Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

Some of you may remember last summer when some rat bastard kid from Killian’s drivers ed class swiped my iPhone from my purse. Well, I’m pleased to say, I finally have a replacement. (Long story short, it would have cost a ridiculous amount of money to replace it before my contract was up.) But anyway, my new phone. I love it so.

One of my favorite aps is ShopShop. It’s basically a shopping list. But…you can have multiple lists, so in addition to the grocery list, I have a menu list, a to-do list and a plotting list. It’s super handy – I use it everyday. The best part about it is I never forget my shopping list when I’m at the store. Unfortunately, this causes other issues.

For instance, I was talking to Mia the other day while I was at the store. I’d picked up the kitty litter, the furnace filters and the apples, but I knew I need more stuff. I started searching my purse for my phone with my Lists o’ Wonder, becoming increasingly more panicked.

Me: Crap! I can’t find my phone.

Mia: Oh my gosh! When do you think you had it last? Where’s the last place you remember seeing it?

Me: I’m not sure…I know I had it in the car because I called you. I–for fuck’s sake!

Mia: What? did you find it?

Me: I’m talking on it.

Mia: Ohhhhhh.

And then we laughed and laughed because we both had the dumb.

Here’s the best part. This is not the first time I’ve done this. I did it a few weeks earlier while talking to Brynn. But as soon as I started to panic, Brynn said, “Uh…you’re on it.” She didn’t call me a dumbass…but I think it was implied.

0 thoughts on “The Dumb. I haz it. Again.

  1. Amber Skyze says:

    LMAO…I did that once. I felt like a big dumbass. šŸ™‚

  2. Mia Watts says:

    LOLOL!!! This still makes me laugh. I'm also super pleased that I'm not the only one to have blonde moments. šŸ˜€

  3. ROFLMAO….I did that with my car keys at my 20th HS reunion. Looked for them everywhere, and when I decided to ask the bartender if anyone had turned them in, I put my hands on the bar….and there they were, in my hot little hand!

    And no, I'd only had two drinks in the past five hours, so was NOT intoxicated:)

  4. Chris says:

    Whoops…. šŸ™‚

  5. I love it! It's the modern version of looking for the sunglasses that are on top of your head.

  6. Mia Watts says:

    OMG LOL!!! Your Word Ver, is “enerma”

  7. Kris Norris says:

    All I can say… I'm sure there's an app for that.

  8. Dakota Rebel says:

    I do this ALL the time. Especially with my keys. Like if my car is running outside I will freak out when I can't find the keys in my purse. I've been IN the car, with it running, and dug through my purse in a panci because i couldn't find my keys. No darling, you are definitely not the only one.


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