Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

There are some days that there isn’t nearly enough caffeine in the world for me to deal with my son Corwin’s relentless morning person personality.

Today is one of those days.

Me: *guzzles coffee and drives in bleary silence toward the school*

Corwin: Speaking of dick jokes…

Me: *blinks*

Me: *blinks some more*

Me: But…we weren’t…

Corwin: We are now!


This is the one I have.




3 thoughts on “Riding in Cars with Boys – Part Twenty-Two

  1. Hahaha! That’s amazing. But I sympathise. My boyfriend is like this. He’s hilarious and most of the time I love that about him, but in the mornings he’s just so very, very AWAKE. I need at least a pint of coffee before my sense of humour wakes up on a work day.

    1. Bronwyn says:

      So very, very AWAKE is the best description of this child. Perhaps, we can send those two off somewhere while we mainline coffee and pretend to be human.

      1. Sounds good to me. I’ve never succesfully disguised myself as a human but I’m willing to have a go!

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