Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

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Please Note: If Kris Norris ever abandons me, this is how shitty my future book covers will look. *makes plans to bribe Norris with Tim Horton’s tea*

I feel like the “why” of this title can best be summed up by potential chapter headings comprised of things I’ve said in text messages.

1.) If I don’t answer for a bit, it’s because I’m driving home from the motherfucking store.

2.) I’d run away and join the circus, but I have no marketable circus skills. And also clowns.

3.) Yes…I ignored that little voice in the back of my head that said that person was batshit crazy. Again.

4.) Math is hard, yo.

5.) I cannot possibly people today.

6.) I’m sorry my cat hates you.

7.) Look, I just need some cheese.

8.) Is it wrong that I’m proud of my four-year-old niece for using “What the fuck” properly in a sentence?

9.) I don’t recall becoming a bigamist, but at the same, time, my brain has been nothing but cracks, lately. So…maybe?

10.) The hold music is static-y soft jazz. I am in hell.

11.) Excellent. I feel like the more people we have spreading the accelerant, the quicker it’ll be over.

12.) Filed under bad ideas: Don’t look at fabric you made your kids’ clothes out of. Especially not while you’re ovulating.

13.) I’m gonna need bail money. There’s a neighbor kid out there somewhere blowing a goddam gym whistle.

14.) But in Clue, aren’t you just supposed to murder people with the candlestick? Or are we lighting candles to celebrate afterward?

15.) I feel like we won’t be able to have our podcast if I’m in jail, though.

16.) I have zero of popsicles. And also zero of patience.

17.) Never look a gift moodswing in the mouth.

18.) I am a font of random information.

19.) Fuck that. I’m putting on my ruffle-butt undies and my ruffled bonnet. And we’re gonna go Pollyanna the fuck out of everything.

20.) ADD Powers ACTIVATE! Form of Squirrel!

That’s it for me this week, be sure to check out the other bloggers’ memoir titles. Jess, Jessica, Deelylah, Gwen, and Kellie.

0 thoughts on “What would the title of my memoir be, and why?

  1. landragraf says:

    Some, if not all, of these would be excellent in books. This is why you are a writer. This is why you are awesome, and why I <3 you.

    1. Bronwyn says:

      Awww, I love you, too! Maybe I need to start keep track of my texts messages for potential book titles. 😀

  2. I would read the hell out of this!

    1. Bronwyn says:

      LOL! If nothing else, I feel like the chapter headings would at least be entertaining. 🙂

  3. Gwen Cease says:

    You are amazing and I laughed so hard!! You are awesome and I would so read this book.

    1. Bronwyn says:

      LOL – thank you! And I’m so happy it made you laugh!

  4. jarmanjess says:

    LOL I think that’s a memoir that needs writing and I need to read. 🙂

    1. Bronwyn says:

      I feel like there’d be a whole section on some of our borderline-obsessive text topics -LOL!

  5. Lisa Orchard says:

    OMG! This is too funny! You crack me up, girl! Thanks for the chuckle!

    1. Bronwyn says:

      Yay! I’m glad it made you laugh. 😀

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