Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

The other day Corwin told me that he’d be having a party in his choir class today. The deal is that the kids all sign up for something that their parents will then provide.

Corwin: I signed you up for the easiest thing, mama.”

Me: Cool. Please let it be paper plates. Please let it be paper plates. What is it?

Corwin: (smiling happily) Fruit!

Me: Oh. Guh – the most expensive messy thing to bring.

Corwin: That way you don’t have to cook. I know you hate cooking.

So that really was very sweet of the boy. And since I’m busy (and also lazy) I bought a fresh fruit tray at Meijer. This morning when we went to pick up Justin for school, the fruit tray rode in the middle of the back seat.

Corwin: Watch out for the fruity goodness.

Justin: Why to I have to ride share with a tub of fruit?

Corwin: Because it’s for the choir party at school today.

Justin: Whoa! The bitch is actually letting you guys have a party?

Corwin: Yep.

Justin: You know it’s just a ruse to steal your soul, right?

Corwin: Meh. I already sold mine to video games.

Justin: Enjoy the fruit. You’re safe.

0 thoughts on “Riding in Cars with Boys – Part Twelve

  1. Cinderella says:

    OMG LMAO I love your boys I swear you could get so many plot bunnies from them to make a kids book and it would be highly ranked. Love it. Cynthia

  2. Onilyn says:

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  3. I love your boys!!! OMG! Too Funny!

  4. Anna Mayle says:

    You are truly blessed with wonderful boys. I love it when you share them with us! ^_^ and I agree with Cynthia, their moments would be great in a book! I'd buy it! ^_^


  5. Chris says:

    LOL – it's good to know Corwin has his priorities…

  6. Amy Lane says:

    ROFLMAO! They do have their priorities straight.

  7. Amber Skyze says:

    LMAO…your sons are so funny.

  8. LMAO!!! So funny! Why is it we so often get signed up by our kids for the crappy stuff? I once had my whole house donated for a party. GAH. But how do you say no?

  9. Hahaha! Could you take them for rides now and then over the summer please?

  10. Mia Watts says:

    LOL! I can totally see him saying that with a shrug and being pretty much serious. Plus, I love the way Justin capped that off nicely.

  11. Kris Norris says:

    It seems poetic that you got the fruit plate.

    And yeah… great to know his soul is already secure, lol. Great snippet… LOL.

  12. Another fun post, Bron!

    What I wonder is whether they KNOW how cute and smart they are. Do they know about your blog posts?


  13. Sylvie says:

    LOL!! loved it…thanks for sharing 🙂

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  15. Susilien says:

    I love your boys. I'm with Barbara…rides over the summer. Don't you take them anywhere over the summer?

  16. Paris says:

    OMG, I so needed a laugh. Your guys are the best:)

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