Bronwyn Green

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#writelifeapril (2)

Any time a politician betrays the ideals of our nation, (points if you heard that in Daveed Diggs’ voice) the app updates with one of those annoying little red numbers. In order to make the number go away, you have to open the app and hit the eject button. This jettisons the greedy, self-serving, treasonous assholes deep into into space where they’ll get exactly what they deserve.

Let’s see what kind of apps the other bloggers discovered on their phones. Deelylah and Kris (and Jess, too!)

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  1. Kris Norris says:

    Can I have this modified to be just assholes? Please….. And I’m thinking there wouldn’t be many left by the time you were done 🙂

  2. I especially love the *must act* aspect to get rid of the notification.

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