So, I attempted to put the creamer back in the fridge. It didn’t go well. I knocked the vat of salsa off the top shelf. Then when I was bending over to pick it up, the creamer bottle fell out, bounced off my head and hit the floor. The flip-top lid broke and creamer spewed […]
So, a few days ago I had to stop at the bank, so I pulled up into a parking spot right in front and went inside. When I got out, I noticed a woman, standing behind my car lighting a cigarette with several shopping bags and her purse sitting on top of my trunk. I […]
Okay, so I’ve been working on a deadline that’s been kicking my ass, but I’m happy to say that I win! I mean…I’m done! This weekend, I wrote my ass off (I wish) and superseded all previous personal records! Over the past three days, I wrote 10,054 words. Granted, I had to delete 573 of […]
For fuck’s sake. So this morning, after a week off for Spring Break, I’m trying to get ready to drive the kids to school. Everything is fine until I get out of the shower, and I attempt to put the leave-in conditioner in my hair. Some tiny part of my brain registered that the bottle […]