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I know it’s been a while. It’s not that funny stuff hasn’t been happening, it’s just that so much of it is contextual and really hard to put into a blog post. We haven’t seen a lot of Mitchell this year since he’s on a slightly different educational track and spends most afternoons on a different campus, but for the last couple weeks I’ve been bringing him to school in the mornings.

Now, a typical morning without Mitchell involves Killian sleeping between texts from his girlfriend, Corwin sleeping and Justin sleeping. It’s usually a quiet ride other than the occasional snore from Corwin and the tapping of Killian’s super fast texting skills.

A morning with Mitchell is far different. This is how the first week went.

Monday – Mitchell gets in the car and immediately snuggles up to Justin and lays his head on Justin’s shoulder.

Justin: For fuck’s sake, Mitchell. Get off me!

Mitchell: I’m sleepy. You’re warm.

Tuesday – same scene.

Justin: Damn it, Mitchell! What is wrong with you?

Mitchell: (head butting Justin’s shoulder and purring like a cat)

Justin: Really, Mitchell? Really?

Mitchell: My girlfriend says I’m cuddly.

Wednesday – same scene except now Mitchell puts his head on Justin’s shoulder and wraps his arm around Justin’s chest.

Justin: The only way this would be remotely acceptable is if you turn into a hot nerdy chick that plays W.o.W. Are you going to turn into a hot nerdy chick who plays W.o.W.?

Mitchell: Nope.

Justin: This is unacceptable.

Thursday – same scene except that Justin puts his arm around Mitchell’s shoulders.

Justin: I give up. (pats Mitchell’s head) Go to sleep, buddy. (Looks at me in the rearview mirror and shrugs) It’s just easier to let him have his way.

He’s probably right…

0 thoughts on “Riding in Cars with Boys – Part Ten

  1. Sandy Jay says:

    I absolutely love the Riding in Cars with Boys posts. Keep 'em coming! 🙂

  2. Jambrea says:

    ROFL! I love Mitchell. lol

  3. Jason says:

    😀 even the latent gay gene is quite persistent. 😀

  4. Brynn Paulin says:

    Awwww….Mitchell and Justin make me giggle. They're cute.

  5. Chris says:

    Jase's comment = perfect! 😀

  6. LOL! I love those boys.

  7. Mia Watts says:

    LOLOL! OMG, Mitchell cracks me up. I'm also completely tickled that these boys have not fear of NOT being accepted by each other for breaking that “guy space” barrier. 🙂

  8. Polly20 says:

    So pleased to see them back – I've missed them so much.

  9. Nothing'll get me over here faster than a promise of another ride with the boys! Fabulous, Bron!

  10. Sonya says:

    Hahaha!!! Too awesome! Having anywhere from three to six teenage boys here at any given time — I can totally see this. 🙂

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  12. It tickles me no end that their dream woman is a hot nerdy chick who plays WOW.


  13. Lovely! Makes me feel like snuggling up with someone. Friends…

  14. Kel says:

    “Riding in the car with boys” posts always make me grin.

    Thank you for sharing.

  15. Susilien says:

    This is awesomesauce, as my nephew would say. I hate that I no longer take him to school.

    Mitchell is a riot. I think he is keeping his friends from boring each other. Now Mitchell needs to branch out to sleeping on the other guys occasionally.

  16. I just want you to publish them all in a book somewhere!!! Love it!

  17. Lacey Thorn says:

    LMAO! I love the hot, nerdy W.O.W. chick comment! Love these boys!

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