Bronwyn Green

The Corner of Quirky & Kinky

I was all excited this morning – the Christmas gift making is moving along nicely, Solstice Seduction releases today from TEB and my kids got up and ready for school with nary a whine. And then I tried to get to the car.

I slipped on the ice and fell down our back steps. Granted, there are only four, but I cleverly managed to hit each and every one with my butt and my head, I wrenched my knee and the huge bag of canned goods I was bringing to school for the food drive for the homeless landed on my thigh…the same one that’s connected to my twisted knee. I have lovely crescent shaped bruises on my leg and a giant one on my butt. And because I’m silly enough to wear skirts all year round, I also got an atomic wedgie and snow in my underwear. Yes indeed, it’s a banner morning for the Green household.
On a hopefully better note, I’d like to share the blurb and prologue of my new story.
Celtic Fire: Solstice Seduction
Banished from Heaven as punishment for his sins, Taliesin has walked among humans for thousands of years. He’s damned sick of it. Death would be preferable to the cultural bankruptcy of the twenty-first century, but what’s a cursed immortal to do? It’s not like he can kill himself.
Dr. Emerson Matthews has no clue what to do with the enigmatic, gorgeous man who has landed in the psych ward at the hospital where she works. Well, she knows what she wants to do, but it’s unethical and likely illegal. Especially since he seems to be out of his mind. Why else would he claim to be a fallen angel?
Hell bent on seduction, Taliesin tempts Emerson, luring her tightly guarded passion to the surface and introduces her to sensual delights she’s never dreamed of. As she learns more about the mysterious man in her care, she begins to question her own sanity as his claims of Divine origin seem more plausible with each passing moment.
Guns, razor blades, pills, ropes… The options for suicide were limitless. If one was human. Hell, even the vampires had sunlight and holy water.
Taliesin sighed and scrubbed his hand through his hair in frustration. In the beginning, his banishment from Heaven had seemed a lark. As a fallen angel, of course he’d missed his connection to the Divine. It was a throbbing ache that never truly abated, but over time it had dulled.
Humans had quickly filled the void—practically revered him as a god. For a while it had been enough. With his harp, he’d wandered the length and breadth of Britain, performing in the halls of great kings. Legends of his bardic skill still survived today. It was good to be remembered, he supposed. Of course, he had been the one to suggest writing everything down. It often seemed that the most wildly artistic among humankind needed the most guidance.
He’d been more than willing to guide while some of his fallen brethren preferred to thwart. Some had even hated the humans. They’d refused to have any contact with them or worse, sought to harm them. Taliesin merely looked at them as entertainment during his exile. He’d come to enjoy many of them, revelling in the creativity with which their Maker had gifted them.
He’d shared arcane secrets with Cerridwen, advised Arthur and Merlin and seduced Morgan Le Fay…or perhaps she’d been the seductress. It had been centuries ago. He’d imbibed with Byron and Shelley and served as inspiration for Austen. He’d watched Michelangelo, Rembrandt and Waterhouse create masterpieces. He’d listened as Mozart composed his Requiem Mass and while Lennon wrote Imagine. He’d been a sounding board for Tolkien and had read all of the drafts of all of Yeats’ work and Neruda’s as well.
Now the world was filled with talentless hacks. Faced with the Britney Spears and Paris Hiltons of the world, what was the Angel of Inspiration to do? Well, the Fallen Angel of Inspiration, anyway. Providing inspiration for the humans had been easier in his angelic form. Maybe that was part of the problem…perhaps if he still held his place in Heaven, he would never have had to be tortured with the feeble musical attempts of the New Kids on the Block. Another thought occurred to him. Perhaps the Divine Being had noticed that he’d been enjoying his banishment on earth and now saw to it that songs by those Simpson girls remained painfully lodged in his head. Maybe the real punishment had just begun. More than ever, he longed for the comforts of Heaven and reconnection with the Divine.
It wasn’t simply that he was disgusted and bored. If he was honest with himself, he’d admit that he was lonely. He never thought he’d grow attached to the humans, but he had. Well, some of them anyway. But their lives were over in the blink of an eye. The pain of losing them year after year had become worse with every death.
Shivering Taliesin buttoned the top button of his jacket. Chile with Neruda would be far warmer than this backwater town in Michigan. He’d come here to hear a young poet, but the coffee house had burned down, so instead he found himself walking along the length of a nearby railroad track half-wishing for an oncoming train. Would this exile never end?
Tilting his head back, he closed his eyes. I’m sorry, all right? I’m fucking sorry already. What the hell do I need to do to prove it?
A blinding flash of blue-white light seared his eyes.
“You might want to consider not cursing when you address our Lord.”
Taliesin stifled a sigh. “Hello Gabriel.”
The angel walked at his side. “Haven’t you tired of you banishment? Aren’t you ready to come home?”
Taliesin stopped and stared at his friend. “Did you not just hear me? Isn’t that why you’re here?”
Gabriel smiled patiently. “Not exactly.” Holding up his hand, he immobilised Taliesin as the railroad tracks began to rumble. “This is your last chance to figure it out, my friend.”
“Figure what out?”
The angel shook his head, his eyes sad. Gabriel waved his hand toward Taliesin and he found himself standing in the middle of the vibrating tracks.
“Funny.” He fought against the supernatural hold. “Release me, Gabriel.”
“I cannot. If you are ever to regain your place within the Kingdom, you must learn what He sent you here to learn.”
Rage flooded Taliesin’s veins. “This isn’t a fucking fieldtrip. He banished me.”
The whistle of a not-so-distant train sounded, and the ground beneath his feet shuddered. He attempted to use his few remaining angelic powers to break Gabriel’s hold, but the angel had done something to nullify them. Bastard.
“Release me!” he demanded again.
Gabriel merely held his gaze. “Heed what you’re here to learn.”
“Yes, do be cryptic. It’s always so helpful.”
As the engine drew closer, the blinding headlight pulled his focus from the angel. The painful, metallic squeal of brakes split the quiet night drowning out his thundering heart. The engineer had obviously seen him, but there was no way he’d be able to stop in time. Taliesin sighed. He might be immortal, but immortality didn’t mean getting hit by a train wouldn’t hurt. Someday, Gabriel would pay for this.
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Barbara Huffert Deal of a Lifetime
Amarinda Jones Mad About Mirabelle
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Brynn Paulin Fallen
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0 thoughts on “Atomic Wedgies, Anyone?

