So, I attempted to put the creamer back in the fridge.
It didn’t go well.
I knocked the vat of salsa off the top shelf. Then when I was bending over to pick it up, the creamer bottle fell out, bounced off my head and hit the floor. The flip-top lid broke and creamer spewed everywhere. Brand new bottle, of course.
I sopped it up with a towel then bent over to clean up the mess with a washrag. I slipped a little on the wet floor and caught myself on the fridge door where I managed to simultaneously push the water and ice dispenser levers.
I managed to shoot freezing cold water in my left ear and catch chunks of ice behind the lens of my glasses.
You understand why I was moderately surprised by the lack of sitcom laugh track.