  1. Hee hee, you got a cootchie-cicle!

  2. Geeze! That sounds bloody painful. I hope you are not to beat up. Loved the book – great tease to buy

  3. Kelly Kirch says:

    Dang. Another one to go get. Though I think you at least deserve a sale for the pain and suffering you’ve endured. All I can say is Ouch and I’m glad front steps aren’t made of metal. Could you just see the fire station call on that one? “cckkkkhhh. What was that? cckkkhhh” “cckkkhhh. licked the steps bottom side. cckkkkhhh.” LOL!

  4. Ouch! I feel your pain…felt it myself back in August, when I fell down my back stairs.Hope your body recovers soon:)

  5. You mean you guys had school today? We got a foot of snow and everything is closed.Hope you feel better!

  6. Smut Girl says:

    Gah! Poor baby. I feel your pain, said the woman dragged to the ground and wounded by a sixteen pound wiener dog! I hope you aren’t too bad off and feel better v. soon. And some sexy man kisses all your boo-boos to make them better.On the bright side, your books sounds awesome 🙂xoS

  7. Ow! Is there any part of you that doesn’t hurt?

  8. Good grief, that must have been a chilly ride to school. I’ll bet you had the heater blowing full blast. Remember the line from Rudolp where the Abominable Snow Monster said “Bumbles bounce”? Well, I want you to know that Bronwyns DON’T!Take care and congrats on the book release.

  9. Anny Cook says:

    Oh, Bronwyn! Feel better! I’ve been there and that hurts!Great excerpt!PS: Read Ronan’s Grail. It was wonderful!

  10. Brynn Paulin says:

    Winter is here! Your first fall of the season always marks the start!Hope you’re feeling better today.

  11. Didn’t you fall last year on your steps? Dang, girl, you need ramps or something.Hope you’re less bruised today.

  12. L. Rosario says:

    Oh gosh, I’m hooked!! Damn you LOL*kiss*

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